Saturday, September 22, 2007

Cock blocking by a chick? Yeah.

Finally going to post on my blog while the memory of my party is fresh in my head.

After 30 some odd responses, 10 calls from people who were "committed" to coming (so to speak), the day finally arrived.

1 female and 5 guys. Not bad.

We all gathered at a nice hotel in town, one guy (musicman) showed up followed by the woman who had had met earlier in the week.

She asked if he could come along since she knew him, and against my better judgment, I allowed her to do so because I figured it would make her a bit more comfortable.

The first to come over was musicman, after he initially scoped out the bar he eventually come to me. seems like a great guy and we hit it off immediately. He had a shaved head that totally suited him and seemed to be moderately built. For being a straight guy, I wouldn't mind exploring his potential. He then proceeded to tell me about tattoo girl. Seems that they met during a Bi-voyeurism thing earlier in the week.

Okay. this is cool.

Then he proceeded to tell me how they got along swimingly and how they were now going to swing together as well as explore S&M.

did you know minds can stop from full speed to dead stop in a fraction of a second? it even comes with the sound of rubber wheels stopping. it made my head hurt.

The more he continued to talk about her, the more fascinated I was. she was a looker and seemed to definitely be one in the non-flakes category. He said that she was on the way and was just facing heavy traffic.

The traffic all over town has been a bitch. Heavier than usual, actually. I had to intimidate a Hummer to let me to get to my exit. Try it sometime with a car. it's an odd game of chicken.

Then the next guy showed up: weasel.
It's not that I think he the personality of one that I picked that moniker for him, he just kinda' looks like one, but not in the ugly sense. He struck me as a mid 30's guy.
He seems like a genuinely nice guy that has had a bad luck meeting girls. The more he talked, the more I understood why. The man literally has no game. I mean NO game at all. I felt sorry for him while trying to pull him out of his shell.

In walks tattoo girl, an older mid-40's aged woman that look like she can give most 20 somethings a run for their money. She was very confident. I love that in a woman. But I detected a bit of arrogance, but I blew that off to the beer I was drinking.

After we all had a bit to drink, in walked another guy. i'll call him MIB (Man in Black), he walked over, he also seemed like he was in his early to mid 40's and you can tell he was in shape. I pulled him in trying to get into the conversation and after some time, he then proceeded to tell me that my adds were "too restricting" as far as wanting versatile men.

I politely told him that considering the flake factor of women involved, bi men would at least have something to play with if they no show. An all gay show would be a turnoff to some women if they wanted to join in. I thought it was a fair compromise.

he then proceeded to tell me that a more anonymous get together would bring more people.

Okay. this guy was getting on my nerves. While I'm not at all judgmental about the lifestyle of people around me when it comes to sex, at THIS party, I wasn't going to at least talk and get to know them briefly BEFORE we fuck. Apparently this was a bit too much for him and eventually made some lame excuse about not being able to "perform" and beat a hasty retreat after telling us some INCREDIBLY wild stories of what has done (and wasting about 30 minutes of my life in the process) in the past.

The last one to show just as we were going upstairs was a "regular" whom I'm going to call "pete". Great guy, he had been at one of my previous parties before and has proved himself a witty charming man.

After going upstairs people just wanted to chit chat more and I figured I needed to get the party started by making a not-so-subtle comment about getting undressed.

Tattoo girl went to a shower while the rest of us lounged about nude scoping each other's goods and Musicman's telling us all about tattoo girl. We all nodded approval about his thoughts on her when she came out dressed in a little night gown.

it was MY turn for a shower. Yes, I know, but you like a clean man, right? I'm a bit weird about that kind of thing. I'm sure there are women that approve of the shower thing, quite a few do that I know of...but anyway.....

After I got out there was a considerable amount of cocksucking going on.
Awesome!

I put on a video on the TV ($13 bucks?!?!? For what they were charing for my room, it should have come with a hooker!) for a little added viewing pleasure.
I sat down at chair and watched the action on the bed beside tattoo girl and casually masturbated. She started rubbing my cock a bit and then started to bite my nipples which is okay, but not preferred and I tried to let her focus on something else. Didn't care what she nibbled on as long as it wasn't my nipples. She looked at me and smiled and then said she was more of a top. (oh shit!)

She then moved over to the guys and started to rub on the guys to get some close up action. What caught my eye was the fact she was favoring Musicman over all the others.
This was going to go bad.

She then proceeded to be more direct in her requests on what she wanted to see and this also gave me an "oh-oh" moment. She was starting to get a bit more aggressive and doing some head shoving onto guys cocks.

After a few more minutes she came back to my chair and kissed me for awhile longer and then clamped down on my nipples (OW!) I tried to redirect, but she couldn't take the hint and wound up with a test of wills. I won AND lost. This chick was REALLY into S&M. Apparently, she wants to be in full control in a sexual situation. While I'm all for that, "no means no" goes both ways.

She brought out the strap on (of which Musicman kneeled and put it on her) and then proceeded to fuck Musicman's ass with it. My instincts told me it was over for the night.

There would be no woman gang bang.

After she had an orgasm she then complained that the other guys weren't having an orgasm, i explained "whiskey dick" to her and then she and her boy got dressed and out the door within 5 minutes.

The rest of us were stunned. The truth then came out. the guys just weren't into being "directed" like they were in a porn scene and it was starting to be a turn off.

We got dressed and sat and drank some of the wine she left and parted shortly thereafter. The guys thanked me for throwing the party. I looked around, packed up my stuff and looked at the time as I was walking out of the hotel.

midnight. Fuck. All this occured in under 4 hours.

Time to start again with a fresh new batch.

2 comments:

Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!! said...

Well that certainly made some interesting reading!

Are you really straight? Cause from the sound of that, I reckon you could turn!

RIV said...

Yeah, I'm quite straight, although I failed to mention that musicman started to suck my cock while I was a bit distracted by Tattoo Girl. I was a bit disconcerted by it, but it was just a cock sucking, so I didn't mind it.