Casual friends and strangers....

The night before....the nerves begin.

2010-06-22T22:14:00.000-05:00

The time for the party is close, but I will tell you about it after the fact.

But the nerves are already there. I have peppered this entire region with ads.
I decided to make this into a two day event. Starfish is thrilled and nervous about the whole thing.
Seems like the men, for the most part have been fairly well behaved, no overt "douche'-ness". The same thing can't be said for Starfish, though. Her ads seem to have been a total magnet for that species of guy.

So far spunky is also supposed to show up, as of right now the tally is the following:

2 girls and about 8 guys. Here's to hoping I don't wind up with another threesome again. :(

Return to the land of Cheese and Lakes...

2010-06-09T15:08:00.000-05:00

I had more business to attend to up north, but this time I had to DRIVE there.

So I thought I'd take advantage of the situation and the more I talked about it to Starfish, the more it sounded appealing:

A bi party!

So I put up a post or two in the area of interest and came up with some interesting prospects, so far two couples seems to be promising.

Not to say that the last one was a bust, but I hope we have more people.
Will give updates as things allow.

Do you believe in God?

2010-06-09T14:58:00.003-05:00

I lost my faith years ago, but I'm trying to find my way back.

Ask me anything

What's the origin of your name?

2010-06-09T14:58:00.001-05:00

The name I use on here? I won't say the first 3 letters, but the last 3 allude to where I live at...more or less.

Ask me anything

has your ass been ruined by big black cock?

2010-06-09T14:57:00.001-05:00

Nope. quite Hetero, but I've seen other asses taken. :)

Ask me anything

2010-05-18T00:40:00.000-05:00

Here I am at home, minding my own business, when a random person comes knocking on my yahoo.*
We struck up a conversation and asked if I was still with a local Gang Bang group. I told him that I severed ties with them years earlier due to a difference in philosophy.
Yeah, it was fucked up.
Whatever.
Then for some particular reason, he started asking about me and what I do and what I like to do.
After getting sick of the bad innuendo and metaphors, I asked him to just speak what he's saying.

"I want to be forcibly mouth fucked by men", he eventually said.
The cursor simply blinked at me and I was at a complete loss as to what to say.
"So you're bi?"
"No. I'm straight, I just like being treated like a little bitch."
Sitting there for a few minutes my mind raced.
"Well, I can't really help you, I'm straight."
After a fairly lengthy pause, he almost begged.

Then a little twitch formed on the corner of my mouth.

"What do you want?"

After a few questions, things were a bit ironed out.

Scrolling down my contact list, I come up to my old friend.

"HEY, Katy!"
"Hey yourself! How're you doing?"
"Wanna party?" The tone of my voice must have gotten her a bit on the nervous side.
"umm...sure?"

I quickly explain the details and hatch a plan. Katy's quite enthused, but she asked one thing.

"Is FF coming?"
"I'm going to talk to her about it and see."
"If she's going to go, I'm down with that. See ya!"

We said a few more things and eventually hang up...
an hour or so later, I look up FF's name and hit her number....

*Literally. My IM. It wasn't a metaphor.

Out of the blue

2010-04-26T12:30:00.002-05:00

I haven't heard from her since the beginning of April and just assumed she had grew tired or just blew me off. During the course of my evening, I received an email: From Jennifer!
The subject line really caught my eye: "Do I have a story to tell you!!!"

I was hyped, I wondered what she was up to and she didn't disappoint and sent me the (slightly edited) email:

That guy that I met up with a couple weeks ago emailed me back the other day and wondered if I wanted to do that again.

I told him I could manage that.

Then he wrote that he had a friend he wanted to bring along too.

I was kinda nervous about that but agreed to meet them at a restaurant/bar to meet and get to know each other some. He said that was fine and said his friend was a salesman and was staying at a hotel not far from where we met the first time. It had a lounge so we agreed to meet up there.

I got there plenty early so I sat around for awhile waiting, and almost left cause I started to think about it and was thinking this wasn't such a good idea. Then they showed up all dressed in their suits...wow! Turns out his friend is black and very good looking too.

I had butterflies like you wouldn't believe. We had a couple drinks and talked to get to know each other. Then, my friend from the first adventure, suggested we go upstairs to his friends room.

I can't even remember what I was saying or anything, so I may have sounded like a fool but we end up in the room.

The guys take their coats off and loosen their ties to get more comfortable, I'm just sitting on the bed looking like I don't know what. The black guy comes over next to me and says "my friend here says you give a mean hand-job." Or something to that effect. I think I said yeah, but not sure. So he is undoing his pants and my eyes are glued to his crotch, just waiting to see what he's got.

He drops his pants and underwear together and I see the biggest cock I have ever seen!

The look on my face must have been priceless cause I remember them both laughing. He's right in my face with it and its like half hard so I grab onto it and start stroking it. I'm getting very wet at this point and feel like this could go way farther than just a couple hand-jobs. I'm pretty focused on him, just watching him grow, when all of a sudden, the other guy shoves his cock in my face and it just grazes my cheek.
I hadn't even noticed he had gotten undressed completely, but I took his cock in my other hand and there I sit stroking 2 cocks.
At this point, I couldn't take it any longer, both of them just a few inches from my face, so I leaned in and gave the black guy a little suck and like on the tip of his cock, then the other one.
Pretty soon, I'm alternating back and forth, taking them into my mouth and licking their shafts. I was soaking wet at this point and was rubbing myself through my pants trying to get myself off as well.
They must have seen how this was progressing and one took my shoulders and pushed me back onto the bed and the other, grabbed my waistband of my slacks and pulled them off.
From here its a blur.
Somehow my panties got destroyed, I think they just grabbed them and pulled cause they were ripped at the sides.
I do remember the white guy throwing a condom to his friend and soon after the feeling of him pushing into me. He was very big and it took me awhile to accommodate him. The other was on the bed next to me and I was giving him a blow job until the black guy started fucking me for real. He wasn't holding anything back either.

I was a basket case, I wanted him to fuck me as hard as he could. I remember his buddy telling him to "cum on the bitch." So a minute or so later, sure enough he pulls out, yanks the condom of and spurts all over my top, neck, and chin. Without missing a beat, the other guy already had a condom on and he starts fucking me. He doesn't last very long and he does the same thing, yanks the condom off and shoots cum on my top, only he tries to get my face more and does succeed too.
He ends up getting his cock to my face and mouth before he is completely done cumming and I get the last bit in my mouth. I did swallow it and they both hi-fived after that and got off the bed so I could get up.

I sit up and see myself in the mirror, I'm a mess! Then I remember you saying bring extra clothes. Damn! One of them hands me a towel and I wipe the cum from my chin and neck and try to get most of it soaked up off my blouse.
We sat around a talked for a bit then I realized I needed to go and I got up, told them we could do this again sometime and we said our goodbyes. I made a beeline for my car hoping I wouldn't run into someone I know, after all, by the looks of my hair and clothes it was obvious what had just happened.

I could really get into this!
That was the best and wildest sex I've ever had and it felt so great.

I honestly don't remember the drive home.

Fishing randomly and catching Jennifer.

2010-04-15T12:29:00.000-05:00

Things have been very quiet here, and if you had read this blog with any regularity (first of, sorry), you know that I had to take a bit of a break in my activities.
This is not to say that I have been up to SOME mischief. I've been getting the itch for another party.
Bad.
Really bad.
Since I didn't quite have the resources to throw another one for several months, I figured a few CL ads and try to put out feelers for people that have an interest in it and willing to talk about it might help.

Got a total of maybe 6 proper responses from TWO different cities. Three immediately dropped off, possibly by them being bored of me, or were expecting something totally different.
Whatever.
Two are local girls; One has had fantasies about it, but is in a troubled marriage and other issues. She doesn't know about the blog. I gave her an option and she will (eventually) make a decision, but in the meanwhile we're making good conversation overall.
Another of major interest is from one that I posted on the Chicago CL.
A woman about my age responded and was saying that she had done multiples in her youth, but didn't give any details (damn!), but continued to talk about a few topics here and there and told her about the blog.

Suddenly, she informed me that she responded to an ad in her area and sent me the following story:

I got an email back this morning saying he was game and we agreed to meet at a parking lot not far from where I live. Its a big lot and we agreed to meet at the far end where its never used for privacy. He was there when I showed up and before he got out of his car, I knew my first time was going to be fine.
He was pretty good looking, tall, about 6'3" I'm guessing, and average build. So I pull up and park next to him and he gets out of his car and he comes around to the passenger side of my car and I let him in. He is wearing shorts and a t shirt, he was fresh from the gym so that explains the gym clothes. He gets in and introduces himself to me and we shake hands. I spy him look at my cleavage while we made small talk.
I wore a low cut, tight blouse that is really too small for me, so I'm sure he could even see my nipples through the bra and blouse. After 5 minutes or so, he says, "Are you ready then?" I said if he was then I was too. He reached for the waistband of his shorts and pulled them down and out of the way. His cock was already somewhat hard and I'd guess about 7 inches long. He was shaven and that is the first shaved cock I had seen in real life. I just stared at it for a moment until he asked if anything was wrong. I said no and slowly reached out to touch it. Once my fingers touched it, he flinched alittle, but then I wrapped my hand around his shaft and took in his beauty. I literally could feel him swelling in my hand more so I slowly started to stroke him. He reclined the seat to get more comfortable and I turned to get better access and was able to use both my hands. I went at it slowly at first and he seemed to be enjoying it.

Then his phone rings, he looks at it and say's "Shit, my wife."
At this point I'm figuring he is going to want me to quit but he motions for me to keep going and be quiet. I can actually hear her voice through the phone and he is trying to get her off the phone.
I just keep stroking away until he finally gets done.
Once off the phone he relaxes some more.
His eyes were closed and he was moaning softly. A few minutes went by and I could tell by his breathing he was getting close so I picked up the pace some. He asked if he could cum and I said thats what we are here for so.
All of a sudden he let out a loud moan and the first of many spurts of cum shot out. I kept stroking as long as he was cumming and he came alot. Must have been 5 or 6 powerful blasts, then smaller ones. Because of the way I was holding him, most of it landed on my forearms, hands, and some on the center console of my car. None on my clothes!!! Yay!
After he was done, he sat back up to see what I had done to him and he apologized for getting me. I told him I was prepared for that and as he was looking at me I licked my fingers off. I hadn't planned on doing that but got caught up in the moment. He tasted alright too.
I handed him some tissues to clean himself up and I wiped my hands and arms off. He pulled up his shorts, asked me if I would be interested in doing that again and I said maybe. We said our goodbyes, and I left. Just got home an hour or so ago.

Emailing a bit more, she dropped off the face of the Earth.
No responses to any of my casual "hi's", so I figured she dropped off the face of the earth and blew me off.

Not until I got the next letter....

What? ANOTHER Threesome? DAMN!

2009-12-17T01:42:00.000-06:00

The next day was a communicative whirlwind:

From the time of her post, to my checking into the hotel, she made the statement that she gotten about 8 responses.
I remember little else because I collapsed.

by 5pm, we had about 6 guys and 4 women verified that they were coming.
She was getting rather nervous and I started to join her for her smoke breaks and was going down the list of things to expect and things to do ahead of time such as taking a Rolaids if you just ate.

"I never would have thought of that" she said, after I mentioned some precautions ahead of time.
"This isn't my first rodeo", I mumbled between coughs.
"What?"
"'It's not my first rodeo', I guess it's one of those Texas sayings," I responded.

Getting up back into the room at about 5, she hits the bottle and you can tell she was on pins and needles.

One gentleman in particular got on my nerves because he wanted to know if there were going to be HWP people there.

The first to show up was Janice, at about 6:15pm, a 6 ft blond and slightly larger woman with a sunny disposition, she seemed a bit nervous when she walked in, but settled down quickly as we made good conversation and answered any questions that she had.

At about this time, Starfish gave me the number of the HWP dude's number to call.
I dialed it up and after a few rings went to voice mail. I left a rather terse message and a number to call and hung up.
For anyone that has read this blog for any amount of time (first off, sorry), you know that gets on my nerves quick.
Both girls were giggling because I had sounded to matter of fact and business-like in my message about an orgy.

15 minutes later, Connie arrived. A dark skinned lovely that oozed sexuality.
Starfish told me about her in the past that they have developed a bit of a friendship over email because of their mutual interest in Domination.

We made more good conversation on normally how I do these parties, organize them, and such.
As 7pm came and went, there were no other men and I quickly mentioned that it was rather unusual for women to show up first and that it was the men that would be rather anxious.

Starfish and Janice went down for a smoke and allowed Connie and I to have a ranging conversation that led to S&M and Domination overall.

She was quite surprised on the intelligent and matter of fact tone I had about it and was pleased to have such an "adult" conversation about the topic without the "stigma", embarrassment, or fear of being judged.   She then asked if Starfish was ever with a woman before and I simply said that she was VERY anxious about it.

There was a certain change in her like a decision was made.

My phone beeped right after the girls came back in and it was one of the guys that left me an email:

"Sorry, can't make it, girlfriend called and wants me over. Sorry."
Delete.
I get another two emails within seconds of each other: They want the room number, I give it to them, but no one shows.

I was getting to be rather uncomfortable being the only cock on the walk. again.

It was a little before 8pm when things were suggested to be moved along and Connie simply made the statement of, "I always wanted to be in an all girl orgy."

In a corner of my mind, a major party erupted and a billion 14 yr olds are going nuts.

On the outside, I was the very definition of calm; but only barely.
Taking a quick glance at Starfish, all I could see her do was smile.

There seemed to be a bit of expectation in the air, but no one knew what to do or say.
I make a rather silly suggestion to break the ice a bit, but Connie simply took control and suggested we go to the bedroom.
Janice then commented that she needed to leave because she wasn't feeling well and said that she needed to go home. As I escort her to the door, Connie and Starfish head into the bedroom.

Reaching the bedroom, I casually asked if it was okay for photos. To my surprise she agreed!
They both undressed to bras and panties and climbed into bed. Out of habit, I simply undressed and was simply going to enjoy the show!

Connie took the lead and proceed to hover over Starfish and cover her with kisses and rub her pussy over the panties, eventually making her way down, pulling the them aside and licking her clit. The moan that emanated from Starfish was a good hint that she was enjoying her touches.

Being the nice guy that I am, took Starfish's panties off to allow easier access and she took advantage of it by licking her clit and settled down between her legs. I was so tempted by attack that ass and pussy, but I behaved myself.
a few minutes later, she asked Starfish if she ever been fisted before. The response was a negative, but she certainly wasn't going to refuse the experience. With that, she proceeded to slowly push her hand in.
After a minute, I realized something important.

"um...Do you want to remove your ring?"
Connie just looked at me in confusion for a quarter of a second and started laughing, promptly removing the ring which was about a good inch long at least.
"Thanks, I forgot all about that."
"I figured it might be significant."

With that, she continued to go deeper and the pace picked up. Starfish's facial expressions and the moans that were coming from her hinted at the growing orgasm growing with her.
The only problem was, she was at the edge and couldn't go over, and poor Connie was getting rather tired.
Eventually, she settled on just eating her pussy.

Starfish was in heaven.
I was very content.
The view was awesome.

They ended up changing positions and Connie laid down while Starfish ate her pussy. I was behind Starfish taking in the view for a moment while Connie's facial expressions just showed total pleasure. After a few minutes, we locked eyes and motioned me to come over.

"I need some cock to suck!"

Who am I to deny that?
I responded to her request and she seized my member with a fairly good grip and shoved it in her mouth and proceeded to alternatively suck and fuck her face with it. Looking over at Starfish, she was hungrily lapping up at her pussy.
Connie then indicated that she wanted cock, but I had other ideas. I bent over and attempted to share in the pussy eating. It worked briefly, but the positions and angles that were required made it difficult...and tiring.
Connie didn't seem to mind, though.
Once again, positioned were changed; Starfish laid down while Connie went back to eating her pussy, I went behind her, gently rubbing her pussy before I entered her.
Once again, the view was fantastic and the arousal simply took over after a few minutes and I came.
I wasn't entirely sure, but I think Connie came again. Anyway, I withdrew and proceeded to suck her clit and tongue her pussy and asshole for several minutes.
My arms enveloped her as I raised her a bit to kiss her back and neck, while gently pinching her nipples and breasts.
Starfish was looking at us with her eyes half open soaking in the view.

Once again, positions were changed a bit and Starfish went under Connie as I continued to be behind her and they wound up in the 69 position.
Unfortunately, I think my part in this threesome was over, but I continued giving little kisses, rubs, and tender touches to both.

As our session wound to an end, we lounged a bit and chit-chatted about the S&M lifestyle (mostly) until she noticed the time and lazily got dressed. She noticed the time and realized she had to go home to her boyfriend.

She thanked us for hosting the party, but was VERY disappointed there weren't more men.
Apparently, she was down for my cock.

Connie and I hugged good bye, and the girls left the room.

Day 1 was Here!

2009-12-12T20:48:00.003-06:00

I know this is a bit behind but it all seems like a dream!

Riv flew into the area and I was working my hinder off. I swear I lost some parts of my brain that day. I wasn't able to meet him due to work issues but I knew where he'd be. I followed him on my phone and became worried out of the gate with a wrong turn that he took. Turns out it wasn't a wrong turn but his gps sending him on a goose chase.

It seemed like he was making better time across the state than I was. He finally got tucked into his hotel and we chatted some more. I was nervous since I booked his hotel for him and I didn't want him to be disappointed. He went to be very early for Riv standards. I was still out working when he went to bed. That has never happened. I was giddy as a school girl for the next day to come.

The next day came and he already started his day before I even got out of bed. I laid low. I was expecting him to start his journey to me but time just kept passing. I almost became resigned to the fact that maybe I wouldn't be seeing him that night. He eventually hit the road and I navigated him on the best route possible. I once again was scared for him because he was driving through the middle of nowhere. Riv being a big city boy and driving in the middle of a forest is a little unnerving.

I beat him to the hotel by literally a minute. I saw him park and my heart was racing a mile a minute. Out stepped a rather tall guy and all nervousness melted away. It was like meeting good friend that you spend lots of time with. I gave him a quick hug and kiss on the cheek as we made our way into the hotel. It was a very nice place by my standards. We made our way to the room and he wanted a shower. He stripped down to an oh so sexy level and jumped in the hot shower. I let him enjoy it a bit before he commanded me to get in there ;) We kissed. We rubbed. We enjoyed the skin on skin contact of the shower. We decided to get out and then jumped on the bed together. We kissed. We caressed. He bit my ass (pay back for all the times times I told him to bite me). Then for real excitement.....

We fell asleep.

I slept pretty well that night. The next morning turned into a flurry of emails trying to finalize participants. But that is a whole different story.

In the land of Cheese and Lakes.....

2009-12-07T22:28:00.000-06:00

Yes.
The day has finally arrived.
I hate flying.
Really. The bumpy ride did little for my nerves and wished I was drunk, but I knew my 2+ hours of terror would soon be over...one way or another.

The plane landed Thursday afternoon in Milwaukee, WI and headed straight to the car rental.

The straight-faced and unenthusiastic Hertz clerk looked at my info and handed me some keys after I refused most of the nice little perks that they offered to me.

"Does it have XM?"
"Umm...no."
"I want one with XM."
"That'll be extra."

Driving across a state without a reliable source of tunes was out of the question.

"Fine."

He adds the appropriate amount to my card and hands me the keys.
A KIA Sportage.

"Are you serious?"
"It's all we have with an XM radio."
"You don't have an actual CAR with it?"
"Nope. Sorry." He said without even glancing at the rows upon rows of keys behind him.

Making my way to the assigned spot, I climbed in, started it up and headed to the highway, immediately disappointed by the lack of smoothness or acceleration.
I threw on my electronic equipment and plugged in my accessories.

Then I noticed that the power outlet wasn't working.

I started cursing.
My phone was crying for help and I was 5 miles from the airport.

Ignoring the messages from Starfish, I continued to curse and looked for a place to pull over to gather my thoughts.

Rummaging through the Vehicle of the Damned, I find another power outlet in the back. Since it practically makes using my phone and the navigation useless, I immediately start looking for another hertz rental in the area.
As I sit there arguing with a rep, I look around further and find a USB port.

WTF?
On a hunch, while still arguing on the phone, I plug in the Jawbone charger into it.

IT WORKS!

Hung up on the rep and immediately looked for a Best Buy and made a bee-line straight for it.
After making the appropriate purchase, I plug my phone in and I'm return to my happy place.

I could have sworn I heard my phone sigh in relief.

There was some business I had to attend to before the party and I had less than 40 hours to get to check into TWO hotel rooms in TWO different cities and two different STATES driving 500+ miles.

Starfish was keeping track of my progress across the state on Latitude with my GPS in near real time and texted little comments.

I ignored most of them because I was too busy driving within an inch of my life. The Sportage characteristics made it so I had to put in quite a bit of concentration into driving the wet roads and maintaining proper speed.

my phone chriped and looked at the message:
"OH SHIT! You're already past Madison? You're hauling ass!"

I send a small number of replies, but continued to focus on driving.

Arriving in the small town of Sparta, WI and drive up to a small hotel and curse silently as I see another couple beat me to the counter by 30 seconds.

They took FOREVER to check in while they were debating on which room to get due to the $10 price difference. The poor clerk on duty looked her damnedest that she would not kill these two.

Hell, I would have offered to dispose the bodies if it came to it.

After they had left, I got my papers signed and keys handed to me within 2 minutes.

Moving the POS to the indicated portion of the parking lot, slide into next to the two bodies that delayed me.

I eyed them as they walked in. Some foolery was in order, I'm sure.

Long story short, I made it to my room, talked to Starfish for a few minutes and was out by 9pm.

My eyes popped open and I couldn't breathe and was coughing and sneezing.
Oh, No!

It was 1:30am and I needed to be up in only a few more hours.
Looking up the nearest pharmacy, I trudged towards my POS, started the engine and realized that the parking space next to me was empty.
My instincts were right. They were just there for some sex.
Whatever.
I drove up to Walgreens realize it was NOT a 24hr one and had to settle for some convenience store nearby and grabbed some nyquil, ran home and died at about 3am.

The phone rang.
Actually, it was taunting me.
7 am got here way too early, but I had to get up and do a little more driving and get work done while we Starfish and I chatted.
The problem with making a fairly rigid schedule that is secret, is that the person you're dealing with won't always go by YOUR schedule.

At 2pm, I was supposed to be leaving and having a casual drive and dinner at my new destination.

What REALLY happened was that it was 5pm and I was running towards the car like a grand prix Le Man's racer.
We were supposed to have a nice rendezvous and have a casual dinner.
That's not going to happen.

I quickly talk to her and I'm on the road speeding towards my destination.
On Lattitude, she wonders what route I was going to take and I told her.

"Oh no, sweetie, take THIS route" and gives me the following instructions.
This was her territory, so I had to trust her judgment, and I follow up by telling her to post another ad on the region CL's since none of the men that I have talked to previously had contacted me.

Looking at my GPS I wonder if she was secretly out to kill me. It LOOKED like a direct route, but I could tell it was going to be murderous if I let my concentration lapses on this small 2-lane road. I break off communication with her, to talk to FF, but the connections are horrid on this route, which didn't surprise me.

Most cell providers concentrate their towers along major highways.

I felt like I was traveling on something a bit better than a game trail. Deer jumping over my car did little to settle my nerves.
10:30 was the time as I arrived at a charming little hotel that she selected for me to book.
The check in process was merciful in it's speed.

I was dying, but I was pleasantly surprised on how the room was, so I took a couple of pics to show the room to give a bit of perspective on the before and after.

Updating on the number of men that have responded on the "new" ad wasn't too surprising, seems like 8 or so had responded in the two or so hours that it had been up.

We continued talking as I threw down the bags, we got undressed, jumped in bed, embraced, kissed deeply, and....

...slept.

I was exhausted.

Starfish will post her view on it sooon....I hope. the other half of the weekend will be done by the end of this week....maybe.

The final 48*

2009-11-17T14:35:00.000-06:00

48 hours from now, I will be just landing at the super secret location on a partial mission to have a nice little party.
For the next two days, I will be even more busy than usual since I have things I need to take care of, things to buy and prepare for.
The final emails are being prepared and the confirmations need to be sent out.
So far, the weather here has taken a bit of a turn with it being in the 60's, the first time in over 9 months it's been this cold, and as a typical Southerner, I welcome the cold, but I want it a BIT warmer. It's unfortunate that I will be heading towards a colder climate and I hope my trusty trench coat will keep wind at bay.

One other "Task" that needs to be done is for me to complete my date with Katygirl for an opera. FF can't make it due to previous obligations, but was quite cool with it.
We shall see.

Seems that Starfish is sitting on pins and needless in our pending meeting/gangbang.
regardless of what happens, it should prove to be an interesting next few days.

*That is a nod to a blogger friend that has disappeared, I do miss you.

The world turned Grey

2009-11-08T21:28:00.000-06:00

I've been running like mad for several weeks, so crazy as a matter of fact, poor starfish had to take up the slack on doing things for the upcoming party.
For the first time, we sat back and watched tv "together" in a Grey's Anatomy marathon while we both did laundry.

We had different reasons for watching Grey's; My poor TiVo has been running at the brim with multiple episodes of several series I've been running to the point that it was getting full. She hasn't had a chance to watch it because of her schedule for the most part, but for some reason, felt motivated when I mentioned MY little marathon.

After several hours of doing this (and she also did her share of laundry), she made the comment how we are sad couple of people to be doing this on a Sunday.

The only response I could muster was:

"Simple. It's what we need."

She readily agreed.
Sometimes we simply get so busy running around in our lives trying to do so much, we just need to breathe.

Excuse me now, I have another load to do.

An Evening With Spunky

2009-11-01T08:44:00.002-06:00

This night is already a few days old. I've just been one wiped cookie to write about it since. Spunky decided that she couldn't make it over this weekend to visit. She was, however, available on Wednesday night. Oh boy! We planned to hang at my house and just do whatever.

At almost lunch I time I got a text from Spunky. She woke up with a migraine and may need to cancel. She was first getting to work herself at that time. That would be just my luck. I talked her into trying the drug mix that I use. I hoped it would work. I guess it did because she was feeling much better by the end of the work day. I finally bit and texted to see if we were still on. She said yes!

I hightailed it home and finished getting ready for her. I got in my comfy satin pants and made sure I took a good shower. I then waited. I was nervous as all hell. As soon as she got to my house, I felt better.

We chit chatted for a bit and then took up a spot on the couch. She's into ghost stories so I put on some ghost show. It was a bit odd. I had to make the moves. Sat closer to her. Put my hand on her leg. Snuggled closer. Her? Nothing. Nothing until I was almost sitting in her lap.

After 2 hours of watching tv, I turned to her and then she finally attacked me. We kissed. Ravenously. She felt my breasts over my shirt. I did the same to her. Screw it. I went for the feeling of some skin. She did too. It was easier for her with the style of bra I had on. For me, not so much. Nothing was moving in that bra. I eventually got her shirt off and the bra went with it too. Same went for me. She attacked my nippled. She played with them both and just dove in. I tried to play too. She has very flat nipples. I tried my best to suck and play with them. We went back and forth on kissing, sucking, and playing. My pussy was about ready to explode at that point. I got her to agree to laying down. We kissed and played some more. I just wanted to play with her pussy. I got her pants unbuttoned and started to feel around. I felt the hair. Then I felt the wetness. I did turn her on nicely. I started to feel around for the parts I knew that were there. I felt what I thought was her clit and went to work. It was so wet that it was just like a big ol slip and slide down there. I dipped a finger in her pussy every now and then. I really wanted to get a better angle at playing with her pussy so I tried to take off her pants several times. She wouldn't let me. Gotta keep a reason to come back for more was her answer. I played the best I could with the angle I had. I heard a couple moans but nothing too loud or out of the ordinary. Her hand was down my pants now and she was staying pretty safe with just rubbing my clit. I was one great big cum slick down there by this time and she did her best to get some friction. I started to feel an orgasm grow. I came hard on her hand with my head buried in her neck. We both rolled back with a smile on our faces. I asked her if she came and she said she sure did. I don't know if I believe her or not. I'm not sure how a woman can cum without any physical reaction. She just seemed to be laying there and enjoying what she was receiving.

After that we got dressed and she needed to get back home. We just talked for a few minutes and one quick kiss and she was off. I could smell her pussy on my hand for the rest of the night. I could tell that she didn't wash before coming over. It was a musty, almost moldy smell. I really do not think I could have went down on that smell. I've smelled like that before but that's after a long day of not cleaning. I'm hoping the next time will smell better. I know it isn't roses but this was bad. I'd just be happy with a more pussy smell than mold.

We've shared a few texts back and forth since then but no plans have yet to be made for another meeting. That orgasm pretty much did me in for 3 days. I'm finally starting to know that I have girlie bits that I can play with again. Just wow.

Four on Two, The Continuation

2009-10-29T17:54:00.000-05:00

My phone buzzed.
Thinking it was a text from FF, I picked it up and was surprised to see it was Katygirl!
She begins by apologizing for not keeping in touch with me and feels that she was rather busy -with Jalapeno!
The conversation was frantic as I was trying to come to grips with all that has happened since I talked to her last. The last time she mentioned him was during a funny motel episode they had.

My advice to her at the time was perhaps she needed to sever ties with him and move on.
Apparently not only did she not heed my advice...but went into the totally opposite direction.

They have been meeting several people over CL for threesomes and such.
What REALLY stunned me is that they were basically in a relationship and have been inseparable as of late.

But like a famous pitchman, I HAVE MORE!
Turns out Jalapeno never had sex with a woman before until that night and she went on to tell me how after the talk, he had confided how he never really told anyone about his being gay/bi (??) and wasn't comfortable enough to talk to anyone else in his life about that facet of his life.
she continued the conversation by saying that he was very private and closed-mouthed about his wants and needs.
As she drew him out, they realized they have more in common than they realized and worked out to have one of the most unorthodox relationships I have ever heard in my life.
Let me tell you this, I have seen, heard, and been in quite a few combinations of such so I know a thing or two about that.
She enlisted a regular FWB to "teach" him on how to treat a female lover since his technique not only needed fine-tuning, but a complete reworking. He (Jalapeno) was so enthusiastic about it that he was actually asking questions and taking notes.
To top it all off, turns out they are meeting and greeting people as a couple, and even a married couple including to some of his friends. They are carrying it so far to the point where they actually have gold bands they slip on when they meet people from CL or professional friends.

Talk about a major Beard here.

"It really works for us!", she said at one point, "I get majorly turned on by watching gay porn, and so does he, but I can see it in real life as well and he makes me happy."
My response to her was simply that I'm glad that she found someone to be happy.

Suddenly, she remembered that I mentioned I had a g/f and asked me about her.

I told her about our meeting, and a few of our dates here and there.

"Wow! That's pretty hot!", she said after I filled her in quite a bit of it.
"Yeah, you two have quite a bit in common. She LOVES blowjobs."
"Really? Do you think we can meet?"

Why not?
I filled her in on the scenario, simply as meeting friends with nothing expected.
She agreed to that and also to going to dinner and an opera next month. (FF can't make it due to scheduling conflicts)
I thanked her for thinking of me and we promised to try to keep in touch more, and perhaps a party in January.

Suddenly, I feel like my life is getting a bit complicated, but fun!

A Girl You Say?

2009-10-27T19:38:00.002-05:00

I was sitting here last weekend and the urge to find a woman to do naughty things with really kicked in strong. I figured what the hell, I'll throw up an add on CL. I had a response from a dude to have me hook up with his gf. I wrote him back and said if she really wanted to do it, she would have contacted me. Geez. The next day I got a couple of bot hits. I wasn't really surprised.

Later in the afternoon I was greeted with a very simple, short email. She said that is what she's looking for too and to either email or hit her up on a chat service(don't want to name "brand names" of the chat service!). So I hit her up on chat.

Her age was perfect. Her situation was perfect. She did describe herself as chubby but so am I. It came to be time for the obligatory photo swap. She didn't look hideous, but yes, fluffy. Her personality rocked. I felt the ability to be open and honest with her.

I had mentioned that if I didn't look like I just fell off the couch that maybe we could meet. She said she was thinking the same thing. Now was the choice where to meet. We knew it was going to be for coffee but where would be a good place to meet up. Come to find out, she lives on the same side of town and only about a mile from me. We chose a local coffee chain and logged off to "freshen up."

I was shaking by this point. It's been a long freakin time since I've felt this excitement. I quickly showered and did some primping. She told me not to but I don't listen well. I left a little early to make it to the coffee place before she did. I ordered my coffee and scoped the place for a quiet area.

It dawned on me then that every meeting I tried to have from CL was a major bust. Actually, beyond bust. I was stood up every time. This made me more nervous.

Then there she was. A plain girl with some delicious curves. She spotted me right away. I told her she should get some coffee. I watched her at the counter. Her smile was electric. Absolutely gorgeous.

She sat down and we started talking. She has a really strong personality. Very spunky. We talked and talked. I didn't know how deep I should get into the sexual side of things so we didn't. I brushed my hand against hers a couple times. She touched my arm a few times. I didn't know what to do!

It was time that we needed to part ways. Her hubby was starting to wonder where she was. I had to make a run to different town to drop off something for work. She gave me a big hug that sent lightning bolts through my body. Then we parted ways. I texted her about 5 minutes after I left to say that I had a great time and that I'd hope to do it again soon. She texted me back a little while later to agree. I didn't know what to think. She then texted me again to see if I'd be online when I got home. Now that is promising! She texted me some more along my way home and then I finally hopped online.

It was a pleasant start and then I had to confess something. I think she was expecting some of the worst. I said that I really really had wanted to kiss her when she hugged me. She said she could feel the vibe but thanked me for not since we were in public. She wanted to kiss me too. We got into some dirty topics of what I would like and what I would want to do. She didn't believe that I've never been with a woman with what I was saying. Ha! I got more and more turned on by chatting with her. It was eventually time to go to bed and my wet, craving pussy needed some attention.

I went to bed and started to envision how it would be like with her. I imagined her touch, her taste, how she felt. I came quickly. And hard. Wow. I tossed and turned and finally fell asleep. I was dreaming about women trying to have sex with me. It was fantastic. I think I came in my sleep. I came to and noticed I was playing with my clit. I have never woke up that way before. I really think this girl has gotten to me. Spunky has gotten to me.

I'm hoping to meet up again with her tomorrow for some innocent fun. I'm hoping this weekend she can come over and break my girl cherry!

Masturbation Monday..Errr..Tuesday

2009-10-20T22:18:00.003-05:00

I know I've been slacking so here it is, back by popular demand!

My domina side is really starting to surface again. The urge to yield a whip and have a sub is coming boiling to the surface. I love some of these bondage videos for the variety of toys they use. The anal hook in here is something that I would even try myself! Cause and effect. Choices and consequences. The whole mouth open thing really doesn't appeal to me. I could leave that. The nipple milker. Wow. I wouldn't mind feeling that. A constant suck on my nipples. It's like a mouth that doesn't quit. The posture of this woman is something to behold. So still yet with a little wiggle to make her know she's got something in her ass. I just find it amusing that his isn't using his own cock to fuck her. To each their own I guess.

I will try to keep up on this a little better! I'm sorry to all my freaks and pervs who enjoy this!

Polls and Riv the Workaholic

2009-10-17T13:35:00.002-05:00

Riv and I have been curious about where all (ok, 4) readers think about where the party is going to be. Please click on the poll to the right to vote! There are two polls. The top one is where you think the party is actually going to be. The bottom one is where you'd like it to be :)

Riv has been working his ass off lately and hasn't even had time to even call FF. The boy had issues with keeping up with me too. I do understand how work gets in the way sometimes.

The party is coming along swimmingly. Riv has his travel plans booked. So do I. The potential participants are still trickling in. I must say it is a diverse group of people of all ages. My mind has been racing with what fun is in store. I really would have thought that something would have fell through by now if it wasn't going to happen. I'm really thinking this is going to happen now. I look forward to meeting Riv and spending some time with the goof ball. Goofy and naughty time of course ;)

Traveling plans....

2009-10-08T14:38:00.000-05:00

Well, I finally got all relevant travel plans made.

The thing that really gets me is the flying.
I hate flying
Haven't figured out if it's the actual flying or the ordeal one has to go through TO fly.

Either way, it's going to be an anxiety filled time BEFORE the flight for me. The blood pressure will increase as the time gets closer, it will spike briefly when I hear about ANY plane incident/accident, and I would not be surprised if I start having dreams of being in planes.

Unfortunately, this is really the only thing I can share about the trip.
You'd love the potential people showing up. You can't make this stuff up.

Enoy my drivel update.

Hard Work!

2009-10-04T18:56:00.002-05:00

It's been a little bit and I figured I'd do an update on the party. I should really think of a name for this one. Any suggestions?

Plans are moving along swimmingly. The participants are slowly filtering in for the ladies. I'm pretty sure for the guys I could put up a post 2 days before and get all we could handle. I have 3 ladies now. One is even holding promise for some play time outside of the party ;) There is one interesting one that I really can't classify the gender. No, not a tranny. A few of the guys have been interesting.

The venue and date are chosen. Riv has booked he hotel. Now he just needs to book his flight (wink, wink, nudge, nudge ;) ) He's scare to death to fly so I really appreciate this!

One thing that I've noticed with the party planning is I need a better system to keep track of participants. The ladies have been easy since there are so few of them. The guys, on the other hand, all run together. I should really make a spread sheet or something.

So no bloggers want to join in? :(

Party updates, frustrations, and realizations...

2009-09-29T14:04:00.000-05:00

Not too long ago, Starfish and I have made three crucial decisions:

When.
Where.
What kind of party.

The where and when is something I'll let Starfish reveal in due time, but to be honest with you, I'm ITCHING to let you know. Believe it or not, I enjoy throwing Bi-Parties.
As I may have explained before, Bi parties are generally more successful and easier to put together because even if no women show up, the men can all have some fun.* In this case however, to be totally honest, Starfish has a strong indication will attend the party.**

As it currently stands, she seems to be doing quite a bit of the workload when it comes to the various ads, screenings, and emails and putting people at ease.
It seems that she has come to understand why I only throw these parties together semi-regularly, but also seems to know the fun and frustrations of doing so.
There seems to be an added benefit of her potentially finding a female playmate before and after the party, but there seems to be some red flags that we talked about. Of course people that initially seem to be flaky might surprise you in the end, but it's better to have your guard up and be pleasantly surprised than to be crushed for not seeing it ahead of time.

Now that I'm thinking about it, I guess I better get creative and post a few more ads.

*except me, being the straight one. But I just have fun throwing them. go fig.
**Not doubting her NOT showing up, but stuff happens. Either way, the party will continue.

Apprehensions Part 1

2009-09-27T18:26:00.002-05:00

The party planning is going on swimmingly. There are more guys coming out of the woodwork willing to bust a nut than I could shake a stick at. The ladies on the other hand are a bit tougher to crack. There have been just a few. The one that has my interest beyond all belief has brought up a couple interesting points that I am a bit apprehensive about.

First is that I've never even had a threesome much less group sex. I want to be able to take anything and everything but who the heck knows if my body will hold out. I guess I was pretty smart when I chose this to be a biparty. I guess if my pussy fails they can entertain themselves!

I'm apprehensive about protocol also. Everything in this world has a set of unwritten rules. First dates. Affairs. One night stands. I'm sure group sex is no different. Do you use your real name? Does anyone care what your name is? Is it ok to prefer fucking one guy for a longer time than the others? Do I get to take breaks and just snuggle in the corner with another girl? How many condoms do I need to buy? Do I worry about sizes? Am I suppose to provide drinks? Really, how long should I plan for this? Do I offer to meet everyone before the party?

I am planning to meet one couple before the party. It seems to be that she is looking for a regular play partner to boot. This may finally be my chance to have a girl with benefits! Now I just gotta find some time to sneak away. Her and her bf are night owls. Much later than when I usually go out.

Riv has been an absolute support. He is an angel. I'm sure he'll be my rock when this party gets closer.

I haven't heard from any blogger that want to possibly join in or even visit :( Anybody out there??

Oh, NOW he wants to play!

2009-09-26T14:39:00.000-05:00

While I'm reading up and things, I suddenly see a chime on one of my IM's from "Pat".

Haven't seen or heard from him since he blew me off just before one or two parties ago.*
Suddenly he's talking about his new girlfriend and how she wants to be part of the action, and that I'm the only one with balls enough to do it.

"Are you sure you can make it this time?" I asked. It was a legitimate question. He's bailed on me just before 3 other parties for one reason or another which usually involving a wife having issues.**

"Sure! SHE is okay now, I can do pretty much what I please and doesn't ask questions." They were swingers at one point, so she must know he found someone else.
"Are you sure? She's not just going to be a wall flower, will she?"
"I'm sure she's down for some watching and maybe a threesome or more!"

But I got another party I'm prepping and then there is a bit of my financial setback; One party isn't that big of a deal, but right now, two is going to be a bit of trouble.

"I'll help with the costs. Really." Yeah, right. He lives paycheck to paycheck making the middle 6-six figures and I loan HIM money occasionally.
"Why don't I believe you?" Surely he could detect my skepticism in my typing.
"I will! I'll pay for the hotel room!"
Whoopie.
I'm excited.
Can't you tell I'm excited?
Yes I am.
After a few some thought, I agree.

"Okay, I'll do it."
"Can we make it this weekend??"
WTF? Unless my life is cruising craigslist, these things can take at least a month!
"Umm...no. I was thinking January."
"Why so long?" I explained to him what had happened.
"Oh. that sucks. Whenever you think. We're ready."

Screw him.
I'll plan the party, but only because I want something local, fun, and get together with Katygirl.
IF he decides to show up...great. If not, not big deal.

*His "wife" would pretend or over exaggerate her health issues to just get him home. I called her out about it once after I was her caregiver to give Pat a break. She would call him complaining and I'd immediately call back telling him to stay where he's at to relax. Bitch.
**I used to swing with them many years ago. Oh the stories I could tell! Some of them involved "Holly." But that's for another time. I'm sure you don't want to hear about too many of my old stories!

Preping for Party...

2009-09-17T13:49:00.000-05:00

Well, the preparation for Starfish's Party is well underway and is posing some interesting problems and interesting wrinkles, but nothing that can't be overcome.
So far about 8 men have been selected and "confirmed" for the party, but only one female show up and THAT has an interesting twist that I might be elaborated by Starfish in the future.

Poor Starfish; she's finding out how much work it actually is to put these things together and it's been a sheer pleasure hearing her side of doing this as well as reading and listening to the excitement in her voice as the topic comes up from time to time.

As things come together, she will be perfectly content with a personalized Gangbang. :)

Masturbation Monday

2009-09-14T06:47:00.000-05:00

Monday is here upon us again and I have been scouring the web for a clip for everyone :)

I was feeling in a girl girl mood and I came across this. Let me warn you that the first couple of minutes are just dumb but it gets better. I promise! What got me hooked was the fingering at the beginning. I love the non-traditional toys that they are using in here! The thigh dildo is delicious! They went from that to this purple thing. Watch and you shall see. I want one of those! It would feel soooo good! By the time I hit the double ended dildo at the end, I was done. Didn't do much for me there.

Now I dare you to try and not get turned on by this!

Party Favor!!

2009-09-13T20:37:00.003-05:00

Riv said on an earlier post that he is takin his show on the road for a "party." Well I get to be the party favor!! Wahoo!!

This is a huge first for me. I'm excited and a bit apprehensive. The search for guests has begun. It's a bit of a daunting task but he's doing a lot of it. There are guys coming out of the woodwork who want to join us. I don't want to be the only chick there!

During this planning time I plan to post specific thoughts and fears. This is going to be one hoot of a time!

Riv and I have discussed it and we would like to invite some of the blog world to join us. We just have the criteria that you are a blogger and that you've had your blog more than a couple months. If you are interested, email Riv or me and we will let you know the general area that this party will take place in. I hope you do join us!!

Hitting the road....and my 100th post!

2009-09-11T01:02:00.002-05:00

Just realized this is the 100th post on this pathetic blog!
With a landmark post, here is a landmark announcement:

I have an opportunity I haven't had in a LOOONG time.

I'm going to take my show on the road (so to speak) by hosting a party in a different part of the country. Already the various posts are out looking for people. I'm not going to say where just yet, but I will say that it's not going to be on the East, West, or Southern coasts.
Just saying that in the off chance one of my ten regular readers might be from a particular state I am hosting in.
Since this is a major production, I'm going to call this show the "Glands across America" show.
Yeah. It's lame, but so am I.

You'll get more details soon, I promise!

Shopping List

2009-09-08T12:00:00.002-05:00

I need to replace the bag that I lost back in August, which represented a serious loss ropes, dildos, lubes, plugs, rope, blindfolds, clothespins, a couple of clamps, two paddles (rarely used them), and assorted items.

There has been an unexpected development, which I will share with you in the future, that necessitated for me to hurry up and replace items that can be easily transported and it won't be TOO heavy.

This is my "To do" list on what to buy:

A pair of nipple clamps.
1 Dildo with suction cup.
1 Ordinary Dildo.
1 Vibrator/ing Dildo.
2 anal plugs.
1 Ball gag.
Assorted foot and hand restraints.
50 ft of nylon rope.
~~1 pussy hand pump~~ Check!

1 clit hand pump.
1 (2?) nipple pump(s).
Several to be named medical equipments.

So far, I think this is going to weight about 25 lbs...maybe 30.
Give or take, it looks like I will be hitting every leather shop and adult bookstore in the city. I hate buying toys online, I like to hold the item. :)
I'm hoping that this will be able to be "travel friendly" if I take away a few items for flying, but I doubt it.
Anyone has any suggestions for this?

I'm also open to toy suggestions as well. :)

Masturbation Monday!

2009-09-07T19:03:00.000-05:00

Yay!! It's that time of week again to rub your best friend!

Hot Lesbian Nurses With Ass Toy

I couldn't find the link here to embed it so just click and enjoy!

I'm obviously on a nurse theme lately. I just really liked the toy action in here. Usually it's a dildo of some sorts but these toys sure do look like butt wands to me. Seeing them go so nicely into their slick asses was mouth watering. Just when I thought we were done, then they switch and the naughty nurse gets hers. Complete with ass licking! OMG, I love me a good ass licking!

Enjoy and rub one out for me!

Puppy love poll

2009-09-02T12:49:00.003-05:00

The poll itself was quite intriguing in its results.

I do it regularly!	4 (12%)
I've done it once.	3 (9%)
I've Fantasized about it, and might do it.	1 (3%)
I've fantasized about it, but I'll never do it.	2 (6%)
I'm okay with it and I'll watch or participate.	2 (6%)
I'm okay, but I'd never watch.	0 (0%)
If you're okay with it, fine, but not for me.	5 (15%)
No. I don't think so.	16 (48%)

I'm not entirely sure how accurate the poll is compared to the email I got, but the difference isn't that far apart.
But I would not mind hearing from the those that might be inclined to participate.
Strictly to compare notes, of course.

Sharing videos...

2009-09-01T19:29:00.000-05:00

Starfish and I have been teasing each other with videos tonight.
Thought I'd share a few examples of what we have been watching together.

I Really Need A Dick!
It was quite arousing, and she wanted a machine like that!

But this one did me in.

http://redtube.com/236

Just out of curiosity, I'd love for someone to tell me what she's saying. It's fairly obvious, but still. ;)
Gotta love watching these movies together, and I still recommend it. :)

Maturbation Monday!

2009-08-31T20:29:00.003-05:00

Alright all my friends, time to gather around for Masturbation Monday!

Today's choosing is a highlight in the world of medical fantasies. I will say that I've had my fair share of fantasies that take place in a medical setting. This one really tickles my fancy with girl-girl action. This young lovely gets fisted while having suction on her nipples. I bet the sensation of that was just mind blowing!

I love the idea of being put in stir ups and then having my pussy exposed for all sorts of delicious fun. This lovely gets to be played with no doubt.

I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I have!!

The Fear of Being Outted

2009-08-29T12:30:00.000-05:00

This article on CNN caught my attention on the kind of damage it could do. There has been a few instance people being outted for a variety of reasons, some of which have been in cases that people have been careless in maintaining they anonymity. Starfish is a good example, I haven't exactly been careful about it, but I'm working on it. My advantage is that being in a city this size, you can get lost fairly easily.
There has been a positive side of being outted, but I think most of the bloggers that read this aren't exactly those that go into a Julia Child's fetish dream of some sort.

I'm merely reinforcing the fact that you need to be careful with who you decide to show your blog to. This is to serve as an "outlet" of what you REALLY like or true beliefs. Things could go bad if someone you don't intend to find out (relative, friend, employer, etc) find it and you could find yourself in the position of those mentioned above.

Just sayin', people. Be careful.

Masturbation Monday!

2009-08-24T19:49:00.003-05:00

This joyous time of the week is upon us again. I've spent many hours pouring through the internet to find a snippet of porn that actually fits the bill.

First Time Anal

This week's video deals with a couple of hot subjects for me: first time anal and reality. When I watch porn I get turned on faster if the actresses are actually enjoying it in real life and not completely acting. The ones who go the through the motions and just act the part do not do a thing for me.

This brings me to the second point of first time anal. This chick actually has the O face of being invaded by a cock and has the kind of response that I would to being impaled on a stick up my ass. I would not know of any chick who is having anal for the first time that would not have the same look on their face.

The reality of her response and naughtiness of first time anal made me pick this video for this week. It's made oh so wet and gave me one hell of an orgasm ;)

Blossom...

2009-08-24T03:08:00.001-05:00

As I explained in my other post, there were no appealing people for THAT side of my life.

However, one of the caught my eye of sorts.

Blossom.
She came with almost as much baggage as I have, but is on the verge, I feel; of going over the edge in her sexual discovery.
It was as though she went through the blog like a sponge and emailed me questions like an overanxious child who finally realized what "2 Plus 2" is and wanted to know what the other possibilities were and go straight to Theoretical physics.
Sometime during our conversations, she commented that the ONLY sex she had was either vaginally (through various position), oral sex, and a little public exhibition. I was stunned.

We even had a bit of cybersex, I feel a dawning is definitely on the way.
Her innocent (?) dip in the pool seems to me that the pool is enveloping her.

There is no real opportunity of dating, but might be good for some interesting conversations.

Masturbation Monday

2009-08-17T19:47:00.003-05:00

Decided to change my porn day to Monday now at the request of Riv :) So without further adieu, here is my pick for the week!

I chose this one this week because I am drooling to be fisted. The hands that have tried this on me have been too big. I guess I just need a female touch. I want to see a hand disappear into my pussy while I watch. I want to feel as full as I can ever imagine. I want to feel my pussy clamp down with no place to clamp.

I also really like the way they are coupled in fingering each other. No one girl is not getting pleasure and it's not the traditional 69. Full breasts are being massaged. Pussies being filled and not just with the porno obligatory 1 finger bull shit. It's just a great overall package.

There is something so erotic about 2 women making love. The softness of the curves. The beauty of the breasts. The playground of the pussy. There is just so much to do with a woman's body. I'm also pretty sure that a woman knows what a woman likes. I can only speculate at this point in time. I sure hope that someday I have some knowledge.

I am soo wet after watching this one. I want to be these girls.......

My first: Rough Sex

2009-08-17T12:38:00.001-05:00

Back when I was 22 (or so), I met a girlfriend "Holly" that I was totally infatuated with. She initiated contact with me after a party and after only a few days started an insanely red hot sexual relationship that would last for a short time.

Several months into the affair, we met at a friends place*, where we all had a great time playing board games and such.
Then said she was going to bed and told us we can leave at anytime.
We snuggled and kissed for a bit and she (as usual) started to do little things that made it clear** that she wanted sex, and the heat was turned up a bit.
Things took a strange twist when she started to resist my undoing her top, so I backed off and continued our hot make out session. Since I loved kissing her, we simply carried on.
A few minutes later, she once again resisted and squirmed out of my embrace.
Concerned***, I asked if she was okay as her demeanor changed.
This cooled things down quite a bit and I left.
Several days later, she told me that she wanted me to take charge and "make her" do things.
This was a bit of a foreign concept for me at the time.
A few days later, we were at it again.
Smooching.
Rubbing.
Oh, Yeah! I love a good smooching session.
It was during this time she looked me in the eye and pushed me away.
I blinked.
Having paused for a moment, I simply went back to smooching her again.
This time, accompanied by a slap to the face and a punch to the chest.

Did I mention she worked out? She knocked the crap outta me!

The conversation we had a few days ago finally went from some theoretical discussion to fact.

Getting closer to her, she was actually putting up a substantial struggle highlighted with a slaps and a few well placed punches.
It was almost approaching a fight, but there was kissing involved.
This was the most surreal moment of my young life.
Bits of her clothing were being torn off until she was nude, complete with marks and bruises.****
As I began pawing at her breasts to suck on them (she had AWESOME nipples...kinda like PTA Mom!), she'd mash my face in them and told me to bite them hard, then pulled me by the hair, slapped me, and then dared me to take it.

WOW!

"You're not enough of a man to take me, are you!?"

THAT set me off and we started to trash my friend's apartment with an ongoing fight that went from one end of the house, to another.
Throughout the episode, I forced my cock in her pussy, where she would surrender for a moment, before she'd kick me off and the fight would resume.
Every time she did this, it would just piss me off even more!

I finally got the remnants of her slacks, and tied her arms together and gagged her.
Believe me, it wasn't easy.

Having bent her over the coffee table I tied her feet to the legs of the table with my shirt (now in several pieces).
STILL struggling, I had to hold her down as I went behind her and pushed my cock in her pussy.
Catching a glimpse of movement behind me, I spotted our friend peeking through the crack in the bedroom door with a big smile on her face. I moved to the side to allow her to see Holly's pussy.
She motioned me to slap it.
Giving it a light hit, I got a reaction from both Holly and my friend.
She motioned that I needed to hit her even harder, and on the clit.
I followed her instructions and after a couple of swats she started having an orgasm. I wanted my orgasm so I continued to fuck her roughly until I came into her. Was about to untie Holly when my friend came out, and motioned to her. I dipped my fingers in Holly's pussy with her juices and my cum intermingled and fed it to our friend's mouth.
She seemed giddy as she ran back into the bedroom.
I just shrugged and untied her.
We were a sight.
Both were bruised, a bit bloody, and we both had scratches.
Our clothing was strewn about the condo and with the exception of my Jeans, they were all torn to shreds.
We walked out of the place an hour later.
I was shirtless with missing a sock,***** SHE only had a towel on.
The few neighbor's that were out that time, just assumed we were going to the pool.
She thanked me for giving her what she wanted.
I asked her if we could tone it down a bit next time, but that it was fun.
She tossed me her towel as she got in to her car and drove off.

All I could do was stand there in stunned silence. This girl constantly amazed me and would show me a few other things as well.

*We were both still living at home at the time and my friend was kind enough to let us use her place. Later on my my/our friend loved hearing us...and more so.
** I wasn't that bright when it came to hints.
*** Never experienced this before, I was thinking of "No means No" and backed off.
****It was at this point that I discovered she was also into S&M, something that I was just getting into at the time.
*****The sock was found a few years later as she moved out.

Tuesday Tuna with Starfish

2009-08-11T19:23:00.004-05:00

Riv suggested that I should start a new weekly post the porn that I watch. I LOVE porn. I love to share porn too. So here is the first of many installments ;)

I've rubbed out a few nice orgasms to this clip here. I love how she is tied down to the table and has her senses deprived with the ear muffs and the blindfold. The not knowing of what is going to happen and not being able to squirm away is just erotic.

I'm also a huge fan of anal beads. Over the years I have learned that the jelly stick is sooo much nicer to work with than actual beads on a string. The string is a bitch to clean and the knots that keep the beads separated don't feel the greatest. There is something that feels soooo good about the beads popping out of your ass as you are almost cumming. Just takes me right over the edge. I'm glad he's using them in conjunction with the dildo. Complete sensory stimulation for her.

I love vibrators like the one he is using. Special vibrator for the clit and just enough movement on the inside to help make the feeling complete.

I must say, I wouldn't mind being this chick sometime ;)

Every Beginnings End

2009-08-10T19:01:00.001-05:00

Riv did a nice post on a final meeting. The timing is pretty good for me. I've had a pretty good selection of guys in my area for fun. I usually did not have a road trip go to waste. As time went on, I got irritated with some of their stupidities. A few went by the wayside. Others did stick around.

I've basically lost my last one in the last few weeks. I haven't heard from him at all. I see on his blog that he's having fun. I feel like I really can't bring anymore to the table that is special. It is a loss to me. He's been basically the only one that I've had sex with more than once.

He's been the one that has allowed me to explore my D/s side. He is a true pain sub. I enjoyed every minute we had. He taught me things about myself that I don't think I ever would have learned.

I really am starting to miss him. I wish him well and happiness.

I also heard from my very first fuck. Things were interesting with him on trying to keep contact. One of the things that I was afraid of was that he was "in love" still with his prior relationship. I made the deal with him that what has happened in the past needs to stay in the past and what happens with us is all that matters.

We chatted online the other day. It's been awhile and he told me he's been in contact with her. All I could say was ok. He didn't know how to take it. I just said what ever makes him happy, I'm happy with.

I have a feeling that was it for him.

The numbers are shrinking. The quality is increasing. That is the only bright side for now.

Tandem Porn Watching! Taking phone sex one step further!

2009-08-04T23:09:00.004-05:00

Starfish and I usually email each other on various topics ranging from work, family, traffic, weather, and a considerable amount of time on Sex.

As she had touched upon before, when we are both available, we like to, what we call, "Tandem Porn watching".
Basically what this involves is our exchanging links to various websites to watch while we chat.

Initially, she sent a email of a VERY naughty photo that I got on my phone. That caught my immediate attention. I wish I can share it, but here is a description of it: Her laying on her side, with what looked (to me) like a large black vibrating dildo in her ass. It was immediately followed by this link:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7f8e12771921dec0ee19

I sent her a simple msg: "Gimme a sec, I'm going online" and waited impatiently for my connection to come through.

Here is a bit of our conversation in chat, misspellings (note they are all mine) and all.

me: hey baby.

Starfish: hey sexy

me: nice vid baby.

Starfish: you like that one hun?

me: yep. you?

what are you watching now?

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=33347227

me: in an anal mood, hmm?

Starfish: want me to turn on the vibrations?

me: in a bit, I'll want to hear you first.

Just sit down hard on it, baby

Starfish: mmm...comfy

me: yeah, if I was there, I'd slowly fuck you with that plug.

Starfish: i'd want your cock more..

me: yeh, but I'd want you to come a few times first.

Starfish: ambitious boy

me: Very, I'd like to see you take it before I fill up your ass with my cum

Starfish: mmm

yes sir

me: take it out nad put it in, baby

Starfish: mmmmmmm

yes sir

Sent at 9:35 PM on Tuesday

Starfish: ohhh yeah

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8d6fceab0d27b183079f

Sent at 9:36 PM on Tuesday

me: OMG, that's nice, baby

did you like how it felt?

Starfish: i want to squirt so bad

oh yeah....

you got any porn you'd like to share?

me: Want to do it again, baby?

Nah you pick good stuff. LOL.

Starfish: i'm just enjoying it right now sweetie...I'm sooo fuckin horny!!!

me: I pick out some pretty vanilla stuff compared to you.

Starfish: see..I am a freak!

me: I wanna blog about this session, though.

Starfish: yes dear

me: You want to cum, baby?

Starfish: i do sweetie..but i want you on the phone when i do..

me: put it in and out of you, darling....and not slowly.

Starfish: a little painful there

me: I know.

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1381030782

me: Oh...I love that.

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=92d1b0e19656875ee557

me: Yummy..

This had to be done in the early 90's.

Starfish: most likely

me: Still nice.

We continued talking about the various videos and what was turning us on and watched the following:

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e3fc68903321ffdbea12

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b1f804e302e0e0423190

I finally am able to call her hotel and we continue the conversation from there, where we talked a bit dirty for a few minutes until I heard the most satisfying orgasm that seemed like it would have woke up the neighbors.

After recovering a bit, we shared one more before I had to run and take care of a few things:

Starfish: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1423728783

We hung up and I felt quite sated hearing a woman orgasm. It's almost as good as cumming myself, I think!

I highly recommend Tandem Porn watching. It can be a great deal of fun!

EDIT:
Just for grins, I'd thought I'd post her general area, since she's only staying there for a day or so.

Riv, The Goofball

2009-08-03T22:08:00.003-05:00

I'm on the road this week. I just so happen to be in an area that Riv has ties to. He had plans to meet me up here. And where is he? Not here. :(

So here I am in Northwest Wisconsin with nothing to do. Maybe I'll stop in a porn shop. I can't throw a stone without hitting one around here. I could always use a new toy or 3.

Is there anybody around here? It's kinda quiet around here!

One Final Fuck

2009-07-31T12:37:00.001-05:00

I received a call a couple of days earlier for a repeat performance before she leaves.
The call itself was unexpected since she'd said she wouldn't call again.

I show up and park in front of the home. There is no longer any need for discretion. Grabbing my bag of toys I walk up to the front door and walk in.

The entire place is empty. My footsteps are echoing in the empty home since all furniture has been packed and shipped, I found her on the floor on an air mattress and a light sheet.

"I was wondering if you were coming," she asked with sleep in her voice.
"Was going to, but I've had a busy couple of days."
"Too busy for me?"
"I'm afraid so." She seemed hurt, but she knew what was going on with me.

"You don't need your bag of tricks. I loved what you did the other morning. But you could have at least shaved and get a haircut. You're starting to get a bit too shaggy."
"Thanks."
With that, I dropped my bag and clothing and snuggled up with her, and repeated the performance of the other night but she wanted more anal.
So we just laid there together hugging, kissing, and talking about her trip home.
She lifted herself and offered her ass, of which I kissed and caressed.
My hand followed her curves down to her wet pussy where I rubbed and fingered it, much to the moans of approval that followed. What almost sent her over the edge is when I pushed my tongue into her asshole and proceeded to fuck her with it.

Continuing that for a few minutes and then I roughly shoved my cock in her ass. It was an instant orgasm she later told me, but I knew it would be the way her muscles clenched.
After a few moments, I lowered my face to her ass, where I roughly bit around her gaping entrance, before I tongued her again.
Following this pattern several times before she started to get more aggressive and fighting me more.

I didn't want that, so I threw her on her side and held her down while I pushed my cock back into her ass. With that, she settled a bit down and went back to simply being to casual lovers as I slowly ground into her in a steady rhythm. Having gently biting her neck and holding her against me, it wasn't too long before we both reached a climax.
We snuggled in that position for a moment before she nudged me with her elbow and said, "It would have been nice to remember you WITHOUT that beard."
"Pity. I didn't expect you to call again and you never said anything about it" I was surprised I had that "tone" of being mildly hurt. but whatever.I grabbed my clothes, I walked out of home, I quickly made way towards the garage.
"Goodbye, Dear. I wish you the best" I said while walking out the bedroom door.

Reaching the door, I put my bag down to open my door.
Hearing footsteps behind me, she came running out, nude (it was 4am, no one would be out, but still quite brave.).
"I'm sorry. I am going to miss you." She said with a crack in her voice.
"I'll miss you too, dear." I wasn't sure if I was lying or not, "Go inside before someone sees you."
"I don't care about that, but I will anyway."

Hopping inside my car, I drive home so I can grab some sleep before my day starts in a few hours.
Right in the middle of my day, I realized something:
I left my bag of toys on her driveway.
Great. In that neighborhood, it would be hard to tell if SHE found them, or some neighborhood punk found it.
I'd imagine the surprise on the look on their face once they opened it.

Shit!

Milking a fuck for all it's worth....

2009-07-29T16:09:00.000-05:00

Recently I was reminded of a (married) woman who I knew for years and this happened about 10 yrs ago.

Knew her before she was married, knew was at her wedding, and was even there after the birth of their first child.*

The sex was usually wild, but this particular episode stuck out.

She had given birth just a month or so earlier, and this was our first chance to be together.

We walked down to the bar down the street**, to down a few beers. A few hours later, we came back up and basically got down to business.
Having known each other long enough, that we skipped quite a few of the preliminaries and with only mild kissing and some smooching for about 30 seconds before we started getting a bit on the rough side.

She just jumped on top and did the reverse cowboy on me so I could stick a thumb in her ass, we continued a few minutes when suddenly;

"I'm dripping!" she suddenly yelled out.
"Isn't that normal?" I said, lost in my own pleasure.
Didn't think much of it since she gushed a bit during sex an orgasm.
"No! I'm LEAKING MILK!" she turned around to give me that "Look" you women do so well.
"Oh!" I said genuinely concerned, "Is there something I can do?"
"Get me a towel, I don't want to get it over your sheets!"
"No big deal, sweetie. I'll just wash them tomorrow."
"If this was my bed, I wouldn't be so casual about it," she said as she turned around and sat on my cock again.
"If this was your bed, we would be done by now before hubby got home."
We usually have our little trysts on my days off while she went to "The Gym."
As we continued, I felt dripping on my chest and watched in fascination as her breasts secreted her milk.
Out of habit, I reached up and sucked on a breast and was greeted by a warm liquid that tasted marvelous and I continued sucking and went from breast to breast.
She groaned in pleasure, now that the pressure of her breasts was decreasing and adjusted herself to put my cock up her ass.***
We it wasn't our typical position, and it was a bit more tender, but it was highly erotic.
It was then that took a mouth full of her milk and kissed her deeply, feeding it back to her.
"That was sexy, Baby!", she said as she recovered from the kiss.
Far faster than usually, we both reached a strong and hard orgasm.
Laying down next to each other, we both agreed that it was a great one and we continued that routine for several months.

The weight loss resulting from feeding both me and her child gave quite a bit of credence to her hitting the gym hard.****
Not to mention all the sex she was getting as well.

Many thanks to a blogger friend to digging up that old memory.

*He thought I was just a "Dear friend."
**Don't worry, whenever she plans on drinking, she stockpiles breast milk for X number of days.
***She loves anal as much as I do, if not more!
****Hubby never wanted to try it at all. His loss, more for us!

Friends Let Friends Watch Porn

2009-07-26T20:52:00.003-05:00

I am a self proclaimed porn freak. I usually have just as many sites, if not more, that I frequent as the boys do. Tonight I got to partake in a particular ritual that I enjoy so very much. I got to watch porn in tandem with Riv.

One seems to learn a lot about the other person by their porn preferences. I've, being the freak, had to keep the choices a bit more vanilla. Not with Riv.

He chose the first video. A nice video of a guy getting jacked off on a milking table.

I chose the next one. A chick with an apple up her ass. I'm a freak for insertions. Or at least tonight.

It all got a bit hazy after that. I was really wet and on the verge of an orgasm. During this time I slipped a small toy in my ass at his request. It felt really good. I'm mean awesome!

I got to hear his primal grunts of orgasm. That nearly sent me over the edge. There is nothing like the sound of someone having an orgasm to put me up a notch or two. A few minutes later with his coaching I came hard. I mean hard. This one might hold me over for a couple of days.

And I would just like to thank Riv for cutting his shopping trip a bit short to come home and play with me ;)

Backseat Teasing...

2009-07-26T12:42:00.002-05:00

I originally wrote this immediately after our date, but held off to see diligent she'd be on reading my blog or if she would mind. Since I'm unsure of our relationship up to this point, I'd thought I'd post it anyway since there are no "telling" details.

We piled into the back of my car and promptly started some passionate kissing, I adjusted my new shorts to allow her easy access to my cock.
It was only after a couple of minutes when I discovered one thing I overlooked while we were kissing like 40-something teenagers; I forgot to turn on the car, and therefore, the air conditioning.
We were incredibly hot and sweaty, but for some reason, that just made it even more arousing.
Climbing on top of me, we got a bit more involved as I freed her breasts from her bra and alternatingly sucked, pinched, and bit her nipples as she ground into me. It was a welcome touch that we both needed as we both hugged.

"So tell me what you like to be forced to do?", I asked between kisses. It was something I was curious about.
"I like to be held down while I'm being fucked. I enjoy being forced to suck cock!", she could barely utter the words as she was getting more aroused as she was telling me.

She climbed off after a few minutes, to what I assumed was to cool off a bit, reached down into my shorts; and started to slowly stroke my cock as I continued my nibbling and kissing.

Not really remembering what prompted her to do it *, she suddenly went down and wrapped her lips around my cock and proceeded to give me a marvelous blowjob while I stroked her head.
"It's been awhile since I've done this, and I can't believe how much I missed it!", she said as she continued to inhale my cock. After some time, she said that she didn't want me to cum in her mouth for whatever reason that escapes me, but I agreed to give her warning.
I eventually allowed her to sit up and exposed her breasts to me and I attacked her breasts, I started with little nibbles, but I don't know why; but the biting, nibbling, and sucking became more savage. After a few more minutes, her breathing became heavier and asked me to stop.**
An additional half hour flew by when I decide I couldn't take it anymore and did a few acrobatics and reached over to start the engine to get the AC going again.
While time and smooching went on for another half hour, I started getting close to orgasm and signaled for her to move away, I jacked off to complete my orgasm, spurting onto the floor. I reached down and scooped up some of my cum and put it up against her lips and she greedily sucked it down. Then I asked if she wanted to clean off my cock and immediately did so.

From there, we continued onto more serious topics afterward, we parted ways.

Overall, I thought it was a wonderful conversation and a nice petting session.

*maybe it was the cock in her hand? I'm just sayin'.
** I was told later that was exactly what she wanted....including bruises and bite marks!

So long Sharon....

2009-07-25T14:59:00.000-05:00

For the past couple of weeks, I've been driving by her place, it's been since April since I've been there. The "signal" has been on for almost a month solid.
That was odd. Her husband travelled, but I didn't think he'd travel THAT much.
Patio furniure has been removed except for what was required on the signal, and that is what finally prompted me to act.
At about 3 am, I finally managed to have the time for a drop by. Not bringing any of the toys with me, I come by only as I am.
There is no need for stealth, so I tap in the code for the garage and park inside.
Entering the house, I did my typical walk through.
The place was empty. Almost no furniture.
Only a fraction of the pictures were still in their places and a considerable amount of furniture was gone.
As I went to the bedroom, the only furniture that was there was a bed, a small table, Vanity, and a chest of drawers.
Her deep breathing showed that she was in a heavy slumber.
What really caught my eye was a bottle of wine on the nightstand.
Empty.
This isn't what I was expecting, so I simply dropped my clothes, I climbed into bed and spooned her.
She was starting to stir and moved even closer to me.
"Hmm...You're finally here," She murmered into her pillow.
"Of course. Just had quite a bit to deal with."
With that, back into my growing erection, lifts her leg a bit and I slide in.
"hmm...Pussy first, hm?" she purred, "I missed you. Really. Missed your cock."
We ground into each other for a time after her first orgasm, and then her second.
Staying in the spooning position, we simply layed there enjoying the sensations. From what I gathered, I figured she needed a soft touch instead of a rough one.

She looked over my shoulder and looked me in my eyes;
"Do it, please?"

I knew what she wanted, but I was still surprised and obliged.

Pushing my cock into her still wet pussy, managed a few strokes before I withdrew, we both adjusted our positions slightly and I pushed it in forcibly into her ass.

"OH GOD! I REALLY missed that!" she said as I sunk deeper.

Apparently, I wasn't going in fast enough for her and she grabbed my hip, got a little leverage and forced it in even faster.
We both ground into each other until she came again. As I was nearing my own orgasm, she ground even faster.
"Cum in me, baby, I want to feel it inside me!"
She quickened the pace and held me in a surprisingly strong grip as she got another orgasm.
After we recovered for a bit, I was quite curious:

"Yes, dear. I'm here. What happened?"
"I'm getting a divorce. I kicked him out."
"Oh?" I wasn't too surprised. She can be a real bitch.
"Yeah, I caught him cheating on me and kicked his as out."
I stopped breathing for a moment and stared at the back of her head in disbelief.
"REALLY?!? YOU???" I couldn't help but blurt it out.
"If it was a woman, I wouldn't have cared, maybe I could have asked to share our bed...."
"OH!??! Ooh....OOH!" as the realization of what she said finally sunk in.

Hey. I warned you I'm a slow on the uptake. I don't pretend to be bright..

She proceeded to tell me about how she found out and how many men he was involved with.
Within days she gathered the evidence, filed for divorce, confronted him about it, and proceeded to tell me about the prenup.

She's going to sell the place, but considering the market, it will take time.

"I'm leaving, though. I'm going home to California; I was just waiting for you so I can say goodbye."

Now we said goodbye, she said she'll be out by the end of next week.

I know I'm not really attached to her, but what is it with women leaving town??
Wondering if I should start taking all this personally. Geez.

We talk for a bit longer, but I take the growing light towards the east a sign that I need to leave.

Hugging for one final time, I get into my car and leave with her looking on from the open door of the garage as I once again leave, but never to return.

Guest blogger...

2009-07-22T16:14:00.000-05:00

I mentioned her briefly in a previous post, and it seems like she took up my offer to be a guest poster for awhile until I get a bit more active.

One of the reasons she took me up on the offer is to be more candid than she was on her own blog. I have given her full freedom to discuss whatever is on her mind and stated, much to my surprise about her REAL kinks.

I will still be posting as I get more active, but real life has intruded a bit, so I won't be posting as much or on a different topic for awhile.

In the meantime, Welcome and Enjoy "Starfish!"

Starfish Out Of Her Shell

2009-07-21T21:46:00.000-05:00

Riv being the wonderful man that he is gave me the key to his pad here. I am so excited to be a guest blogger and I hope I don't let him down!

I've been a blogger for sometime now. I've just made the stupid mistake of letting/being found by some lovers. That had created some major censorship on those blogs. Riv has let me be the freak that I am and hasn't ran away yet. You rock!!!!!

I'd like to share a few of the kinks that I have that I haven't been able to share on my other blog.

First kink, in no particular order, is I LOVE being dominant. If you know me in real life, you will know that I am the quiet, laid back chick in the corner. I, by nature, could not hurt a fly. I started to dabble in the world when one of my affairs turned to that lifestyle and I decided to give it a try. He is a true pain sub. I guess they are rare. I tell ya, I've never felt so empowered in my life. I gained a new confidence in that roll that spilled over into real life. I basically lost that lover now. He's more into the scene and people who can be more dedicated than I can be. I miss that feeling.

Second kink, I really enjoy being on the giving end of watersports. I always thought it was completely insane until I tried it. Don't know why it's fun but it is. The other thing is, no matter how bad you have to piss, it's a bitch to get started if you aren't used to it. I swore I was going to piss myself a few times but it was hard as hell to get started.

Third kink, I really really want to be fisted. Many have tried. Nobody has succeeded. Enough said there.

Fourth kink, I really really want to be with a woman. I want to feel breasts. I want to feel a pussy. I want to lick the wonderful folds and hear her gasp in pleasure. I want to feel her pussy clamp down on my fingers in a gushing orgasm. MMMMMMM...that's what I want...

Fifth kink, I want to be tied up, suspended, and used as a fuck toy. Mainly just in my pussy. I like anal but only in small amounts. I just want to be pounded and cummed on. Is that too much to ask?

I hope y'all have enjoyed my kinks so far. I'm sure there are more to come. I just don't want to bore everyone on my first post.

And they call it "Puppy Love?"

2009-07-21T14:39:00.002-05:00

I figure considering I have...maybe, 10 readers, I can get some useful data.
I've been getting all sorts of email since I released my "List". Quite a few asked me if I was into this or that.
While I responded accordingly, One email in particular through me off:

"Do you also happen to be into Bestiality?"

I sat there dumbfounded as I reread the letter a couple of times to assure myself that I wasn't imagining it. Wondering if this was some sort of prank, I responded that while *I* wouldn't be sexually involved with an animal, I admitted to having seen movies of such. She seemed a bit disappointed and later confessed that she has had allowed her dog to give her oral on a fairly consistent basis. We continued the convo for a bit going down a list of other potential kinks we might share.

When I asked a few of ladies/readers/bloggers I know, quite a few confessed that they had some fascination with it. Several admitted they read erotica about it in the past and has been a fantasy of theirs. The some others would like to try having a dog do oral, but that would be as far as it would go. The rest simply had no desire and thought it was disgusting.

While I'm not a judgmental person when it comes to one's sexual kink is, I've been rather curious as to how common it is...
What finally got me to post this is that I saw this mentioned on another blog as well. So I figure I'd open a dialogue about it and other topics as well.
You can either email, Comment, poll, or all three.

The List

2009-07-07T14:45:00.006-05:00

Edited 9/8/09

Here is the list I've been hinting about. The Following is mostly what I've done at some point of my "sexual career."

This is simply going to be a rough draft and as I put more thought into it, I'll refine it to something that, I hope would be, intelligible. Hell, I have forgotten what (and "who" in many cases) many of the things I've done, so feel free to ask if I've done something and I'll be honest if I have or not. Went ahead and edited the list a bit as I got emails and viewed Reformed Slut's list:

What I like doing now:

Anal Sex
Rimming (giving)
Threesomes (MMF -straight) (MFF, Bi-Straight)
Group Sex
Anonymous sex
Exhibitionism
Voyeurism
Public Sex
Bondage (Mild/Dom)
S&M (Mild, flogging, Cross, Dom)
Mild Humiliation
Gangbangs
Group Sex games.
Foreign object Insertion (Female receiving)
Breast torture/abuse (hers, not mine)
Clit spanking (hers, not mine, and yours if you want to try as well)
Mild Role Playing
Oral Sex (DUH!)
Pictures and videos taken, of me and partner(s) in sexual acts. Might consider publishing a couple of them. I'll consider it.

What I have done in the past, but am "eh" about it.

Hard Core S&M:
Needle Play (insertion into breasts, threading, etc)
Knife/Blood play
Face Slapping (Felt wrong then, still feels wrong today, but I gave it a shot)
Golden Showers

I have also arranged:

An all male Bi-Party, Gangbangs, Orgies, and I hope to find someone to arrange an all female Bi party. :)

Poll! and an update.

2009-05-26T13:00:00.000-05:00

I got nothing going on at the moment, but I'd thought I'd add a poll for a bit of curiousity.

The only option I've put on there is "watching", the "participation" thing would have been too much of a pain, but if you want you can comment on it.

If there are any other variations you'd see/participate in, then feel free to let me know.

Additionally, I'm have another party in the works, but instead of the Bi-Party, I might throw together another gangbang for an out of towner coming in on business.

Yeah, I know. I'm charitable that way. :)

Four on Two; Epilogue

2009-05-11T01:53:00.000-05:00

Katy and I finally had a chance to talk to each other recently when she was telling me how Jalepeno contacted her within a few days after the party and arranged for a threesome with another fellow.
She went on to describe how they went to a chain motel and checked in and waited for the other gentleman to show up.
While nothing had happened, they were merely sitting around talking when the guy, a friend of Jalepeno, showed up. As they were getting the basic introductions overwith something unexpected occurred;

Someone knocked.

Turns out it was the hotel manager.

"Only two people have registered here!" was shouted from beyond the door.
As the door flew open and some suggestion of clothing being removed was evident, the next thought flew out of the managers mind:
"You're a prostitute! We don't have prostitutes here! You must all leave now! Go, or I call cops!"

They all looked at each other as the manager left and they all decided to call it a night.
The threesome that never was.
Go fig.

After relaying this story, we both broke out into laughter to the point where we were both coughing profusely(we were recovering from the bug) where we had to hang up and continue the call later.

Several hours later, we got in contact with each other and relayed how aggressive Jalepeno was as far his trying to arrange for a variety of threesomes with her and other men. It got to the point where she asked him to contact her only through me.

Thanks.

As far as Morgan goes, I have yet to talk to her since that night, but I'm thinking about contacting her to just feel her out.

Four on Two.

2009-04-27T19:49:00.004-05:00

The Night before the party, I had everything set.The Room was reserved.
The emails sent out, confirmations (heh) are done.
15 men, 3 women.

On a whim, I sent out an ad for a female to watch and participate in the gang bang.

Three Hours before I'm supposed to leave to the hotel, I get an email from a woman ("Morgan") about the party, which quickly go to chat.   Turns out she wants to go but needs a ride.

I half heartedly look to see if anyone is nearby to pick her up. Since she lives near Katy, I kindly asked if she could pick her up and quickly agreed and information was passed along to her.

The car ride was almost an odyssean in scope with accidents, broken down vehicles, detours, and idiot drivers.

Checking in and getting to my room at about 4pm, I quickly set things up. Throughout the entire commute I'm checking with Katy and receiving emails from Morgan to coordinate things together. They eventually meet up and get to the room at about 5pm.

What irritated me was that I got a text from Morgan, "I'm cuter than she is." Minutes after she was picked up.

My little Katy walks in and is followed by an Amazon of a woman and am greeted by a warm hug from them both. After a few minutes I stand back and take in the sight of two total opposites. Where Katy is a Cute, slightly heavy brunette at 5 feet, 5 inches in a fairly professional work clothes; Morgan towers over her at 6'2", with chestnut hair, with jeans, a wife beater, and sports bra.

Interesting.

We sit and BS for a bit and and walk over toward Morgan for a reason I can't remember, when she pulled down my shorts and proceeded to deep throat me from her chair for a minute or two.
Casually she pulls my shorts back up and says, "I'm just the side dish, Katy is the main course."
On cue, Katy stands up and proceeds to pick up where Morgan left off and pushes me onto the bed, undoes my pants, and gives me an awesome blowjob.
Looking over at Morgan, you could tell she was turned on by the way she was staring and was grinding in her chair.
After a few more minutes, she came over to met and proceeded to give me a deep kiss and bared her breasts to me as an invitation to suck on them.
The intensity of what has suddenly turned into a threesome was getting to me as Katy turned up her skills and whatever willpower to keep myself from coming suddenly shattered and unloaded into her mouth.

I laid around and kissed kissed Morgan and Katy (wink!) and snuggled with the both of them and talked a bit more about just nothing in general.
Since it was early, I asked if the ladies wanted something to eat; Katy and I agreed to share a pizza. Morgan however, picked the Filet Mignon without hesitation.   Wincing at her choice, I went ahead and got it and chose not to make a comment about it.

e laid back down and returned wound up stripping and proceed to give Katy a little lovin' on her clit and switching back and forth to Morgan; fingering and licking alternatively.   At one point, I inserted a couple of fingers in Morgans pussy and ass. Inserting another finger in her pussy, she requested to be fist fucked.COOL!

I washed my hands and tried to go at it, but my hands appeared too be big** for that when Katy stepped up to the plate, (as shown here, just before the insertion) and was able to fist her for a couple of minutes as Morgan seemed to have a single long (and LOUD!) orgasm. As we wound down, we sat there discussing the guys. It was 6:30pm and we were now waiting for the guys to show up. Morgan was resistant to continue doing anything else until more men came by, in case she thought I was just a con-artist only wanting a threesome.

Being more than a bit anxious, I started calling and texting guys, to show up. Pat had to blow off the party AGAIN(!) due to personal reasons. The others were either stuck in traffic because of the weather or was simply waiting to be fashionably late, when I informed them that the girls were WAITING, they seemed a bit more motivated.
The first to show up was Jalapeno, a tall, thin Hispanic man, dark haired, with a quiet demeanor.
Morgan was on him almost instantly and Katy's first words to him were, "Do you want some head?"

I love enthusiastic women.

He begged off a bit and was busy with his blackberry and we all talked a bit, but refused to take anything off and said he wanted to wait for the other guys, so we sat around and talked a bit.*
Morgan was fuming because he constantly fought off her advances.
He seemed to relax a bit more when I suddenly heard Katy talking to him in spanish.
Didn't know she spoke spanish!
When I joined in the conversation, he finally confessed that he can't really get into it unless there are other people performing.
Throughout this entire exchange, Morgan was fuming because she didn't speak the language and made it VERY clear that it was rude. To mollify her a bit, I tried switching to english, and then started talking about jobs and such.
Whatever.

A bit later, Brad showed up; Katy once again offered him a blowjob. His pants dropped instantly as she dropped to her knees.
Morgan finally gave up on trying to molest Jalapeno and turned her attention to the newcomer and kissed him deeply.***
Eventually, he wound up sitting on the bed while one girl firmly attached to his cock and the other going from kissing him to sucking his nipples and her being fingered.
I climbed on and entered her pussy.
It was at this point Jalapeno started to look interested and was getting closer to the action, still fully dressed, he knelt behind Katy and fondled her breasts and kissing her neck and looked closely as she continued to suck Brad's cock
It seemed to me like he was extending his way to suck his cock with her, but I initially forgot my train of thought as Morgan was starting to scream out out as an orgasm. Pushing a thumb in her ass as I banged into her, she said she wanted a cock or a toy. With minimal effort, I slide on in and she was REALLY loud and felt her sphincter muscles clamp down on my cock, making me come a second time.

Going to the bathroom for a bit to clean up followed by Morgan, I ask if she's having a good time.
With a smile she says she's enjoying it quite a bit, but was wondering when more men were going to show up.

Good lord.

Leaving the bathroom, I saw that Brad was, at this point, eating out Katy...with great results. She was screaming, eyes rolling, the whole nine yards. It's quite obvious that the man has some serious oral skills. Once she had an orgasm and was literally twitching, he turned his attentions to Morgan and started to eat her out as well.

Making my way to suck on Katy's nipples, I spotted that Jalapeno had FINALLY dropped his clothing and showed he had a VERY respectable cock and was busily stroking it. Strangely, it wasn't erect, but I had something else in mind and concentrated on the nipple I was aiming for.
He came over and I initially thought he was going to kneel next to Katy's head so he could get a blowjob. Next thing I know, his face is within inches of mine and we're licking the same nipple, but seemed aggressive enough where he tried tonguing ME! I backed off a tad to reposition myself and he tried coaxing me into sharing her nipple again, and I was cool with that. I'm not afraid to cross swords, but I wanted him to be clear that I was straight. He seemed like it was cool, and we carried on as before with no issues.
When I had switched to eating out Morgan, I felt a mouth around my cock....that had a 5 O'clock shadow. Looking down, I saw that it was him again! Being too into what I was doing to Morgan (eating her out and having a couple of fingers in her ass), I decided to ignore it after I saw Katy looking on in a look of hunger while she was stroking Brad.
As I moved up to climb on top of the object of my desire (and detach myself from Jalapeno), to enter her pussy, he was right behind me, feeling my cock and rubbing her clit.
Okay, I can still handle this.
Finally, he made a move I was NOT cool with and finally had to diplomatically take him to the side and talk to him about it.
I told him he was more than welcome to come to the Bi party, but *I* wasn't Bi. Brad overheard this and casually asked if he could go too.
My jaw dropped open.
"You're Bi too?"
"I will suck and fuck cock as well as pussy." He said nonchalantly.
The girls were stunned and were visibly drooling.

With that, they proceeded to put on a bit of a show for the girls, with Jalapeno's cock going down Brad's throat.
The girls were lying on either side of them watching and gently kissing and rubbing the guy's bodies. Going up to Katy, I gently started to rub her clit, while her eyes were glued to the two men and came rather quickly. As I made my way to snuggle up to Morgan, I found some resistance. I figured she just wanted to watch the bi-play (sorry, couldn't resist!), so I didn't make an issue of it as I took in the scene.

The girls eventually wound up putting on a bit of a show for us as well.

It was at this time that the Cajun FINALLY called at about 9:30pm. Turns out he was waiting for ME to call HIM. I told him to hurry over, and he showed up within 20 minutes, he was saying something about the storm when he caught the view of a couple of nude females.

Katy immediately popped up from talking to Jalapeno about a work related thing and walked up to Cajun uttering the familiar words that brought a couple of giggles:

"Do you want me to give you head?"

It took him a moment, caught himself and dropped his trousers. She immediately took him in deeply for several minutes****, and passed him off to Morgan who was anxious for a new cock in her.
Brad bent over Katy onto the bed and proceeded to give her, what she said later, was a most fabulous pussy eating. The best she ever had.

Morgan commented later that it was the ONLY time in the night that she had an orgasm and said a few fairly (what I thought) were derogatory things about Jalapeno's inability to maintain an erection.*****
Somehow during or after the latest rounds of screwing, they were discussing the toys that were, lying on the table, (We had used the smaller, white one several times, and were cleaned), and Katy was saying how the red one was too big, for her. Morgan, on the other hand, said that she could easily put in the red one.

Brad immediately grabbed it, and started to, at first, gently push it in, but after a minute or so, he had very powerful strokes into her pussy, which resulted into ANOTHER screaming orgasm.

At about 11pm, The Cajun got a call and had to leave to cover an overnight shift, which was fine with me. He was a nice guy, but he wasn't much of a conversationalist.
Then again, this party wasn't really meant for that, but still it's nice to be social. Since he was at the last party, he was gracious enough to hand me money to help pay for the room, and I discretely put it in a glass.
At about the same time Morgan asked if Katy can take her home (apparently, they talked about this ahead of time), since she had to go to work in the morning. She then asked for money for breakfast.
I looked at her stunned for a second, noticed Katy behind her had the same expression and blushed a deep red. Making a fake apology I pointed out I didn't have any cash.

Not catching the hint, Cajun pointed out that he just gave me some cash and OFFERED it to her!

"Are you all still going to be here if I drive back?"
Without hesitation we all said "Yes."

The girls left and that left all us guys sitting around and I aired my concerns about Morgan's lack of civility and rudeness, and gave examples of what happened before they showed up.

They all just shrugged it off as a "Typical female behavior". Once again, I was almost struck speechless.

Having to interject something here, I've always believed that a certain amount of "familiarity" is okay, if you were friends with people for a certain amount of time, but NOT when you barely met the guys several MINUTES before fucking them.

Yeah, I'm weird that way.

Cajun just shrugged, made an excuse and left.

Jalapeno and Brad got back to business and started to take turns sucking each other off and they both asked me if I wanted in, I told them I was perfectly okay with just watching and waiting for Katy.

No, I didn't even think of taking a picture. I promise to next time.

Some time had passed and half an hour later, I got a call from Katy if the guys were for sure they were going to be there. Looking over at the two guys attempting anal sex, I told her that she had better hurry, but yes, they were going to be there. Turns out Morgan wanted a SIT DOWN breakfast, knowing the guys were waiting. Katy deciding to just get something through the drive through and said she'd be there shortly.

After another 45 minutes, she arrived and instantly dropped her clothing as we totally ravaged her body.   I got together with Brad and shoved our cocks inside her mouth. She was in sheer heaven as we both did so. The position was a bit comfortable, Jalapeno took over my position as I got behind her and fucked her anally. A moan of pleasure escaped her lips as I got a steady rhythm.

We all alternated in the various positions of her sucking us off, fucking her pussy, ass, sucking her clit.

Anything that would be possible with three guys and one girl, we did.
She was a VERY happy camper.
Some time later, we opened the windows and watched the rain pouring outside, and were amazed to find people in the hot tub, they spotted us, and waved. I in turn, opened Katy's top. Kinda' wondered if they knew what had occurred there earlier. Considering it was obvious that Jalapeno was still nude (you can't miss that cock dangling between his legs), I wonder if they put 2 and 2 together.   Three and one, in our case.

At about 2:30am, we decided to call it a night, and we all left at the same time, and as the guys peeled off, I walked Katy to her car.

"I had more fun without Morgan there." she finally said.
"Do you not want me to invite her again?"
"It's your party, but I thought she was rather rude at times." she continued, "and besides, she didn't treat you particularly well. On the drive back, she didn't seem to like you all that much."

That kinda' surprised me, but it gave me food for thought. It was an interesting end, to an otherwise enjoyable evening.

* Initially, we didn't know what to think of him, but you can imagine as the night went on, it was...interesting.
** Oh Yeah! Big hands, ladies! You figure it out. Yeah. right.

*** Now, you have to remember, the guys are walking into a room with two nude women that are suddenly throwing themselves. They are like kids in a candy store!
**** Katy later told me that he was unwashed, but didn't back away because she thought it was rude, but was a little irritated that he hadn't been cleaned up when he knew he was going to get laid!   She's such a trooper!
***** He was often seen stroking his cock, throughout the evening, and never "finished" fucking any of the girls.

Wanting an opinion

2009-04-25T03:47:00.000-05:00

Just having completed my latest party, I have taken a few photos.

Nothing with faces on there, but a couple of nice shots. Was wondering if I should publish them on here...for at least awhile.

Take into consideration they don't know about the blog, but the photos are generic enough, it would be doubtful that they would know it's them if they saw it.
So if my 5 readers can muster together and comment along with answering the poll, I'd certainly appreciate it.
Hopefully I can come to a decision by the time the stories are ready to be published.

Going off Half Cocked...

2009-04-23T14:51:00.000-05:00

I have a particular fondness for a particular brand of slacks.

They're roomy, they're very wel made and I heart them.
Having recently discovered they made SHORTS, I was there....but I also discovered how roomy they are! Talking to a fellow blogger, Starfish, about my loving these shorts, I showed HOW roomy they were....So she wound up convincing me to put this today. My only (I believe) HNT!

Enjoy it.
Or not.

Don't know when to shut up? Fine.

2009-04-22T05:21:00.000-05:00

Since I started this little project a few months ago, you can imagine some of the weird emails I had to pour over. While a few were rather suspicious and cynical about the party and my motivations behind it; they will usually give it a leap of faith and agree to come. I still expect a 50% turnout as far as the men goes.

One of the guys that was scheduled to come started hounding me after one of the initial emails was sent out started hounding me a bit.

Now, this requires a little going back in time, so indulge me.

Initially he was stoked, he seemed like a nice guy, didn't seem full of himself and then came the kicker:

"Do you have a pic of the girl?"
WTF?
"I don't really have one." I am not about to hand out pictures of other people willy nilly.
"Well, I was curious on what she looked like." Fair enough of a question, but I thought I'd head it off a bit.
"She's a BBW. Is that a problem for you?." Which was true. He was getting laid, wasn't that enough?
"Well, no. I was just curious."
"If it's that important to you, then perhaps you should look elsewhere for fun." I was getting a bit peeved, he apologized and I had to go.

I generally blew off the conversation and didn't think much about it. That is, until the final emails were sent yesterday when my phone started buzzing:

"Hey, did you ever get those pics?"
Trying to remember, it occured to me I never agreed to pics.
"Umm...no. I didn't think that was important."
"Well, are they black, white? What?"
I stare at the phone in this yokel, slack-jawed look that I give from time to time.
"You know, maybe this party isn't right for you." I gave up.
"No, I was just curious."

I ignored it and blocked his ID from my phone.

You're getting laid, the girl is going to meet you unseen (We're thinking of a blindfolded scenario), and in a room *I* am paying for? Fuck off.

Another Darwin survivor was one that seemed intelligent enough, he was articulate, but somehow simply couldn't find it in himself to simply send a torso pic. That's all that was really need.

Nope. wouldn't send it. Period.

Screw him too.

I mean, men are lucky to get laid at all, in life. They have a chance to get the anonymous sex that is practically offered on a silver plate and they SUDDENLY get picky?

Sorta' like a man out in the desert getting picky about the water because he's not sure if its Tap, Desani, or Fuji?

I mean, REALLY?

Panicking as usual

2009-04-21T05:07:00.000-05:00

You know, setting up these parties can be a bit on the stressful side, particularly with some of flakes I have to deal with from time to time, and I had a few unexpected things come up, they usually turned out okay. Usually.
Talking about this with another another blogger, she seemed to have simply thought of it as the same thing as when she has a dinner with people. She always frets just beforehand, because of the details involved and worries that no one is going to have a good time.

When I brought up the fact that this was a bit different, then a dinner party, she had to conceed in the fact that there WAS a bit of a difference.

Dinner party, you usually know who's going to show up.
My party, you HOPE the right amount of people show up.

Dinner Party: Everything is set at a table to eat.
My Party: The eating involves someone naked having a good time.

To really make my hair stand on end, there is also the small matter that I realized how I only got Six males to come.
Six.
Is it any wonder why I'm in a panic, considering?

Don't really have to worry about Katy, she's a shoe in, and this will give us a chance to talk seriously about dating.
Of course, there is the small matter of trying to squeeze in all that while other guys are banging her, but whatever.

I'm Shy.....until I get my first cock.

2009-04-17T05:18:00.000-05:00

My phone buzzed unexpectedly at midnight, I flipped it open and turned on the chat program:

Katy: "Hey cutie!"
Me:   "Hey sugar. What's up?"
Katy: "Party is next week, right?"
Me:   "Of course."
Katy: "Good. Just a little nervous."
Me:   "Understandably so, anything you want to get off your chest?"
Did I mention she had a substantial chest?
Oh. My. God.
Katy: "I want you to fuck me first, I'm shy around new people."

I spit up the water that I was drinking.

Me:   "REALLY?"
Katy: "Really. Once I get a cock in me, I'll relax and then I'm down for anything."

We then started talking about other things in general and it appears she seems like she's strongly hinting that we should date.

Katy: "Why don't we go out together?"

I took that as a hint.
Responding that we should sometime, she eventually decided she needed to get some sleep for an early morning drive.

My response? I drop the phone and fall into the couch wondering what in the world am I getting myself into.

When bloggers collide..

2009-04-17T04:58:00.000-05:00

Over the past couple of weeks, a certain blogger (who I will refer to as "Starfish.") has contacted me, for what I believe is just a friendly chat in email.
No big deal, and our conversations delved into sex, relationships, our blogs and such. It was a thrill for me to find someone I can talk to someone frankly about our various adventures and frustrations. She was very intrigued on what happens "behind the posts" and got some juicy information.

We then got to talking about phone sex, online erotica and such.
The more we talked about it, I started to crave a bit for phone sex. A lot.
Having decided to put an ad for phone sex, I didn't even get a nibble.

After I had relayed this to to her a bit, she shared how frustrated on how her promised encounter didn't pan out as well.

We were talking about some scenarios that got us both worked up.
"Can I call you?", I finally asked.
"Sure, wait a bit before you call, I want to get the toys out." She quickly responded, relaying the proper information.

I pulled over to a discrete part of the gas station I was at and partook in a very hot session. From what I could tell she had a very satisfying time and with a few well worded phrases, she got me over the edge.

We hastily had to end our phone conversation, but it most definitely took the edge off.
Later on in chat, I told her that I looked forward to more conversations like that.

Seperate ways?

2009-04-15T16:51:00.006-05:00

I paid a visit with Sharon last week for some fun sex, and apparently, she is having some misgivings since our last adventure. While our encounter was satisfying, I could tell she was a bit more distracted than usual afterward. She confessed that she had fun, but that she felt that a line was crossed in her cheating and needed sometime to reflect about her marriage, her sex life, and her life overall.
Asking what she had in mind, she said she still wants to see me occasionally, but only under the rules we established several months ago.
We agreed that that would be our only means of communication for now unless she initiates it.

"I hope you understand, I really enjoy my time with you." was her response after we agreed to the rules.
"That's okay, and I understand." was my response. I totally respected where her head was at.
"But, I will leave it up to you if you want it rough or not, I love how you handle me." she said with some hope in her voice.
"Your body is fun to play with, I'll watch for the cock signal." I tenderly nudge her with my hip on my way out the door.
"When you see the signal, I'm always ready for you." she said with a giggle, and with that she gave me a kiss through the car window before hitting the garage button.

For what I suspect is the last time, I backed my car out out of the sleeping neighborhood and into the dark.

StormCloud....

2009-04-15T15:56:00.000-05:00

Some interesting things have happened over the past week and it is going to require several different posts, but I will try to get as much in without being a bunch of babble...which is going to be a first with a post of mine.

I think I need to explain the dynamic between Stormcloud and I; even though I have explained it briefly in the past, the need to expound on it came upon me while I was talking to a fellow blogger (which deserves another post).

We met around 15 years ago while I was heavily into swinging and even more active than I am today. We were as different as night and day sexually and morally, but somehow I was able to date her for a short time (Monogamy was ROUGH!). The more I knew about her and her past and the things she had endured I was in awe about the mettle this woman had.
While we were intimate, she rarely did more of the things I liked (at the time, I was more heavily into the D/s thing) but discovered a love for anal sex (To date, I'm the only man she has let do that to her).
As we eventually cooled and found other relationships, we saw each other infrequently and quite platonic.
When she discovered I broken up with a then girlfriend, she confided how things weren't going well with her marriage; it was then that I became "The other man".
Things eventually came apart with her husband and her life started to fall apart with my trying to help her out as much as I could financially, emotionally, and physically.
This part of our friendship took its toll on our friendship and realized our relationship as "Toxic" because she was draining me and decided to slowly ween her off me.
Over the years (six or so), while her calls to me were increasingly infrequent (much to my delight), every call that she made was greeted with a certain dread; but I couldn't refuse her calls.
The conversations basically went to talking about difficulties about her job, her kids, her health issues, etc and just totally brought me down.
I could have won the lottery, had a kid, and had the worlds best sex THE SAME DAY, but after one of her phone calls, I would be ready to drink arsenic, slit my wrists, and jump off a building with hungry crocodiles at the bottom with a gun to my head to shoot myself on the way down.

It was that bad, but I was the only emotional anchor she had in this world and didn't want to let her down.

Nowadays, it seems like she just wants sex; apparently her current boyfriend isn't doing it for her and she's sending in the closer to plug that extra hole (or whatever her thinking is).

For now I have to be on guard of her getting back into my life.

THIS is why I call her Stormcloud. Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful person, and would do anything for anyone, if she had the resources, but to me, she has gotten to be Toxic.

And I'm seeing her tonight.

Old friend shows new tricks.

2009-04-07T16:26:00.000-05:00

I recieved a phone call from StormCloud a few days ago..

"Hey! How're you doing?", I asked.
"Not bad. Was wondering when I might see you again?", was her reply.
"Got any pasta?"
"You're using me for your pasta fix? I was hoping to see you again."
"Oh? Got anything in mind?"
"C'mon, do I have to spell it out for you?", she said laughing.
"Sometimes.", was my honest reply, "I never know what someone has in mind, I would hate to presume."
"Tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow."
"Bye!"

Fast forward to early this morning and I find my way to her apartment and am greeted at the door.
As usual, we hugged and then proceeded to the bedroom where clothing was dropped and we melted into each other's arms kissing, before I got her on all fours on the bed, went up behind her and started to lick her from her clit up to past her asshole. The moans of approval she gave were simply more encouragement for me to proceed.
I concentrated on her clit for a few minutes until I got the signs that her orgasm were approaching (The benefits of having a long time lover is that you can read each other's body quite well.) and I stuck in two fingers in her pussy, pushing her over the edge to a powerful first orgasm.
But I didn't stop there.
Varying my technique a bit, I did several combination, of licking as deeply as I could in both of her holes and clit and fingering them simultaneously for a good twenty minutes, racking up another two orgasms, including a nice long one.
We layed together afterward for nice caressing and snuggling session and then she started movig her had down towards my waiting cock.
I had freshly shaved it in preparation for the party I have planned.
As I was relishing her mouth on my member, I noticed she was pushing it all the way to the back of her throat and keeping it pressed there for a time before lifting her head to the tip and repeating the motion.
Eventually, I grabbed the back of her head to keep it steady and started to fuck her mouth, which she willingly did.
With added assistance.
She would slam the back of her throat with my cock over and over and when I told her that she needed to stop because I'd cum, she merely stopped for a second and told me to "Go for it" and continued.
I grabbed a fist full of hair and continued with rigor as I suddenly had one of my more intensive orgasms in quite some time.
She struggled to swallow everything, but managed to do so without gagging.
Eventually when she went up to kiss me, I found my voice again.
"That was something new. You never done that before."
"We never got around to doing that before, but I love doing that, and you always took care of me, so I wanted to make sure I took care of you this time."
"Good, because you're quite good at it."
"You're sweet."
We layed there for quite some time, talking about various matters, our work, etc.
"You know what I want you to do?" I asked.
"What?", was her dreamy response.
"I want you to take my cock in your mouth until it grows and keep it all in your mouth."
My cock by this time was dead asleep, but I wanted another orgasm before we slept.
She lowered herself back and enveloped my flaccid cock in its intirely in her mouth and proceed massage it with her tongue. Feeling myself growing erect, she dutifully tried to keep itall in her mouth, she eventually had to take it out.
Gently moving her up and turning her around, I was able to gently shove my cock in one motion into her ass.
The intake of breath was the sign of her having another intense orgasm.
We continued in this spooning position for a bit while I teased and roughly grabbed her nipples for some time. My pace started to quicken as my orgasm drew closer and she took my que and pushed even harder against me.
We both came at the same time and stayed in that position for a time until we both fell asleep.

Overall it was a good night, I like to think.

What a Memory!

2009-04-03T16:07:00.000-05:00

Nightline ran a segment several weeks ago about memory that made me feel not so freakish.
While I don't have a photographic memory, I can retain all sorts of memories and can play them back in my head.
We're not talking images....
Background chatter, smells, touches, entire conversations.
Oh the sex. I can feel it, my body remembers the textures, touches, the orgasms.
Yet, I can forget to what I'm supposed to buy in the grocery store and girls' names. Go fig.

This memory was brought back from a post I wrote a few days ago.

A friend of mine and I regularly threw these parties, we would play sex games and eventually would end up as an orgy.

It was 8pm on a friday night, I was detained at work and more than a little miffed and was looking forward to drinking and catching up to see who was going to be at the party and gossip.
Stepping out of the elevator, I'm guided to the room by the roar of laughter.
Opening the door was a vision; there were about 30 people splayed out on floors, chairs, pillows, and whatever else was handy in a loosely circular ring around the Host, who was in the midst of shaking up dice.

The rules for dirty dice was this:
One had a verb (suck, kiss, rub, etc) and the other was a place (Crotch, Lips, etc).
You picked a person from the crowd, and whatever came up, you get to do to that person. In turn, it would be his/her turn to pick someone and roll the dice.

He smiled and waved at me; while making way to my seat, I acknowledged him, and I spotted someone I haven't seen before. Jet Black hair, dark eyes, wearing a modest black blouse with blue jeans (DHB Dark haired Beauty). Our eyes met briefly as I gave my saluations to the host.and sat by an old friend of mine and caught me up on what I had missed (I was 2 hours late).

We were whispering as I suddenly saw the woman bare her breasts and put them against the window, exposing herself to whatever driver happening to be looking up at the moment.

Suddenly I heard, "I pick you", but didn't pay much attention until someone pointed out I was "Picked".
Being startled, I looked towards her and she was standing there with her finger pointing directly at me. Looking around stupidly, I mouthed "ME?" towards her and then motioned that I should stand near her.
Picking my way through the crowd again (I was towards the back of the room) and quiped, "Do your worst!"
She smiled and said,"If you're lucky, I will."

That was our introduction. Word for word.

The dice came up "Fondle" and "Crotch".
I gulped.
She strutted up leaving only inches from my face and I took in all her features and found her arousing with her directness and confidence that seemed to ooze from her.
Without another word, she gently rubbed through my jeans, found the hardening member underneath and raised her eyebrows.
She turned to the Host, "You know, proper fondling meets I have to have a good 'grip' on what I won, right?"
He paused as a smile crept on his face, "That seems reasonable."
He didn't even finish the word "Reasonable" when she undid my belt and stuck her hand down my pants.
"NICE!" is what she said as she wrapped herself around my cock and played with it for a few moments.

I heard crowd was down to whispers as she rubbed the tip of my member, took out her hand and brought up her finger that had my pre-cum and put it in her mouth, sucking it clean, and walked away to her corner.

The entire room moaned and waited for me.

Apparently it was my turn, because of the rules, I couldn't pick her.
I picked a girlfriend I had there (BHG - Brown haired girl), rolled up, "Lick" and "Crotch".
She immediately bent over a chair, while the occupant was still there, lifted her skirt to reveal herself to me.
After I finished a nice licking session, I got up and went to the bathroom to wash up;
On the way over, DHB came up to me before I could enter and tried to excuse myself so I could wash up. Without another word, she kissed me deeply, with the taste of the other BHG's juices still on my face and walked away.

It was the begnining of a friendship that would last 3 years....

A Public Service Announcement...

2009-04-03T14:25:00.000-05:00

My heart stopped when I read this at A Secret Freak's Blog; for those that aren't regular readers, I figure I would put this up for those that may read: "The World is a Playground" blog:

I have some news, about a fellow blogger. I do not know who might already know about this, but I am going to share anyway.

Colly, The World is a Playground, was in a terrible motorcycle accident.

I had emailed him to check on his whereabouts and the following is a return email from him.

I was in a motorcycle accident and was in the hospital for a little
while, I'm more or less immobile, and bed ridden right now. I am
almost completely dependent on my wife at the moment so it's next to
impossible for me to use the computer without her near me.

Be sure to keep him in your thoughts, I will pass along any more information, as I get it.

Also, I will forward all of your comments to him. I am sure he will be appreciative of all thoughts, prayers and comments..

But given the nature of our respective blogs, the odds are quite high that his spouse doesn't know about the blog...so use your own judgement, until he gets better, but I would request that people casually mention this on their respective blogs.

Additionally, this would point out that there are a number of reasons why we may not post for for a period of time, or stop altogether.

Dealing with suspicous minds

2009-03-27T15:23:00.000-05:00

One of the biggest pains with putting up ads is dealing with a huge number of emails and sorting through them.

Quite a few of them are dealing with guys who (justifiably) believe I'm a spammer, or someone trying to pull something over on them. This is usually tempered fairly quickly by simply emailing them back a request for more information.
Some are a bit taken aback when I give them my CL phone number so we could talk at length. So far I've been able to convince about eight guys that I'm real.

This then deals with another question I deal with, "What do the girls look like?"
I mean. Really?
Typically, I will simply ask if this is important to them, and if a picture is THAT important to them. As is typical; they will usually back off.
It's not enough that they are actually going to have NSA sex with someone they don't know, they decide they want to see if the girl meets their standards?

Ten guys that know they will get laid, how much you wanna bet MAYBE five will show?

Oh good lord!

Itching for a scratch and a confession.

2009-03-25T14:13:00.000-05:00

You know, this past weekend was fun, but I already want another and quite frankly; I don't want to just have Sharon there, she's a bit too unstable for my taste. Maybe Lumens, but she has been pulling a disappearing act with her job and traveling.
Lauren is out, she hasn't contacted me since she ended our dating, so that leaves Katy.
Oh, I know she's totally down with whatever I have in mind.
So, my goal is to have one by late April; to achieve this, I'm going to start posting within the next week. I know I briefly mentioned starting one awhile ago, but I blame that on the NyQuil and cold/flu/sickness.

Confession?

Just saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith for the first time recently.
They are inhumanly good looking.
As a straight male, I would SO do a threesome with them and it can be a free-for-all.

Just sayin'.

Putting on a show....and a surprise

2009-03-23T16:22:00.000-05:00

I lured Sharon from her home with a naughty frolic at a hotel in the Galleria area. After I convinced her to join me, I quickly rushed to secure a room facing the freeway.
I made a few phone calls, rearranged the the chairs, opened the drapes, turned off the lights, and put down my portable radio. Additionally, I put out a few of the items that I brought with me, including a mask.
She arrived arrived an hour later and was getting undressed even before the door closed and was nude in seconds.
Spotting the items on the bed, her smile gotten even bigger as she assumed the position on the bed.
Oh yeah, she knows what I like.
Getting behind her, I go on my knees and slowly start licking up and down her pussy and ass for a few minutes.
She is totally getting into it as her moans get a bit louder and begged for me to fuck her, but I wanted to torture her a bit with just fingering both her holes in a teasing manner.
I look at my watch and I decide I need to hurry this along.
Directing her towards the window, she sits on my lap as we take in the view beween nibbles on her neck.

"I want to fuck your ass right now, do you want the lights on?", I asked her.
She moaned her response as a positive.
Going towards the bed, I hand her the mask and turn on the radio on a moderate volume.
Giving me a quizical look, I just told her to put it on as the lights came on.
Her trust in me is almost total.
I hit my phone as I walk by and resume my place on the chair. She she bends over in front of me, and I tongue fuck her ass for a minute to lube her up a bit.
Lowering herself on me, I am greeted by the tightness her ass and a passionate moan. Leaning back towards me, I reach around and gently rub her clit and dip my fingers into her pussy.
"Oh, that feels good baby!" I moaned out.
Sound familiar?
Looking towards my phone, I noticed that the screen went from green to red.
I decide to simply get lost in each other as she ground into me, while I nibbled her neck and explored her body with my hands.
The lighting in the room changed as the door was opened from the hallway and see the reflections in the window.
Seeing them quietly undressing, they walk over to where I am and acknowledge them silently.
directing Sharon that I wanted her to lean forward, she is totally unaware that she is literally inches away putting a cock in her mouth.
She continues to grind her ass into me and starts bouncing as she gets closer to her 2nd orgasm. I give signals to the gentleman standing in front of her with a substantial cock.
I stop her bouncing and bend her over and give her ass a quick smack with my hand.
The gasp of air included a cock as he simultaneously held the back of her head.
I found out later, she instinctly tried biting down, but his cock was in too far in for her to do much damage, but there was a noticable wince for a second.
"Take it, baby. Suck that cock.", I calmly said to her.
I signaled for the radio to be turned off and the sound of music was replaced by her moaning as she calmed down and took in her situation (and the cock in her mouth) around her.
"Do you like it, baby? I told you I would arrange it."
She took the cock out of her mouth, and responded in the affirmative.

Yeah, we may have some issues, I'm still deciding if we like each other, but she IS a great fuck.

She went back to sucking him off while still gyrating her hips into me. She was in the middle of her 4th orgasm when she stopped sucking and the guy in front of her came at the same time, covering her mouth and chin.
She was in the middle of bliss when she merely got her fingers to wipe her face and sucked on her fingers, she barely able to contain my own orgasm any further, I was about to cum when the other gentleman guided her mouth to HIS cock. She continued sucking as I got my orgasm.

Moving her over to the bed, I asked if she wanted to continue sucking, or if she wanted to fuck.

I had a total of 3 men, including myself in here, so there would always be a cock available for her.
Watching her give a blowjob was great, I almost wished I could take pictures.
The other gentleman, laid down on the bed and I guided her over to him, she immediately took him into her pussy, while the first guy moved behind her and went to get into her ass.
After some initial maneuvering, they all succeeded in her finally getting her DP and all went in a nice rhythm, for a good while, with her getting another couple or orgasms. I retreated to the bathroom and returned just in time for them to all come to an simultaneous orgasm.

As they disentangled themselves, I directed the guys to the shower and whispered its what she wants. She never took off the blindfold, and was turned on by the fact that we potentially gave the hotels and everyone on the freeway a free show.

We spent the rest of the evening, taking turns gangbanging her ass or pussy, when we left in the early hours, she was more than a little sore, but quite contented.

A chat with Katy

2009-03-09T07:11:00.002-05:00

Had a date this past Sunday that was probably ruined, in no small part, by a massive headache I had, which I believe was a residual symptom of my previous illness and lack of sleep. She lived down to my expectations, so it was no big loss.
Since I was on the west side of town, I pulled into a parking lot to see who was available for a quick visit. I was living on 3 hrs sleep and a headache, there was a craving for finding a haven to recover from the date and visit some friends on this side of town I don't see very often.
Yeah, I'm talking WAAAAAAY west.
After some friends weren't at home or not available (damn you RODEO!), I spotted Katy online and sent her a quick Text message.
"Hey! How are you?"
"Fine.You?"
"Cool. Was in your part of town and wanted to know if you want some coffee?"
"I'm comfy, but you're welcome to come over. Can't do anything, in case you're curious."
"No worries, I have a headache, just visit."
"Okay. Come over. When?"
"15 minutes?"
"You ARE close. Okay. I'll be ready."
I walk up to her door and am greeted and was greeted by a warm hug.
We are both a little worse for wear; She was recovering from a massive party she attended the previous night. I sank into a half sitting/laying position on the couch across from hers, we talk about stuff in general.
She asks about KM and I give her the skinny of it and was pleased I didn't fall into a trap that she saw in text message a bit after the breakup.
The conversation was very low pressure and we both liked the casualness of it. She even tried a little acupressure to see if that would give me a little relief from my throbbing skull.
We eventually talk about a boyfriend she's trying to dump that just isn't her type, eventually the conversation steers to sex.
Turns out a guy she has phone sex with is trying to convince her to get into camming.
Now we never even talked about phone sex before and winds up going about how much she not only ENJOYS it, but how often she does it. She flips open the phone and counts the number of times she spent listening to guys get off as well as getting orgasms to it.
Six.
In less than 4 hours.
FUCK!
To say I was impressed and somewhat turned on even with my headache.
Switching the conversation back to Camming, I opened a website I used to be involved with a number of years ago and she was hooked after watching a few of the channels.
She was clicking on channel upon channel as she talked about her love of phone sex and watching guys/girls pleasure themselves. The conversation got rather explicit and I was finding myself with a hard on.
We both made light of it saying that she was horny as well, but couldn't do anything because of mother nature.
I wasn't in the mood for anything, so I told her not to worry about it.
After she told me to watch a particularly attractive woman being quite enthusiastic with an ear of corn, she tentatively reached for my cock.
"You know, if you want I can just watch you, that is if you need some relief."
How can I refuse that offer?
Going into the back room, I stripped and reclined on the bed with her next to me while she laid down next to me.
As I started to stroke my cock, she was commenting on how fascinated she is on watching men masturbate. She then started talking dirty and wondering about the next party and wanted to know about a party I threw in the past.
I told her about a party I had a couple of years ago, and she was fascinated and asked me a few pointed questions and suggestions for next time.
Having a common past experience from a series of parties (I might blog about that in the future) we attended, and discussed how wild that era was, along with her fondness of multiple men.
I felt myself building up to an orgasm, and she took over and proceed to swallow everything that I had.
After a few more minutes, we got up and dressed.
"Feel better?"
"Much. Thanks." was my only reply.
We went back to the living room and talked like nothing happened and talked some more.
After watching more TV (Keeping up with the Kardishians....ew), she gave me some more aspirin and I bid her a good night.
Deciding that we perhaps would go out for a date in the future, I promised we would.

Edit:
Corrected and added a bunch of stuff from the drug induced haze I was in.

A Burger, Cock and fries..

2009-03-05T17:12:00.000-06:00

"So do you hold these often?" a voice said over the phone.
"Occasionally..." as I responded...
Ah....bluetooth ear pieces are awesome.

You can drive around without having to have your phone up against your head.

I interrupt our conversation;
"Hey, I'm going to grab something to eat, so I won't be able to respond to what you're saying, but keep going."
She was talking about things she's done in the past.
"Ooo..I can talk dirty and you can't say anything?"
"Yeh." Oh shit.
I walk into my little fast food place and stand in line while she says some VERY naughty things with my only response being, "That sounds interesting."
The fact that there is obviously a crowd around it makes her sound more wicked and adjust the conversation accordingly.
"Don't you wish I was right there next to you, so you can casually finger my pussy and see if someone notices?"
My erection which was manageable was starting to get a bit more uncomfortable...
"That does sound like fun. Should we do that sometime?" was my deadpan answer.
"Or maybe I could just stand in front of you and rub my ass against your hard cock."

With great effort, I walk up to the large black woman who was the cashier, and make my order.

"Hi! I want a #5 and a large cock and curly fries, please."

The waves of laughter that I heard from my ear clued me in as I slowly understood what I had just said.
Her response was priceless as she broke out into a smile;
"So would I, sweetie, but wouldn't you prefer a large coke instead?"

"Umm...yes, please."

"You got it, Darlin'! Sorry I can't help you with the other thing, but I think you already have one." she said gesturing to my quickly shrinking erection with a glance of her eyes.

"She's a bold one!" my ear said gasping. Still recovering from the laughter.
"I gotta go and eat. Talk to you later."
"You need to call me when you about to order dinner again."
"BYE!"

As I sat there eating, I heard more and more laughter coming from the kitchen with the mostly female staff trying to get a peek at me with the original cashier just waved at me.
It was a VERY long lunch break.

Sick with bad timing and updates

2009-03-03T05:30:00.000-06:00

Well, my working 10-14 hours for 27 of the last 33 days finally caught up to me, not to mention some shanigans that I managed to get in didn't help either.
I'm sick.
Felt it coming on with a sore throat on Sunday and I woke up sounding like Barry White on Monday.
Kinda' wished I had that voice permanently. Then again, from what I hear, my voice is rather sexy as it is when I have that "sexyness" thrown in.
Aside from some light coughing and the sore throat, I actually felt fine.

Whatever. Fuck.
Deciding that I just need to rest, I forced myself to stay home and take it easy while I was emptying out my TiVo of all the stuff I have neglected for the past month. (What? Izzy MIGHT have lethal cancer??)
The phone calls started to come in a span of over less than two hours;
Lauren, Stormcloud, Sharon, Katy, and Lumens had decided that they could use some action today, but as soon as they heard a strange voice with my distinctive phone greeting, they knew something was up.
They knew I was ill. I even passed up some "Theraputic blowjobs."
Me turning down sex is like asking Dracula to go vegetarian.
If it wasn't for the fact that I suspected I MIGHT be contagious, I decided to turn them all down because I would feel bad if they all came down sick and missed work because of me.

Shit.

*****

I decided to throw together TWO parties. One is going to be a gangbang and the other is going to be a Woman to Woman Bi Party.
The Centerpieces for both will be Katy and Lauren. It should be interesting how this will turn out, I make the posts, they answer the emails, they get to have their own CL Phone, and the funds for a hotel room.

This is going to be my first WTW party in quite some time, so this is going to be interesting.

Mourning a blog

2009-03-02T22:03:00.000-06:00

There are many blogs out there that are posted/written on a daily basis.
Some are enlightening, thought provoking, titillating, silly, and just plain touching.

To be honest, many of the blogs that I read are of the sexual nauture, mostly because I relate to many of them in many ways. While the sexual blogs are a fun read, I like to be able to know what goes on that may not contain any sexual connotations what-so-ever. It's good to read as to how people reason on the things they do.

We (Sexual bloggers) aren't merely a collection of vaginas and cocks, but of people that are simply more sexually open than others in society.

Some bloggers disappear for a variety of reasons; most have simply stopped writing or deleted their blogs without giving due notice as to why they chosen to stop.

So I'd like to point out a blog that I've been watching for a considerable amount of time. It shows the journey of a woman who's sexual appetite dictated her actions; at least, that is how *I* interpreted it.
Over the past year she has gone down a bit of a spiral and wrote her final post to a blog that she intends to delete.

I'd like to recommend this site because its an interesting road that she has traveled, and I urge you to read this blog before its gone forever.

Sexy Horny

Revelations and confessions....

2009-02-25T20:06:00.001-06:00

After our first session, we were talking about the time I had to confess about my hobby, and asked if it affected her opinion on me; turns out she was VERY turned on about it and said that she has had a number of threesomes in the past and wished to have more in the future.
She continued on for a few minutes as I continued to nibble her neck and nipples. I got a bit aggressive with her and her moans of pleasure simply gave me the green line to continue as I took her roughly from behind.
After a few more minutes into the session, I turned into the Inquisitor. I wanted answers while she wasn't able to think clearly and received very interesting answers:
"Tell me, what was the most men you've been with?" I asked between clinched teeth as I slowly increased and decreased the pace and force of my thrusts.
"No!", she gasped.
"Tell me!" as I increased the force and pace.
"No! It's embarrassing!"
"All the more to tell me", I replied with a deceptively low voice as added my thumb into her ass.
She resisted a bit longer until she finally gave me the number:
"Eight!", she screamed.
"You were a naughty girl. Tell me about it."
I drove my thumb deeper into her ass and was now bucking more wildly.
"Eight guys, friends of my boyfriends."
"What did they do to you?"
"Everything!"
"Did you love it?"
"YES! They made me feel like such a slut, I loved it!"
Did they do this as well, and with that, I plunged into her ass.
"YES! I LOVED IT! OH GOD HOW I WANT TO DO IT ALL AGAIN!"
It was at this point we both had mind blowing orgasms and collapsed into each other's arms, closed our eyes and napped.

Some time later, we woke up.
After some more smooching and small talk I asked if she wanted to be in one of my parties.
"Oh god, that would SO turn me on." she replied with a certain amount of hope in her voice
"What is it that you would like to do?"
"A gangbang?" She bit her lip as she said it, obviously afraid what my reaction would be.
"Okay." The relief on her face was obvious.
Getting up and getting dressed, I told her she needed to get more sleep before work, for which she reluctantly agreed.
She escorted me to the door and kissed me goodnight as I once again, walked into the night with a whole slew of thoughts to ponder.

A long journey starts with a single trip of the feet...

2009-02-11T05:00:00.084-06:00

Occasionally, I get an email from kids* asking how I got to be such a stud and talk or meet the women to do the things that I do.

After I recover from at least a few minutes of laughing, I just tell them it's just confidence and how one treats a woman.

One seemed to not believe me and I wound up talking to him on the phone and I told him the following story how dense I was when I was a kid:

I was about 16 or 17 when a girl ("Sandy") I was lusting after for a couple of years visited me out of the blue.
Looking back at it, I was surprised at her timing and it seemed like the stars aligned.
My parents were going to be gone for almost the entire day.

We went to my room and screwed around on my C64 computer**, when she noticed a deck of cards and wondered if we could play a game of hearts.
Jokingly, I responded that maybe we can play strip poker instead, thinking that she would never accept my challenge.

When she accepted my challenge, it took me a few moments to recover, but I regained my (what little i had) wits and set up the game.

I think I need to describe both of us:

She had solid black long hair, with ample breasts which simply accentuated a very lovely figure for a girl of her age.
Me? a 6ft tall stick and glasses and as nerdy as you can get. Ugh.

After what seemed like an hour or so, she was down to a towel (I don't remember how she won the towel) when I won the last hand and I eagerly waited to see her body when she said something totally unexpected that STILL echos in my ears.
"If you're going to see me naked, you're going to have to give me one of your massages."

Now, I was well known in my circle of friends for massages and I have no qualms about massaging girls or guys. Obviously, the girls were more fun.

So she dropped her towel and laid, face down, on my bed.
I shifted modes and got the oil out and massaged her from head to toe of which she made the comment that I was lingering a bit too long on her ass and apologized and continued.
The next bomb was that she flipped over and wanted me to massage her front.
I NEVER massaged a torso before, especially a female one with HUGE breasts; so I winged it.
Once again, looking back, I heard (and felt) her breathing heavily whenever I reached her pussy or breasts.
Then I told her I finished.

Her eyes snapped open and said, "HUH?"
"I'm done."
She looked at me like I was a snake or something, gathered her clothes and left.

She didn't call me for weeks.

It was only after a couple of years later, while we were about to actually have sex is when she told me how much of a dumbass I was.
I was ahead of her, I realized it six months after the fact.

Yeah, I was a REAL stud in High school.

There are times when I can't take hints like that to this day.
Go fig.

*Usually 20-25, but I get the occasional 17yr old and older than 25. I tell the 17 yr old to come back in a year.
**Yes. a nerd. Shut up and stop laughing. I was also a virgin at the time...not surpringly.

Katygirl...

2009-02-09T23:04:00.003-06:00

Just as I was finishing my last post, I get a Text from Katy.

"Wanna fuck?" That's direct enough.
"Sure. When?"
"Cool, how about now? Tequila is making my clothes come off..so hurry."

needless to say, I'm finishing this post later.

Edit:

After a quick shower, I fly out the door in 30 minutes.
Fortunately, I had a load just coming out of the drier, another load I'll leave in the washer. Right now, there is another load I'm more interested in.

45 minutes later, I'm pulling into her driveway and enter the door.
Heading towards the bedroom she described, I see a larger woman with ginormous breasts playing with herself.

"I want your tongue on my clit."
"No problem."
That's our introduction.

Lowering myself to her, I decide a direct attack is needed and start fingering her as I put my lips and start sucking her clit.
Just as she is on the verge of an orgasm, does something unexpected; she stops and requests (more of a demand,) to suck my cock and does so for several minutes. Her technique is pretty damned good and had to stop her several times to keep myself from coming.
Once again, I'm surprised by her pushing a finger just below my scrotum and explains that is best way to keep from having an orgasm.
She emphasizes she LOVES sucking cock.

OK.
That's a new one on me, but I can't really argue with the result.

Moving to the doggie position, she was extremely wet and very tight and she's talking VERY dirty and I'm loving it.
Throwing all I have into it for several minutes, I can feel her tighten up and her breathing starts to quicken.
She stops in, what I can tell is the middle of an orgasm and says, "Eat me again, that felt great! I want to come in your mouth."

Ok.

So we reposition ourselves and within a minute, she came hard.
Really hard, she almost started pulling out my hair.
"Oh GOD! That was good! I needed that. Okay, your turn." and with that, got back on her hands and knees.
Entering from behind, we got a good pace going and my thumb made its way into her ass. She REALLY started talking dirty.
"Oh god! Yes! Push it in deeper, I SO want to be your whore!"
That did it for me and it was a hard orgasm, and we both collapse onto the bed.
We chit chat for a bit.
"Oh GOD I needed that" she breathed.
"Happy to oblige. Glad we were able to get in contact again," I said as I snuggled against her neck.

After some additional fooling around, I sucked and pinched her nipples for a bit while doing some idle talk.
She's inquiring about the parties and was wondering if I will be hosting another party, with an a gang bang or blowjob fest in mind.
I said I'll work on it, but it won't be until Late Feb or march.
On the drive over, I said that I saw what I thought was the CL Ad that she put up. Turns out that as soon as I answered the phone and committed that I was coming over, she deleted it.

Hear that guys?

We do some half hearted spanking and throw a few comments on what she likes:
Being talked dirty to.
Dirty talk in general.
Spankings
Some nipple/breast torture
Blow jobs

She also commented that she hasn't done anal, but didn't realize how much she missed it until I stuck in my thumb during doggie style.

With that she faced away from me and I cuddled behind her, upon which she reached back and started to stroke on my flaccid cock.
"Can we try it?"
"What?" I was enjoying a quiet moment and was taken unawares by her comment.

"Can we try fucking my ass? I'm really turned on thinking about it."
"Sure sweetie."
"I am really comfortable with you and I have a feeling you won't hurt me."
"Nah, only if you asked me too."
That got me a giggle as an erection formed.
I reached down and dip my fingers into her wet pussy and play with her lightly and get her going. Now that they were lubed up with her juices, I carefully insert a finger into her ass. Getting it past my second knuckle, her moans were much louder and she pushed back until my finger was totally inside her.
After another couple of minutes, I slowly took out my finger and tentatively pushed in another finger. She was going wild and immediately pushed against my hand again.
The scream that followed alarmed me. Not daring to move my hand, I asked if she was okay.
"It hurts, but it feels so good! Don't stop!"
So I slowly moved my fingers to a slow rhythm, which she matched.
"Fuck me. Fuck my ass. I want it."
"You sure?"
"Yes." Her voice was husky with lust.
With that, We grabbed some Vaseline and lubed myself up best as I could and encouraged her to tell me to stop at any time. After some assurances, I proceeded.
I made the initial contact and gently pushed in. The gasp that was made wasn't telling me if it was in pain or pleasure, so I continued more slowly.
Slowly wasn't what she was after. Pushing back at a more rapid pace took me by surprise, but within minutes, I was as deep as I could go and I just ground my hips into her. Once again, I had tried to take my time, but she took the initiative and quickened the pace and style.
Within several minutes, we both reached a simultaneous orgasm.

Having laid there together for a bit and chatted a bit more.
"You know, you look better than your picture."
"Thank you, you're sweet and you're quite a woman."

Laying with her, I was savoring a moment of quiet bliss, after a few minutes, the noises outside of her home reminded me that I faced a tough commute for my own home.

With a good deal of will, I forced myself to get up and get dressed, I gave her a nice kiss.

It was 6am when I left, traffic was going to be a bitch and I knew I was going to be in for a long day.
Little did I realize how long of a day it was.

.....and sexual Fun.

2009-02-08T21:47:00.044-06:00

The day after my last meeting with Sharon, I called up stormcloud and see if she was up to have some company.
Translation: "Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, want dinner?"
"Nah, you're on the menu."
"C'Mon over, sweetie."

Within two hours, I was there.

"Glad you called, I was just thinking of you."
"Playing with yourself?"
"No silly! But I was having dirty thoughts."
"Just craving your specialty."
"oh, I see."
She loves anal sex, but she won't admit it to anyone and she won't let her newest boyfriend do it.
"Shall we?"
"Let me feed you first."
With that, she lead me to her bedroom, dropped her sweats, hopped on the bed and raised her legs.
She was rarely this forward, but who am I to say no?
With that, I slowly kissed her mound and gently licked and teased her lips and clit for some time.
How long, I don't know.
When we're together, time is meaningless and are never in a rush.
She came a few times as I tickled her G spot with one finger, and inserted two in her ass as I sucked on her clit. Her orgasms were rarely huge, but she told me they come in waves, one after another.
From the muscle contractions, her waves were coming in every few minutes and would occasionally gush.
YUMMY!

After some time, she laid on her side. Her favorite anal position, I followed her movements and fucked her ass with my tongue for a few more minutes before I went up to spoon her and continued my kissing.
As my erection poked at her rear end, she adjusted her position to allow me to enter her.
With only a slight push, I entered her ass all the way in as I continued to nibble her neck and squeeze her nipples.
She rocked her hips back and forth and we got into a nice steady motion.
"Fill me baby. Fill me up with your cum" she whispered.
The orgasm that almost immediately followed was awesome.
It rarely is less than that with her.

We fell asleep together entwined.

Such a nice contrast.

Sexual Hate....

2009-02-08T19:31:00.264-06:00

On a whim, I drove past her home late one night this past week, I saw the signal.
She was ready.
I wasn't.
Yet.
A couple of days had past when I parked a discrete distance in this sketchy neighborhood and walked a couple of blocks with my bag of toys.*
After a few minutes, I reached her gate and casually walked through up to her door. Having decided that using the usual garage door entrance wasn't wise since we decided it would be more fun if it came as a complete surprise.
Kicking off my shoes before I put the key in, I feel the adrenaline start to kick in.
I've done this before and it was a blast, but the difference, I sincerely was smitten with my "victim" last time.
This time, there is barely a "like."
Walking through the quiet and dark home, I carefully laid my bag down to check my victim for any surprises.
She was in bed, sleeping heavily under a light sheet and nude. Having a check around the house, I confirmed that she was alone.
I wasn't sure how light or heavy of a sleeper she was, I figured now would be a good test to see for future reference as I noiselessly get out a set of leather cuffs to be fit behind her and took out the rope and placed them at close to the bed.
Carefully pulling back her cover, there was only a slight change in her breathing and she was laying face down.
My goodness, it was incredibly considerate of her to lay in such a convenient position.
I gently grab one wrist and place it behind her. The other arm was a challenge since it was under her pillow, but I go for it anyway and she barely stirred as I quickly cuff her in a matter of seconds.
She is starting to stir so I quickly grab her hair and quickly put the velcro blindfold on her.**

I drop the window blinds and turn on the lights as she starts to be awaken, but her world is still mostly dark and I intend to keep it that way.

"Who? Wha-?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" I yelled with a voice I picked at random.***
"WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" she cried while trying to sit up.
"you", I said said with a menacing tone.
She actually starts to shake.
Panic sets in.
With that, I throw her back.
"Be a nice little girl, just give me what I want and no one gets hurt."****
"okay." She was still in a state of panic, but seemed to be calming down.
I need to work on that.
"Good. Because it's going to be more fun for me, than you."
Her mouth dropped open at that.
"You seem to have a fine looking body. I have seen your ass walking jogging around 'hood and I always wanted a piece of you, lady and I look forward to tapping that."
Hopefully any suspicion about it being a play was thrown out the window with that statement and my voice.
I go through the motions of it burglary by moving things around, opening drawers, and tossing my bag around.
"What are you doing!?!?"
"Might see if there might be something in this house I might sell, you have some nice shit, but I got time for that later." and dropped my clothes.
The look once again turned to panic.
With that I rushed her and threw her face down the bed and roughly fingered her.*****
She was only a little wet, so far that convinces me that she thinks this is a real thing.
"You're not turned on by this? Then this is really going to hurt."
With that I brutally entered her after I spit on my cock and rubbed it on her.
She screamed.
She begged.
She cried.
After about 30 minutes she was starting to enjoy it and obviously getting wet by it, another 10 minutes, she seemed to fight off the fact she was having an orgasm.
"You like that, don't you bitch?"
"No!"
"Don't lie to me. You're acting like a whore."
"Maybe I should fuck your ass too. Ever been fucked in the ass before, bitch?"
"NO!" she screamed
Interesting response.
"Too fuckin' bad!"
With that I shoved it in roughly, because she was fighting me every inch.
I came within a few seconds.
"That was pretty nice ass, bitch."
She lay there crying as I went "through the house looting" when in fact I was just running around moving items and dropping unbreakables on the floor and casually putting my things away in the bag.
Grabbing her by the hair, I lead her to the shower and sat her on the floor.
"STAY!"
"What are you doing?"
"Gathering sheets. You think I'm stupid?"
She continued to whimper while I take the sheets off and throw them on the floor.
"Your turn" I said.
"What?" obviously confused.
"Keep your eyes closed. You open them and you'll never blink again." with the meanest growl I could muster.
I turn her away from me as I take off her cuffs and readjust her mask, feeling her shaking throughout the entire ordeal.
"Shower" and I started opening the faucets on cold.
She jumped as the jets hit her full force and handed her soap and shampoo.
I was really loving this part.
"Okay. I'm finished."
"You're not done yet. Reach in."
"What?"
"Scoop out my cum."
She hesitated.
"Do it or I will and you don't want ME to do it."
I do NOT want to get wet.
She did a halfhearted attempt of digging in her ass and pussy. I let her get away with it, thinking I overlooked it.

Pushing her towards the bed I, duct tape her.
"You should be able to get loose in a couple of hours. I'll be gone. Thanks for the ass and all your shit."
I walk out of the house, go to my car and sit in front of her place for a minute.
Fuck it.
I go upstairs to untie her after a few more minutes.
Obviously she was relieved it was me.
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Well, yes now that I know it was you, but you scared the shit out of me!"

But now she was pissed that I made a mess of the place and starts screaming in rage.
"Tough Shit." and walked out the door and ignored her calls.

* A couple of days had past when I parked a discrete distance in this sketchy neighborhood and walked a couple of blocks with my bag of toys:
Rope, Tape, two paddles, a plug, a Tens Unit, and two dildos, leather cuffs, and two blindfolds.
Like a boy scout, always be prepared.
** Remember kids: Two sets of blindfolds, your normal one and one with velcro for those times when speed is more important than fashion.

*** Did I mention I can do different voices?No? She doesn't know it either. Well, there is quite a bit you don't know. Ask me nicely and I'll do a kick ass Sean Connery for you.
**** Yeah, I'm quoting U2. Sue me. I'm not that creative.
***** One thing I took into consideration about this is that I had to alter my "routine" or else the whole game was blown. As much as I would have loved to mouth fuck her, as soon as she would have had my cock in her mouth, she would have known it was me.

Sharon's Probation

2009-01-29T15:24:00.080-06:00

Ever since our last encounter, Sharon has been steadily texting me every few hours, mostly because I've kept sending her call straight to Voicemail.
*bzz*
"Please? Can we talk?"
As usual, I ignore her. Just not interested in what she has to say, I'm still pretty pissed about our last encounter.
The question is, WHY am I pissed? It's not like I haven't done something like this before since a previous girlfriend got me into it, but those are totally different circumstances. Mostly after much discussion, trust, and rules.
Since my date with KM, I've been on the edge, re-evaluating whether I want to keep this life and how high up being kinky should be in ones sex life.

To make things more complicated, I'm itching to have a party.

*bzz*
"Can I explain?"

Fuck it.
I hit the button.
"Hey!", she tried to sound cheerful as if nothing happened.
"What do you have to say?"
She had a proposal.
A rather fascinating one and wind up talking for a good two hours.
Turns out she REALLY loves rough sex and didn't think I would be the guy to do it right for her until the first time it happened and has been craving it ever since.
Not that I'm totally against it, but I've been burned out on the S&M,B/D scene for quite some time.
Granted, there are SOME aspects I REALLY enjoy, but the whole Domination thing is all fine and dandy until your sub turns a bit crazy.
With all due respect to the S&M Community, it seems like a number of the people within it are a bit TOO into it and have other issues that prevent other people from having fun, either that or I just wasn't as into it as other people were.

So we worked it out:
1: HAS to be done within 5 days of her husband leaving. Hubby might come back anytime after that and I don't do well with gunshot wounds. This IS Texas.
2: Set a clear signal at her home. In case her neighbors are reading, I won't mention what it is.
3: A safeword for both sides, just in case something comes up.
4: A list of what she likes or like to do to what is perfectly acceptable to her.

There are couple of different things that I might reveal later, additionally, if she does what she did last time. I'm walking away. She understood that and promised to behave herself. She doesn't want to lose a play partner that she likes.
While I was thinking about it, I decided to edit our first meeting to omit some details that would reveal who she is if her neighbors might come across the blog.

This is a test....

2009-01-29T04:48:00.067-06:00

The night after, KM and I had a late night lunch/dinner at our usual spot and things seemed quite normal. But there was this specter of doubt that kept raising it's ugly head as to whether or not we're "Compatible." We went our separate ways. She went off to bed, I went to continue to work...

Normally, I don't let these things bother me, but considering how much I like her, it starts to nag me.

I pick up the CL Phone;
"Hey, how're you doing?" I ask.
"Not bad. Was hoping you'd call for a little fun tonight."
"Can I come over?"
"Come over and in. Yes. The door will be open."
Lumens. I wonder if its a good idea to be with her tonight. It's just a nagging feeling that it just isn't right.

Walking into her modest home, I casually start taking off my clothes when I spot her coming out of the bathroom and looking at me critically.
"You're not wasting time, are you?" she asks with a bit of an accusation in her voice.
"Umm....was just wondering if you want a quickie." I'm starting to regret coming here.
"Don't mind it at all, I enjoy your company. How's KM?"
The comment seemed genuine, but maybe I'm just hyper sensitive, either way, it stopped me cold for a minute.
I walk over and start nibbling her neck and slide off her robe to reveal her body.
Considering we've covered this ground before, we've already gotten rather comfortable with each other and knew how to touch each other.
We went through what we knew the other liked and she quickly reached her first orgasm.
After her third orgasm she got on all fours.
"Want to fuck my ass now Baby?"
She knew I loved it, and so did she.
Getting behind her, she backed into me and steadily shoved herself onto me.
"You like fucking my ass don't you?"
"Oh yeah, baby, you know I love it."
"C'mon, fuck me hard!"
After only a few minutes, I reached orgasm about the same time she did.
We laid down and cuddled while I nibbled her back.

KM immediately came to mind.
Is it the anal sex or the dirty talking?
She doesn't do either, she says she just can't vocalize doing sex.
I stay for an hour and we BS until I had to return to work.

A couple of hours later, KM is on my mind and I kinda' wondered if some bad karma was coming this way because of the last 24hrs.

No sooner had the thought formulated in my head then I heard an audible POP from the back of my car and briefly lost control.

Fuck. A flat, on a cold wet night.
Yay.

Psycho? you decide.

2009-01-20T03:36:00.000-06:00

Early on Wednesday, the CLphone rang.
Well, it didn't exactly ring, it more like shrieked.
Oh shit, it was Sharon.
Fuck.
I downloaded a special ringtone for her, the Psycho ringtone. It's very appropriate, I thought.
"Hey Sharon."
"Hey! Hubby left yesterday. Wanna play this week? Last time was HOT!"
Yeah, it was hot, but I was PISSED, she seemed quite appropriate to take out my frustrations at the time.
I went on about how hot it was too and told her I was just super horny but just had a few short time to play with and she seemed to buy it.
We chit chatted a few, tried to see if I can get someone together for a threesome. My friend just flew out of town so that would have be delayed a week or so.
I made some excuse to get off the phone and forgot all about it.

Then it was the dealing with frustrating emails from an ad I put up recently, as well as dealing with the drama with KM and just a shitty day overall.

The timing of her call was impeccable, she asked me to come over after I had told her I was done for the day.
When I arrived a short time later, playing it cool and not repeat what I did last time was my objective.

After getting upstairs, she approached me wearing her familiar white robe and calmly sat and talked.
Her tone changed a bit when we started to go to the bedroom, I didn't notice at at first. It was only after I left when it became a obvious.
You gotta love that hindsight thing.
She dropped her robe, turned around,pulled down my shorts, and proceeded to suck me off.
It was good, but I've had better.
She let go and said, "Wanna' fuck me hard?"
"Oh yes!"
I approached her and she promptly pushed me back.
What the fuck?
"You want it, sweetie?"
A little confused, I acknowledged it and approached her again.
She pushed me back with a solid blow to my chest.
What IS her problem?
"Look, if you don't want to, then I'm going to leave."
"What's wrong? Not man enough to take me?"
With that she shoved me again and added a few choice insults.
"What is your problem?", I finally asked.
"You think you can take it from me as easily as last time?"
The confusion on my face was apparently quite obvious.
I practice that look alot.
"Come here. You want it? You're going to have to work at it."
Almost every sentence was punctuated with slaps to the face, most of which I managed to block and only received glancing blows.
I didn't want any of this. This chick WAS Psycho.
She said a few choice words and proceeded to grab my manhood with a not very gentle touch in one hand, and clocked me in the face with another.
That's it. I'm leaving.
There was a flurry of fists and arms heading my way and at first all I could do is block most of her attempts to slap me. She changed tactics and started to claw and kick at whatever target that was presented at her.
From another perspective, it might have either been comical or out of some weird movie.
She was nude and fighting a man almost a full foot over her, who happened to have his shorts down around his ankles with an erection flopping around. The absurdity of it all reminded me briefly of a scene from skin deep.
Suddenly, the frustration of her not being land more solid blows finally got to her and her face changed.
Oh shit!
She launched herself at a full fury while I tried to keep myself and her from being hurt. From the various nicks and scratches, I was slowly losing that battle and the adrenalin kicked in as I felt I was now fighting for my life to avoid being put in a plastic bag or something.
Heedless of the claws I charged her and, in my mind, I figure once I get her under control, I can tire her out and leave without the fear of being shot (this IS Texas, afterall) or something while waiting for the garage door to open for my escape.

As she is trying to squirm out of my grip, I am struggling to talk to her.
Don't ask me what I said, it's all a blur.
I also found myself incredibly aroused, but insanely pissed.
She stopped struggling and was breathing heavily, and her body was glistening with sweat.
I was bleeding from several scratches, panting like a dog, and sweating like several pigs after a marathon....if pigs could sweat.
But I was still pissed.
She spat out a few choice words and gave me a none to gentle slap across the face.
I took her challenge and ravaged her.
Having entered her, I discovered she was incredibly wet and had an orgasm upon entry.
No. She doesn't deserve to have pleasure at my expense.
Without any preamble or warning, or lube, I put the head of my cock at her ass and slowly shoved it in one steady shove.
The sound of her gasping from the pain filled the room.
she bucked to get away, but all that did was make it go in faster, she screamed once until I was all the way in.
I pumped several times and we both reached orgasm at the same time with her ass squeezing every drop out of me.
The anger seemed to have shot out of me with my orgasm as I laid down next to her and we both fell asleep for a brief time.
Groggily, I go to the bathroom, pour a whole bottle of hydrogen peroxide over my cuts, and took a long shower. I sit on the vanity to compose myself when I got an idea.
I rumaged through her purse, found my number and deleted it.
"That was yummy....stay a bit longer?" she dreamily said.
"No. I have to go."
"Hmm...okay." and she laid back down closing her eyes.
Reaching the garage, I hit the garage door and grabbed the spare remote. After I backed my car out, I hit the remote and tossed it in the garage before it closed.
I'm sure she would look in the mirror to the bathroom shortly.
"We're Done, I erased my number." was written in lipstick.
She was toxic. I knew it. I had to cut it off or else I might find a boiled rabbit or something
Receiving a text an hour or so later, I got the unexpected reply.
"No, we're not, you enjoyed it too much, don't make me work so hard next time."

Fuck!

Craigslist Survey of women...Men are dumbshits!

2009-01-08T13:58:00.000-06:00

I read a survey that was totally bogus with no thought behind it.
Being the anal guy that I am, I had emailed the poster and sought to prove to him that his survey was flawed and proceeded to post several times for women to give me their results of a variety of questions that I had asked. I already posted this on my local Craigslist, so I would figure I'd put it on here:

Out of the 34 women I have talked to, this is the basic breakdown: I want to thank all the ladies that wrote, called, and several that I had met for a very enlightening drink.

Here are the overall results.

Were you able to continue the relationship until meeting? and did it continue from the initial meeting?

100% said they have met/dated.
Did you stop responding to the person you answered the ad for?

And why and after how many emails?

100% said they have deleted emails of men, only after they said something inappropriate, rude, or only send pictures of their cocks.

Stated that about 80-90% of men have done or said something inappropriate.

Did he stop responding to emails?

They said about 50% of men stopped emailing them at one time or another without a reason, even with a “good” photo.

Was a photo sent initially?

5 sent the photo when responding to an ad,. but most will eventually send one if one is sent.

What kind of photo was sent, (Portrait, crop from family, self portrait, etc) and was it a torso, facial, bikini, etc?

Usually a “Mirror” shot, body and separate facial shot, but rarely nude.(3)

What was the initial form of contact? Phone call? Meet at Starbucks? Restaurant?

29 have met at a bar near the home or a star bucks. 2 was a combination of “work”, “Park” or other location. 3 will host or go to their dates home or hotel room.

After the initial meeting, what was the conclusion of the meeting?
Varies: 70% said it was simply a meet and greet and 40% of those would continue a further relationship.30% would would go straight to a discrete (or not) place for an encounter.

Relationship, open relationship, dating, sexual only? 30 said they were either answering ads for sexual or open relationships only.

10 have said that they put up ads, with 8 saying that they have not received ANY responses to their ads.

The kinds of ads that they put up were, including, but not limited to; Spanking, threesomes, gangbangs, phone sex, or simply an anonymous encounters.

Most say they don't put up ads because there are enough ads from men that there isn't a need to unless there is something specific they want.

The few that do put up ads find it that they have all the responses they can handle within 2 hours and will generally delete their own post.

Conclusion:

Seems that the initial email is a make it or break it. All but one of the ladies stated that if you only write one or two lines and/or send a cock picture, you're not even considered.

The ones that send a proper reply have a higher rate of success.

Accuracy of pictures vs. personality:

a PROPER picture that closely resembles you will buy you points if you meet. If the photo is WAY off without explanation (I.e. Shotgun blast to the face or substantial lost weight), is a deal breaker. If the photo is close and relatively recent, they will cut you a little slack. There have been instances where the photo and the person in from of them were not one in the same.

When the emails continued, usually something inappropriate was said along the lines of:

“So, when do you want to fuck?”

“Have you lost weight since that photo was taken?”

“Is that a GOOD picture of you?”

And my personal favorite:

“You don't mind if I bring my kids with me? They can sit in the next room.”

100% of women said they cut off further contact due to the reasons posted above.

100% women said that, at some point men stopped contacted them for unknown reasons.

Out of the anecdotal information I took from the ladies, statistically out of 100 men, only 8 make it past this point.

Phone calls:

Conversational skills are high up in the determination of whether a woman will meet with a gentlemen. While accents aren't generally an issue (but generally well received!), any casual mention of racism, harsh political views (regardless of her politics), crude language, off color humor, unwelcome sexual remarks, and anything that may mean a lack of intelligence and manners is generally a frowned upon.

90% of men make this mistake.

At the initial meeting, the determining factor would be how close the picture resembles the man she is meeting. In a few instances the picture was taken 10 years ago, and some it wasn't them at all!

Needless to say, honesty and taking a good recent picture is important.

Conversational and social skills are generally judged on this as well, but the breakdown is more interesting at this point:

28 of the women said they pretty much either ran after the initial meeting with no further contact.

All of women said that THEY were left at the meeting and were not contacted again.

Considering that I met a few of the women who say they got LEFT, I should go out and slap some men.

One of my favorites is when one said that all one of the men could do is sit there and look at her with “uh-huh”

Way to represent the male species, Cletus.

At this point , its only one in 125 men (approximately) are able to make it to the bedroom.

Out of these, it's mostly acknowledged it's of a sexual nature.

Which kinds you ask?

Well, they told me:

They range from just simple sex, to MFM, Spankings, bondage, group, foursomes, and plain anonymous sex.

Yes, men. They are out there.

The success rate is a bit higher if they are good in bed, practice safe sex, and are courteous lovers.

That means the ladies have an orgasms too, you geniuses.

While the previous “survey” said only 2 men out of 52 have gotten “lucky”, the entire story is that the men are generally their own worst enemies when it gets to such a low percentage of success.

Now, this isn't a very precise survey, but I'm not a professional, but the conclusions are quite clear.
Men are idiots.

Shygirl, Katy, and Lumens

2009-01-04T02:12:00.001-06:00

Well, Shygirl lived up to her name.   I had recieved a text from her 3 hours before meeting and cancelled.
"I don't know if I'm ready for that."
I sent her an email saying that I understand and to keep me in mind for the future.

While typing up this letter, another came in.
She was inquiring about the Bi-Party and was wondering if she could be included in the next one.
OF COURSE she can! "Katy" described herself as a BBW (ARGH!), and sent pictures.
HEY! I remember her, she took part in my survey! She was a bit skeptical until I forwarded her email to me. After that, we seemed to get along fine.   She seemed quite interested in the other parties and was particularly proud of her oral skills and being a bit of a submissive.
Bring it!
Our schedules are a bit off kilter of each other, but we figure we can try for a late night Sunday meeting or sometime this week.
I give her a bit more credibility as she seems to be the geniune article, but again, we'll see.

Previously, I had mentioned Lumens only briefly.
Well, we've been emailing frantically with eachother. Later that night, we sent pictures and some slight flirting.
She had lived out on the West side of town and I was (at the time) Located in the far east when she said she wanted to meet.
We met at a moderately priced hotel that was a relatively in the middle of the both of us. I got off the phone and walked inside and waited until she drove up a couple of minutes later.
Was greeted by a Thin woman with black hair, glasses, and appeared plain looking.
NEVER trust first appearances.
We shook hands and talked for a few minutes and waited for a signal.
"Did you get your room yet?"
I guess that's the signal.
Having corrected that situation, we went to one of the higher floors, dropped our clothing, opened the drapes, turned on the lights, and proceeded some of the most hurried sex I've had in awhile.
There is something to be said about female orgasms; it's not fair.
Now, its not to say that it was BAD sex, it just wasn't really worth noting. At least, not round one.
Laying on the bed, we casually looked out the window to the freeway below.
Turns out she's my age, single, has a modest job in the area, and hasn't had a date in a year. She explained to me how tough it was to meet men that just didn't seem to flake out or simply gave her the impression she was nothing but a slab of meat.
She found my reassuring voice, humor, and talkative style reassuring enough that she didn't want to blow her chance on getting laid.
After a few minutes, she got up from the bed and went to the window.
"Can they see in?", She asked.
"No doubt." The sun has long since set, and the lights inside the room illuminated her from behind giving me a view of her slim figure.
She extended her arms and legs as if for a long overdue stretch, when I realized she was now leaning against the window and looked back.
"Want to give them a show?"
Without a word, I went up behind her, dropped to my knees and proceeded to eat her pussy for several minutes. She was enjoying this bit of exhibitionism quite a bit, judging by how wet she was.
Slowly, I raised kissing up her back to her neck and she sensed my cock was at the right angle, simply ground into me until I entered her. I pushed her more and more into the glass, to the point that breaking through became a real possibility with me (I have a slight fear of heights). Fortunately for me, her orgasm picked that precise moment to make its appearance and collapses in my arms.
Being thankful for her slight build, I carry her to bed and cover her with kisses, which is rewarded by a hail of giggles from her.
I love women when they giggle. It's a weakness.
We stay in bed for another couple of hours, chatting away about things she always wanted to do and some of fantasies she's open to until I realize I need to go to an appointment and she has to get ready for work in the morning. She makes the comment that we need to do this again sometime and I heartily agree.
Walking arm in arm out of the lobby, I walk her to her car and give her a hug and watch her leave.
Heading towards my car, I realize she is going to be fun.   While she isn't looking for a relationship, she can definitely be a party girl.

One, Two, Threesome!

2009-01-02T03:27:00.002-06:00

Well, over the past couple of weeks, I had put up a couple of ads on CraigsList looking for someone interested in a Threesome.
What? Another threesome?
Yeah, I'm weird that way. Sorry.
After sorting through the spam and flakes, I got two responses that seemed Genuine: Lumens and Shygirl.
Lumens hasn't gotten further than the email stage but seems anxious Whatever.
Shygirl sent some photos and, once again, she used BBW to describe herself, when in reality, she just had a little extra weight. I REALLY hate that description., but I'll leave it be.
She started calling my CL phone after only a few emails. She was a bit quiet and can almost hear the phone shaking.
I start off with some light banter, make a snotty remark about New Year's Eve, and such.
Eventually she started opening up a bit and started asking me questions that everyone seems to ask.
"Why are you doing this?" She finally found her voice.
"Because it's fun!" It's true, why lie?
"Well, I kinda' figured that, I don't know why I asked."
"Maybe you wanted to see how unoriginal I can be. Did I live down to it?"
"Yes you did."
"Case settled."
She was curious on when it can be done and I said let's do a meet and greet to put her at ease and show that I'm not a psycho, and that way she can walk away while she still has her clothes on.
Don't ask. Old story.
We set a meeting on Friday (Later today) at 4pm. Since it's close to where "Pat" lives, If things work out, we can have a threesome by the end of next week!
Of course, it'll depend on how things work out tomorrow.

The Bitch returns

2008-12-25T01:36:00.002-06:00

*bzzz*
My brain struggled to register what the sound means.
*bzzz*
Oh. Txt Msg. No biggie.
*bzzz-DING!*
Yeah. Fuck you too. I then realize it's the CL Phone.
I open an eye at the offending object making the noise.
Closing my eye again I try to get back to whatever dream I was having.
Feeling the bed move, I suddenly want death to claim me as I open one eye.
I'm greeted with an emerald eye starting back at me.
*Meow!*
Fuck.
Fine. I'm up.
Looking at the phone which not only disturbed my slumber, but awakened my bitch-cat, I noticed it was a strange number. Then again, they're all strange numbers.
"Hi. Husband flew out of town last night. Want to play again?"
I struggle to remember who it is.
"When? I might have plans." It's a lie. I just want to leave an out in case its a psycho.
"Anytime. Remember how to get here?"
"Sure! But give me the address again. The homes look alike." Not a lie. In some areas, I could easily walk into a strange house.
"##### Street"
AW SHIT! It's HER!
"Cool. I'll let you know. Ciao!" Whatever. Christmas eve and I'm going to spend it with a psycho? Nah. Fat Chance. NOOOOOO....
After getting some other stuff done, I power up the laptop and login to all my IM's.
My mystery member popped on.
Okay. Time to resolve it.
"Who ARE you?"
"It's me, 'Andi'"
"Oh. Hi." Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Why did I do that? Why didn't I just delete contact and let it fade away?
STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID!
"I gotta go, call me!" With that, she disconnected.
ARGH!
Fast forward a few hours and a friend of mine sends me the text to some erotica he found.
Oh yeah. It's good stuff.
I had just finished reading the last section and realized how incredibly aroused I am.
*bzzz*
I reach for the CL phone (clit phone?).
"Hi. You coming over?"
Oh fuck! I forgot!
"Oh yeah, get undressed and leave the garage door open."
The drive across town went like a blur and before I realized I was in the garage with the door barely closed before I bolted into the door to see her in a simple robe.
I walked right up to her and kissed her. She tried to pull me off. But I kissed her anyway.
Remembering the last meeting, I was taking full control.
Turning her around, I snatched the robe off her and bent her over.
This wasn't love.
"Want to be a bad girl now?"
She turned around in surprise.
"YES!"
I hit slapped her bottom with as much force as I could muster.
This wasn't even lust.
I drop my pants while I hold her down with one hand.
"Do you want it hard, baby?"
"YES!"
This was pent up animalistic frustration!
I force myself into her pussy in a single thrust.
"YES!",The voice was a combination of pleasure and pain.
I thrust again, deeper and harder.
"YES! AGAIN!"
Days of frustration and anger, are focused on the person in front of me.
I feel her on the edge of orgasm and I yank it away.
Pulling out of her pussy, I savagely push into her ass.
She came instantly, her breathing labored, sweat was literally dripping from her forehead.
I wasn't done.
Pure mechanics.
This person wants to be used. she got it.
My memory tells me of the conversation we had recently.
She gets up with a smile on her face, but I just throw her down on the bed and head towards the box she had mentioned that was hidden away.
With confident strides, I head towards her shoe closet. After a few moments, I push the boxes to the side and find it.
Just where she mentioned.
I open the box.
Yes!
I head towards her with a purpose and she spots the look in my eye and spots whats in my hand.
There was no smile on my face.
But one crept on hers.
"GET BACK ON THE BED AND BEND OVER!" I growled.
That got her attention and threw herself back on the bed.
Her ass already had red marks where I spanked her briefly.
"Briefly" was not a word that was going to happen.
*WHACK!*
It's been years since I held a paddle, but this is one bike I never thought I'd ride again.
*WHACK!*
She lets out a yelp. Her pussy betrays how turned on she is.
*WHACK!*
She's moaning now.
*WHACK!*
"OH GOD!"
*WHACK!*
It continued for several minutes.
She had one long orgasm after the 10th hit.
My arm was getting tired so I stopped.
Yes, Adrenalin and anger can only do so much.
I grabbed her by her hair and pulled her towards my cock.
"You need to-" She never
She never finished the sentence.
I MADE her suck my cock.
After I had my orgasm, I threw her back on the bed.
Without another word, I put on my pants and sneakers without my socks.
"You're leaving?"
"Yes."
No emotion.
I walked out to my car and hit the garage button, opened the car door and threw in the remainder of my clothes.
"HEY! Be sure to call-!"was all I heard when the door slammed.
Starting my car, I look out into the cloudy night.
Once again, matching my mood.
I drive off onto the slick streets with my blood still boiling.
*bzzz*
"That was fun! You were much better this time! Sharon." is what I read on the phone.
Well, at least I have a name now.
At the next light, I noticed the time on the dash:
12:30am December 25th.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

The Heights was the tops that night!

2008-12-22T15:20:00.005-06:00

I was driving towards the address she gave me and was there 20 minutes later, she called when I got close and told me to wait in the car. (???)
When I arrived, KM was casually walking out with a glass of wine in her hand. I walked over to join her and kissed her. I haven't seen her since our first date and she was still as beautiful as I remembered.
"Umm...you can't come in yet. The party is still going."
"Oh?"
"I wouldn't want my friends to see you and think I was some sort of Ho'!" She has roommates.
I couldn't help but laugh, so we retreated to my car and made out.
"The party is breaking up and they're going to sleep in a bit."
"Awesome, let's keep warm."
Of course, with that, her clothes slid right off her as I proceeded to kiss those lips, pinch her nipples, and played with her breasts, and of course, lick her delicious pussy.   She was blissfully lost in the pleasures when she said, "I want to see your cock. I want to suck it! I want it NOW!"
Goodness! Did I mention she seemed quite shy in our phone conversations? What happened?
After my cock was exposed, she proceeded to suck it like a woman possessed!   I had to back her off several times or else I was going to cum and I was amazed she was fighting me to keep sucking. After I managed to get her to stop sucking, we continued to just kiss me. about 20 minutes later, I looked over at the home which was now dark.
"Looks like they they went to bed." I managed to say.
"Great! I'll check. Let me get dressed."
"Why?"
"You want me to go out there nude and freeze? I thought you wanted to get laid!"
"Just wear my trench coat."
The twinkle in her eyes spoke volumes! After a couple of minutes, she was back outside.
"We have to be quiet, C'mon!"
After sneaking into the home, going up some VERY squeaky steps (so much for quiet), we were in her room, dropped our clothing and jumped into bed.
We simply laid down and kiss for a good long time enjoying our company.
"That's enough, I want you." she demanded.
Who am I to deny?
Climbing on top, I slowly entered her as she proceeded to raise her legs even further and alternated with several strokes before going down and licking her, before pumping her several times again.
She had to scream into her pillow to be quiet.
Frankly, with the floors of these older homes, I might as well had a band playing full blast. Surely her roomie knew already.
She then jumped up and started sucking my cock. Oh god! She sucks like a champ! She liked the taste of her own juices.
"I want you to cum on my tits."
"I'm sorry. what?"
"Cum on my tits. I want you to cum all over my tits."
Talk about pressure!
"It's going to be awhile."
"Then get to it!"
I DID mention she WAS shy during our texts and phone calls, right?
Perhaps I didn't. Well, she was.
She went on all fours and basically told me to get at it.
I did. I continued my alternating Fucking/sucking technique when I decided to give her a casual rimjob.
She said that she's never had it done and didn't like anal sex. Well, there is always a first.
I Slowly started licking her asshole and I felt her gasp. After I was reassured that she liked it, I proceeded to get at it with more gusto to the point I started to tongue fuck her ass for several minutes.
I laid down next to her and started pinching her nipples and asked if she enjoyed it.
"Yes! Didn't think I would...but wow! But I want you to cum!"
With that she went down and sucked my cock, GOD! She was good! After several minutes, I was warning her I was getting close and to move away....but she wouldn't and I came into mouth. Oh, it was sheer bliss!
"Why didn't you move away to come on her tits?"
"Because it was too late, and I wanted your cum in my mouth."
While we continued talking dirty with each other, I proceeded to rub her clit and finger her, when out of habit, I my a finger started winding its way into her ass.
The intake of breath was substantial.
"Do you like it?"
"Oh god! Yes, continue!"
I slowly licked my finger to lube it up as I went deeper.
"You like this don't you baby?"
"Yes! I love it. It feels to naughty!"
"Just remember, I won't say no to any fantasies you may have."
I went through a number of them as I was fingering her holes and each one was greeted with an increasing desire.
"Fuck my ass."
I blinked.
"What? We don't have any lube."
"I don't care. Fuck it. I want to try it. I want you to cum in my ass, I feel like such a whore, I want it! Never thought I'd say it, but I want you to fuck my ass and fill it with cum!"
Needless to say, I was a bit nervous about this.   An anal virgin with no lube.
"Didn't you want me to cum on your tits?", I said to try to get her to do something I KNOW she likes, until our next visit....with lube.
"No. Do it!"
She went back on all fours as I methodically lubed up my fingers with her pussy juices and tried to be as gently as I could with first one finger.   She pushed back, grunting as she did so, onto my finger, "Ooohing" through the feeling. I could feel her sphincter pulsing against my finger as I withdrew it and pushed back in with an additional finger.    Gently I went in over a period of 5 minutes until my fingers were all the way in and I started to slowly stroke in and out of her ass.
"Put your cock in, damnit!"
"Suit yourself."
Lubing up my cock as well as I could with her juices and spit, with all the tenderness I could, gently pushed in. After 10 minutes of gently going in bit by bit before gently stroking.   When I got all the way in, I stopped to get her used to it, but she started to slowly rock back and fourth and came with just one or two strokes. Her orgasm was epic as her entire body spasmed and rendered her unable to speak. She fell forward and continued to cum for a bit longer as I laid next to her.
"God that was awesome! but you didn't cum!"
"I was too busy trying to keep from hurting you." Which was entirely true. That was quite a bit of pressure!
Not being upset by it, I was totally content to kiss her for the next hour before sleep finally claimed her.

Walking gently out of the back door, mindful of the obstacle of fountains, odd stars on the deck and a gate, I walked off to my car.
I LIKE this girl, this promises to be a good kinky relationship!

Yes, Virgina, there are girls on CL!

2008-12-22T13:16:00.004-06:00

I'm not entirely sure how to write this post, so it may seem less intelligible and more meandering than usual.

A few days ago, A gentlemen made a post surveying several men and their success on CL and what became of it. It seems that the men have been having a horrendous time having any success at meeting women that are desirable.

The Data used was very suspect as it was listed as so:

I received 52 different replies to my original post. Out of the 52, only 5 men reported to have actually met normal/attractive women or had good results from CL.

Here are some of the common comments from the other 47 men who replied and have not had any luck yet:

I emailed the guy and questioned his results and decided to put up similar a similar post that I targeted towards women that went something like this:

Have you responded to an ad?:
Were you able to continue the relationship until meeting? and did it continue from the initial meeting?
Did you stop responding to the person you answered the ad for? And why and after how many emails?
Did he stop responding to emails?
Was a photo sent initially?
What kind of photo was sent, (Portrait, crop from family, self portrait, etc) and was it a torso, facial, bikini, etc?
If you put up an ad, please answer the same questions as above.
What was the initial form of contact? Phone call? Meet at Starbucks? Restaurant?
After the initial meeting, what was the conclusion of the meeting?
Relationship, open relationship, dating, sexual only?

I gotten quite a few responses (of which I'll eventually post), but one of which I got from an intriguing lady who said that has more to discuss than can be covered in a simple letter.

After some initial texts, she finally called and had a most fascinating conversation:
She had been on CL for at least 2 years and answered quite a few ads of a sexual nature, including, threesomes, spankings, and rough sex.

After another date (Eh), I texted her if she was up for that beer.   She sent back that she was more than ready that her date turned out to be a dud and was itching to get away.   I was at a small bar in the heights and she arrived shortly after.   She was a very attractive woman, with long flowing black hair and a sweater that showed quite a bit of cleavage.
I wasn't there to flirt, but simply get info and boy, did she provide it for me!
She spun a tale of a number of men that she met over the past few years, how she vetted the men along several levels from the initial letters, phones calls, meetings, to sex.   VERY fascinating stuff, but it is a pity I can't elaborate more, or else someone might take advantage of the information once they realized she is the same woman. She was even answering ads on her phone while talking to me!

The more she talked, the more I was fascinated by her, but I guess she didn't find me that interesting and proceeded to mingle with the staff, whom she already knew previously.   Looking at my watch, it was about 10:00pm and she was going to take her last drink before calling it an evening. I closed my modest tab, shook her hand, and headed my way home...

As I was opening the door to my apartment, my phone rang and I answered it without looking at it.
"Hi Baby! Wanna come over to play?"
It was KM!
"Sure, text me your address and I'll be right over."
20 minutes later, I was back in the Heights.....but that's for another post.

Blast with someone from my Past

2008-12-16T03:46:00.002-06:00

Picking up my phone, I was greeted with a happy voice:
"Hey!", Oh god. It was HER. What did SHE want?
"Hi!, how're you doing?" I was waiting for her to ask me for some money again.
"Fine, how about yourself? I was wondering since its cold outside, you might be inclined to visit me.
"Oh? What do you have to offer?"   She made a crazy Spaghetti Dinner that I loved.
Yes, being a bachelor, I can be easily bribed with food.
"Just Me, Myself, and I. Interested?", was her response. Okay. Food OR Sex.
"Be there in about an hour or so." I'm easy. Sorry. Besides, I was in a bit of a funk and figured this would help.

I get there two hours later and I'm greeted at the door.
We chit chat about the new place and look around as I get the tour.
Living room. Cool.
Hall closet. Roomy.
Bathroom. Tidy.
Bedroom.   Look! a bed!

We continued talking about various things as our hands magically started removing each other's clothing. The odd thing is that we didn't even break stride in our talking about day at work as the clothing fell to the floor. We're that comfortable with one another.

We simply moved onto the bed and simply started kissing her lightly while one of my fingers rubbed her clit in slow circles. I moved towards her neck and breasts while my left hand continued its work.
Kissing her was always one of my pleasures with her. Even though she would allow me to do anything with her body, kissing was always one of my favorite things with her.
We continued in this way until I figured she reached her 4th orgasm and she then proceeded to give me one of her absolutely wonderful blowjobs. She reached over for a bottle of something and poured it on my wet cock. I don't know what she used, but it warmed my cock and felt absolutely grand everytime she breathed on it.   It took all I could muster to not cum, for which I'm grateful because she then climbed on top to ride me. As she lowered herself, I saw this look of total rapture on her face as she ground down on my cock and almost immediately had, what I assumed; was a short, but intense orgasm.
The great thing I miss about being in a relationship is that you know all the right buttons to push, so you can extend the fun, or make the most out of a quickie.
She knew how to extend the fun quite a bit and I allowed myself to be led on.
After she collapsed after another 2 orgasms, we spooned and BS'ed for a good while, gently poking her with my erection on her bottom, more to just slightly annoy her than to give her any hints.
After awhile, she snuggled even closer to me and gave me "That" look.
It was on.
She adjusted her position a bit and gently pushed herself to the point where my cock started to enter her ass.
"You like that baby?", she breathed.
"You know I do, Doll.", was my only response.
She knows I love anal, and I was the only man she allowed to do it to her and she loved it.
We continued to grind into each other, a bit until I felt her orgasm start to build. In turn she started to grind even harder into me.
We both came hard at the same time and continued to cuddle for while she dozed.
After a couple of hours, I had to come back home.
She gave me a kiss as, once again, I walked out of her door and into the night.

Sparks fly after the AC/DC concert.....

2008-12-15T05:12:00.005-06:00

I answered an ad that a woman put out a few months ago.
She seemed incredibly shy, but she eventually got her voice in describing what she wanted.

Her thing was to see a man masturbate while she did the same.
We met up initially at a big mall to get to know each other. I wasn't in a hurry since I figured this might fall apart and I didn't know if I would be her "type." But we got along well enough that she wanted to go do something in the mall parking lot!
Not having anticipated this, I had to back out due to another engagement, but I assured her that it was something I was interested in.   To show good faith, I gave her a number to call.

I call that my "Craigslist phone." Every CL cruiser should have one.
Maybe I should market one...hmm...

She called this past weekend to see if I was available since the stars aligned and her kids were away. She was unable to join me at my party on that friday and I was busy on Saturday. I told her I COULD see her on Sunday night, but I had a concert I had already committed to. Since she was taking the next couple of days off, she was okay about waiting up late.

Fast forward to Sunday night. Right when the band stopped singing, "For those about to Rock", I sent a text msg to let her know I was leaving and we'd meet where had discussed earlier.

She parked her car in the strip mall as I was coming out of the store.   She hopped into the back just as I reached the rear passenger door. She was already in the process of unbuttoning the lower half of her dress when I climbed in, and I immediately undid my jeans and brought out my cock.

Now remember, this is in front of an exposed strip shopping center in a busy little neighborhood with no tinted windows, we were totally (and literally) exposed. The size of her car certainly made things rather intimate as we literally. Note the location.

We did little talking as she focused on my increasing erection and I was just looking at her slowly rubbing her clit.
We continued this for a few minutes, then I saw her licking her lips as some of my precum came out, reached out with her free hand and rubbed it on her thumb before placing it on her tongue.
Having slowed down my approaching orgasm was greeted with some disappointment as she was getting closer to hers and asked me to continue my pace as she casually picked up another dab of precum.
After Ten more minutes, she had already climaxed once, resulting to her squirting on her back seat, that had already sent me over the edge and I was starting my own orgasm and was trying to contain it when I saw her hand suddenly close over mine and told me to "let it happen."   My cum didn't shoot very far, due to the grip, but most of it landed on her arm and hands.
Her facial expression was one of one in a complete state of bliss as she raised her hand to her lips and proceeded to lick our combined juices.

"I thought you didn't want physical contact?"
"I didn't, I just couldn't help myself."

I couldn't find a reasonable response to that.
She proceeded to button up her dress and thanked me for a fun evening climbed into the front of the car as I was getting myself composed.

The car door barely slammed closed when she put it in gear and backed out.

Twenty minutes later, I got a txt telling me she was about to go on a masturbation marathon and that we need to do this again.

This has been one of the more interesting CL meetings.

Bi-Party update

2008-12-12T22:47:00.003-06:00

Well, again it was a small crowd, but we made the most of it. Also doing something a little different starting with this blog entry. I am putting down the "general" location of where things are happening.   I might decide to put down the locations of my past blog entries, but I don't know. It's a big enough of a city where I can easily put general locations that it can't be pinned down, but I could also put down block numbers and no one could really put one and one together. If you have an opinion on that, let me know.

The tranny ("Rachel") showed up at about 6pm and my "Date" "KS" arrived about an hour later. TOG came in as a last minute answer to the ad. he was down with it.

Rachel showed up a good hour before the rest did, so we did some talking, as I have not met many, I asked her some very personal questions and I found her to be likable, intelligent, and seems to know what she wants in life. We talked about various topics until KS walked in and the two got along quite well. KS was a bit thrown off as she has never met a tranny before and was very curious about the whole mentallity of it.

The players:
Rachel is a 29 y.o, 6ft tall woman with 30DD implants that work amazingly well with her.   She has gone through quite a few of the changes and I'm very happy for her and wished her best on her personal journey. I'm sure she will make a lovely woman when everything is done.
TOG, is a Married, tall Hispanic guy with a slim build and short jet black hair. I'm envious of his body as there doesn't seem to be any fat on him.
KS, is a slightly larger woman with blonde hair and a very sunny disposition. I get the distinct feeling that she comes from a upper middle class background by the clothes and vintage jewelry she has on.
Then there is me. Hi!

We sat down for a bit and chitchatted and TOG finally had enough and basically took off his pants.
Rachel followed as well as TOG (The Other Guy) with KS choosing to remain clothed.
TOG and Rachel started by her sucking TOG for awhile and looking at KS for a reaction.
I made my way to an ottoman next to where KS was sitting and lean gently on her and rub her leg lightly and make no real aggresive moves.
Her body language suggests she's tense and simply wants to enjoy the show.
KS makes the comment to Rachel that she's impressed with how she is able to deep throat TOG's substantial cock.
As the bodies go shifting from one spot on the bed to another, KS' view of the proceedings were being blocked and suggested that she might get a better view of the bed. In hindsight, I saw the look in her eyes freeze a bit and said that she was just fine sitting in the chair she was at.
I left it alone and proceeded to watch the action still by at her side.
After about 10 minutes, I moved to the other side of the bed to watch the action away from KS (But in truth, my arm was still sore from the previous night/morning).
TOG had did a good technique of slowing down himself to keep from cumming, but wound up going flaccid. Later on he remarked that one of the reasons for this is that he kept getting a funny vibe from KS since she remained not only dressed, but distant.
We shit chatted a bit more while Rachel did her work, and once again suggested that perhaps a better view on the bed would be best.
It was at this point where she stated that there were "too few" people here and that she would have been more comfortable with more people so she could "melt" into the crowd.   There was a certain logic to that, but overall, I wasn't buying it, but I wasn't about to tell her that as I walked back to the bed for a closeup view of the proceedings.
We (TOG, Rachel and I) then had some light banter that perhaps she thought we were "skeezy." To which she commented that Rachel was the least skeezy of us all. We had a good laugh at that and we were more amused then insulted. Particularly in light the athmosphere we were in and the circumstances that brought us here.
A few minutes after that, KS decided that it was time to go. She felt that she was pressured to join into the action.

The rest of us just laid on the bed relaxing and those two seemed to go well together.   They eventually traded numbers, I kept their addy's for future parties.
After awhile, we gave hugs and promised to keep in touch.
I stayed a bit longer to shower and chilled out a bit.
Gathering my things, I took in what had happened overall;
I gained a couple of good people for future parties.
Those two are probably going to be steady partners. I feel goodabout that.
KS? I probably lost her as a potential partner in crime, but it is probably best to end it this way.
Bummer.

Taking in the room to make sure I didn't leave anything behind, I turned off the lights, leaving Dave Letterman making a comment to a comedian he was interviewing to while I closed the door and walked into an empty hallway.

Single again.

Bizarre 24 hours.

2008-12-12T15:40:00.002-06:00

The day started out with quite a bit of promise, yet at the time I am currently writing this at 5am, is because it is amazing on how odd the turns in the world of craig's list can go.
Waking up early (for me) at 8am, I tumble out of bed and start running errands in preparation for tomorrows party. I check my email briefly..nada.
Great.
Aside from a slight interlude in my day for a date that is related to this.
After I left, I had gotten an email for the ad.
"I'm a tranny, can I come to watch?"
WTF?
Giving her (what DO you call a pre-op tranny?) my number , we talked for a bit, turns out she had already had the boob implants, and by looking at the pictures, she was cute.
I allowed it, but warned her that if the guys aren't comfortable, she might have to leave. She was cool with that and was pleased that we had the conversation..
awesome. Never had one at a party, so this should be interesting, especially if she joins in.

Now I come to a girl that bailed out on me for last week's party.
I get an email at 3am asking where I was because she wanted to have some screw.
Since I was relatively close (and on my way home), I told her I could be there in 30 minutes.
Arriving to a modest apartment complex on the north side, I arrived at her apartment number and saw her through the gap substantial gap in her window shades.   The visual was interesting; somewhat larger woman, sitting on the couch watching a porn movie.
No wonder she was horny!
Lightly knocking, I was wondering what I was getting myself into.
She must have teleported to the door because it opened almost instantly.
My ears caught a buzzing sound, but I couldn't quite place it, until I saw her walking off towards the couch and spotted a cord coming up from under her the hem of the dress she was wearing to her hands.
Vibrating egg. Gotcha.
She then plopped herself back down on the couch and motioned for me to suck on her breasts.   Not a man to waste an opportunity and proceeded to lightly lick her nipples. Getting closer to her neck, I the fragrance of alcohol permeating through her skin.
Aw shit! This either can go REALLY well or turn out REALLY bad!
We fooled around a bit, when she turned over and leaned over the arm of the couch and pointed to the table.
"My vibrator is over there."
Getting the vibrator, I proceeded to tease her with it as well as putting little kisses on her ass.
"Will you hurry up and push it in?"
O.K.
I followed her instructions and right when her breathing was getting more rapid I encouraged her to cum.
"Will you shut up? You're throwing me off."
Man! this lady was pushy!
I continued for a couple of minutes until my arm got tired of the odd position and stopped.
"You were doing it wrong anyway."

Now, just to let you know, this WAS our entire conversation other than the typical "HI."   I'm getting no cues, from her, nothing. She's a tough read. Then the next sentence totally threw my game.

"Why didn't you fuck me when I was bent over?"
"Umm..because you didn't say so? I figured you wanted to just use the vibrator."

By this time we were back to sitting on the couch, sans dress and encourages me to suck her nipples again.
I gave it a try for a bit, then I noticed her breathing was steady.
She was asleep!
Looking at my watch, it was almost 5am!
I zipped myself back up and walked out.   Before I had even reached the car, I deleted her text msgs, her phone number, and craved a shower.

Oh, to top it all off, my buddy "PAT" isn't going to make it.
This night has the potential of some serious suckage.

Maybe I'll try my hand at birdwatching as a hobby.

Snobbery, Sanity, and Snow?

2008-12-11T11:58:00.001-06:00

Yes.
Snow. Here in Houston.
This really has a tendency to put a crimp into my plans for making arrangements this week.
My initial plan was to simply head on home, answer emails, make a post or two, answer some phone calls to try to make this party a success.
By the time I get home, I'm frantic, annoyed, and somewhat dismayed by the lack of time I have been able to devote to this and I'm getting stressed. Isn't a hobby supposed to be so you can RELAX?
For some idiot reason, I schedule doctor appointments just before my parties and my blood pressure is through the roof. He's convinced I have blood pressure.
When I have a friend check it AFTER a party, she just says that its normal, but that SHE needs a shot afterward.

A result of this, I actually have to share what one of my posts looks like. I know I promised to myself (and maybe you) that I wouldn't do this, but I have a good chunk of wine in me and I thought it was, depending on your viewpoint, that I have totally gone off my rocker or really gotten into the holiday spirit. I really don't expect anyone to reply to this but...anyway, here it is:

Show me your exhibitionist side of you.
What is your fantasy along those lines?
Perhaps you want to give us a view?
Whatever you want to share will be just fine.
In Real life or in mail whatever you share,
Believe me when I say, that I will truly care.

Show me your fantasy, and perhaps you will see,
that you may be able to live them through me.

Okay, this acknowledges the fact that I'm no OEN as far as writing ability, but man, drinking makes it fun.

Maybe after I find a girlfriend who shares my interests it'll be much easier.
Any applicants?

And remember kids, friends don't let friends post when they're drunk.

Bi Party.....

2008-12-09T02:00:00.000-06:00

Now that the Gangbang party is over, I can now concentrate on this friday's Bi party.

Oh Shit!

I've only been able to get about four men! This doesn't include Pat or "R". Those two are a party on their own, so I don't have to worry about that. The thing is that I need to contact at least 10 men to assure that 4 would show up, with 15 men being more compatible.

The women situation is even worse, while two are going to show up, only one of them is actually going to participate.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
And not in a good way!

I quickly started putting out a couple of posts on CL and a few other sites. I immediately get a response and I have him try to call me. Nothing.
Typical.
Chickenshit.

I know I sound like a broken record (blogger?), but it just amazes me on how many flakes seem to cruise on the internet.
Of course, the kettle might be seen as calling the pot black, while I have NEVER backed down on a date that I've made; it is apparent to me there are those out there that will simply test the waters to see what kind of reactions they will get when they put up certain ads.

HEY MORONS! Yes, people DO answer those ads with hopes of meeting people! Yes, there ARE real ads that will get you laid if you simply follow instructions!

while I (kinda') pledged that I would keep this blog (relatively) picture free (sorry, I'm not attractive enough for HNT), I'm tempted to post the huge number of Cock pics I get on here.

Ohwell, time to sleep and get started on this when I wake up.
It's frustrating as hell at times, but like I said before, everone needs a hobby.