Going off Half Cocked...

I have a particular fondness for a particular brand of slacks.

They're roomy, they're very wel made and I heart them.
Having recently discovered they made SHORTS, I was there....but I also discovered how roomy they are! Talking to a fellow blogger, Starfish, about my loving these shorts, I showed HOW roomy they were....So she wound up convincing me to put this today.  My only (I believe) HNT!

Enjoy it.
Or not.

When bloggers collide..

Over the past couple of weeks, a certain blogger (who I will refer to as "Starfish.") has contacted me, for what I believe is just a friendly chat in email.
No big deal, and our conversations delved into sex, relationships, our blogs and such.  It was a thrill for me to find someone I can talk to someone frankly about our various adventures and frustrations.  She was very intrigued on what happens "behind the posts" and got some juicy information.

We then got to talking about phone sex, online erotica and such.
The more we talked about it, I started to crave a bit for phone sex.  A lot.
Having decided to put an ad for phone sex, I didn't even get a nibble.


After I had relayed this to to her a bit, she shared how frustrated on how her promised encounter didn't pan out as well.


We were talking about some scenarios that got us both worked up.
"Can I call you?", I finally asked.
"Sure, wait a bit before you call, I want to get the toys out."  She quickly responded, relaying the proper information.

I pulled over to a discrete part of the gas station I was at and partook in a very hot session.  From what I could tell she had a very satisfying time and with a few well worded phrases, she got me over the edge.

We hastily had to end our phone conversation, but it most definitely took the edge off.
Later on in chat, I told her that I looked forward to more conversations like that.

A Burger, Cock and fries..

"So do you hold these often?" a voice said over the phone.
"Occasionally..." as I responded...
Ah....bluetooth ear pieces are awesome.

You can drive around without having to have your phone up against your head.

I interrupt our conversation;
"Hey, I'm going to grab something to eat, so I won't be able to respond to what you're saying, but keep going."
She was talking about things she's done in the past.
"Ooo..I can talk dirty and you can't say anything?"
"Yeh."  Oh shit.
I walk into my little fast food place and stand in line while she says some VERY naughty things with my only response being, "That sounds interesting."
The fact that there is obviously a crowd around it makes her sound more wicked and adjust the conversation accordingly.
"Don't you wish I was right there next to you, so you can casually finger my pussy and see if someone notices?"
My erection which was manageable was starting to get a bit more uncomfortable...
"That does sound like fun. Should we do that sometime?" was my deadpan answer.
"Or maybe I could just stand in front of you and rub my ass against your hard cock."

With great effort, I walk up to the large black woman who was the cashier, and make my order.

"Hi! I want a #5 and a large cock and curly fries, please."


The waves of laughter that I heard from my ear clued me in as I slowly understood what I had just said.
 Her response was priceless as she broke out into a smile;
"So would I, sweetie, but wouldn't you prefer a large coke instead?"

"Umm...yes, please."

"You got it, Darlin'!  Sorry I can't help you with the other thing, but I think you already have one." she said gesturing to my quickly shrinking erection with a glance of her eyes.

"She's a bold one!" my ear said gasping.  Still recovering from the laughter.
"I gotta go and eat.  Talk to you later."
"You need to call me when you about to order dinner again."
"BYE!"

As I sat there eating, I heard more and more laughter coming from the kitchen with the mostly female staff trying to get a peek at me with the original cashier just waved at me.
It was a VERY long lunch break.

One, Two, Threesome!

Well, over the past couple of weeks, I had put up a couple of ads on CraigsList looking for someone interested in a Threesome.
What?  Another threesome?
Yeah, I'm weird that way. Sorry.
After sorting through the spam and flakes, I got two responses that seemed Genuine: Lumens and Shygirl.
Lumens hasn't gotten further than the email stage but seems anxious  Whatever.
Shygirl sent some photos and, once again, she used BBW to describe herself, when in reality, she just had a little extra weight.  I REALLY hate that description., but I'll leave it be.
She started calling my CL phone after only a few emails.   She was a bit quiet and can almost hear the phone shaking.
I start off with some light banter, make a snotty remark about New Year's Eve, and such.
Eventually she started opening up a bit and started asking me questions that everyone seems to ask.
"Why are you doing this?" She finally found her voice.
"Because it's fun!"  It's true, why lie?
"Well, I kinda' figured that, I don't know why I asked."
"Maybe you wanted to see how unoriginal I can be.  Did I live down to it?"
"Yes you did."
"Case settled."
She was curious on when it can be done and I said let's do a meet and greet to put her at ease and show that I'm not a psycho, and that way she can walk away while she still has her clothes on.
Don't ask.  Old story.
We set a meeting on Friday (Later today) at 4pm. Since it's close to where "Pat" lives,   If things work out, we can have a threesome by the end of next week!
Of course, it'll depend on how things work out tomorrow.

The women are there......now for the men...

Well, having lined up about 5 women, it is now getting down to looking for the men. I'll probably start the hunt for it in the next few days and see what the crowd is like. I'm picker about the men then the women. For some reason, there always seems to be an overabundance of jerks that try to get in.

This is where the phone interviews come in handy. I have a particularly good knack of picking out the weasels from getting in. I'm not like some of the OTHER gangbangs that CHARGE people $20-100 bucks to come to the party. Mine are free, now if you want to contribute to the room, then that's up to you, but that's pretty much how far it goes as far as "Money" goes.

It also amazes me how some of the guy's behavior is.

For one thing, they're getting laid. Now, I've had some VERY attractive women, but I've also had women that were less than stellar but generally had a just as good an attitude, if not outright enthusasism, for the party.

Some of the guys expect that the women that show up should look like Angelina Jolee. But if they had that kind of option, they wouldn't be at a gangbang to begin with.
MEN! I wonder why women tolerate us sometimes.

Now, you are all (all 4 of you reading this blog) on why it is taken so long to get this started. Simple. As much as I like getting laid and seeing naked women, life has this particularly annoying habit of rearing its ugly head.

Don't like it? Too bad, so sad.

Phone Calls and weeding

Well, I sent out an email on saturday for the people that were interested in the party to give me a call. The reason for them giving me a call is simple: I am VERY good at reading people and I can see if they're going to be flakes or not. If they don't call, then I'll just wipe from from the final emails. Out of the 18 people that originally responded, Six people called within 4 hours of my email, including one woman. I figure the majority will call during the week when they can be away from their wives or their significant others.

The phone calls themselves were rather interesting.

One guy seemed to relax when I confirmed who I was, but apparently he didn't want to let his wife knows what he does and whispered in an almost embarrassingly apologetic tone, "I love to take it up the ass and suck cock. Is that okay?"

I almost dropped the phone.

ME:"Umm...sure. that's the point."
HIM:"Oh. okay, just want to make sure it was cool."
ME:"Excellent! I'll email you the final info in a week."

I hung up the phone and started laughing.

You know, I can understand people's apprehension in answering ads for such parties, so I always try to put them at ease. But if you're talking to someone about the topic at hand, for god sakes! We're just having a conversation about a group of men (and a couple of women) that never met before having some great sex!


me: "''lo? This is
him: "Hi...umm...I'm calling about the ad?"
me:"Oh, you mean the orgy?"
I can hear him wince.
him: "umm..yeah."
me: "Cool, thanks for calling back so quickly. You have any questions?"
him: "umm..not right now."
me: "Excellent! I'll send you an email soon about where the party is."
him:"umm...okay. thanks."

The woman that called was quite enthusiastic about the whole thing and was looking forward to getting a gang bang. I think she was more normal than the other guys.