Hitting the road....and my 100th post!

Just realized this is the 100th post on this pathetic blog!
With a landmark post, here is a landmark announcement:

I have an opportunity I haven't had in a LOOONG time.

I'm going to take my show on the road (so to speak) by hosting a party in a different part of the country.  Already the various posts are out looking for people.  I'm not going to say where just yet, but I will say that it's not going to be on the East, West, or Southern coasts.
Just saying that in the off chance one of my ten regular readers might be from a particular state I am hosting in.
Since this is a major production, I'm going to call this show the "Glands across America" show.
Yeah. It's lame, but so am I.

You'll get more details soon, I promise!

Tandem Porn Watching! Taking phone sex one step further!

 Starfish and I usually email each other on various topics ranging from work, family, traffic, weather, and a considerable amount of time on Sex.

As she had touched upon before, when we are both available, we like to, what we call, "Tandem Porn watching".
Basically what this involves is our exchanging links to various websites to watch while we chat.

Initially, she sent a email of a VERY naughty photo that I got on my phone. That caught my immediate attention.  I wish I can share it, but here is a description of it:  Her laying on her side, with what looked (to me) like a large black vibrating dildo in her ass. It was immediately followed by this link:


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7f8e12771921dec0ee19


I sent her a simple msg:  "Gimme a sec, I'm going online" and waited impatiently for my connection to come through. 


Here is a bit of our conversation in chat, misspellings (note they are all mine) and all.



me:  hey baby.

 Starfish:  hey sexy 

 me:  nice vid baby.

 Starfish:  you like that one hun?

 me:  yep. you?

what are you watching now?

 Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=33347227

 me:  in an anal mood, hmm?

 Starfish:  want me to turn on the vibrations?

 me:  in a bit, I'll want to hear you first.

Just sit down hard on it, baby

 Starfish:  mmm...comfy

 me:  yeah, if I was there, I'd slowly fuck you with that plug.

 Starfish:  i'd want your cock more..

 me:  yeh, but I'd want you to come a few times first.

 Starfish:  ambitious  boy

 me:  Very, I'd like to see you take it before I fill up your ass with my cum

 Starfish:  mmm

yes sir

 me:  take it out nad put it in, baby

 Starfish:  mmmmmmm

yes sir

 Sent at 9:35 PM on Tuesday

 Starfish:  ohhh yeah 

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8d6fceab0d27b183079f

 Sent at 9:36 PM on Tuesday

 me:  OMG, that's nice, baby

 did you like how it felt?

 Starfish:  i want to squirt so bad

oh yeah....

you got any porn you'd like to share?

 me:  Want to do it again, baby?

Nah you pick good stuff. LOL.

 Starfish:  i'm just enjoying it right now sweetie...I'm sooo fuckin horny!!!

 me:  I pick out some pretty vanilla stuff compared to you.

 Starfish:  see..I am a freak!

 me:  I wanna blog about this session, though. 

 Starfish:  yes dear 

 me:  You want to cum, baby?

 Starfish:  i do sweetie..but i want you on the phone when i do..

 me:  put it in and out of you, darling....and not slowly.

 Starfish:  a little painful there

 me:  I know.

 Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1381030782

 me:  Oh...I love that.

Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=92d1b0e19656875ee557

 me:  Yummy..

This had to be done in the early 90's.

 Starfish:  most likely

 me:  Still nice.

 We continued talking about the various videos and what was turning us on and watched the following:

 Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e3fc68903321ffdbea12

Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b1f804e302e0e0423190

I finally am able to call her hotel and we continue the conversation from there, where we talked a bit dirty for a few minutes until I heard the most satisfying orgasm that seemed like it would have woke up the neighbors.

After recovering a bit, we shared one more before I had to run and take care of a few things:

Starfish:  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1423728783

We hung up and I felt quite sated hearing a woman orgasm.   It's almost as good as cumming myself, I think!

I highly recommend Tandem Porn watching.  It can be a great deal of fun!

EDIT:
Just for grins, I'd thought I'd post her general area, since she's only staying there for a day or so.

Four on Two.

The Night before the party, I had everything set.The Room was reserved.
The emails sent out, confirmations (heh) are done.
15 men, 3 women.

On a whim, I sent out an ad for a female to watch and participate in the gang bang.

Three Hours before I'm supposed to leave to the hotel, I get an email from a woman ("Morgan") about the party, which quickly go to chat.   Turns out she wants to go but needs a ride.

I half heartedly look to see if anyone is nearby to pick her up. Since she lives near Katy, I kindly asked if she could pick her up and quickly agreed and information was passed along to her.

The car ride was almost an odyssean in scope with accidents, broken down vehicles, detours, and idiot drivers.

Checking in and getting to my room at about 4pm, I quickly set things up.  Throughout the entire commute I'm checking with Katy and receiving emails from Morgan to coordinate things together.  They eventually meet up and get to the room at about 5pm.

What irritated me was that I got a text from Morgan, "I'm cuter than she is." Minutes after she was picked up.

My little Katy walks in and is followed by an Amazon of a woman and am greeted by a warm hug from them both. After a few minutes  I stand back and take in the sight of two total opposites.  Where Katy is a Cute, slightly heavy brunette at 5 feet, 5 inches in a fairly professional work clothes; Morgan towers over her at 6'2", with chestnut hair, with jeans, a wife beater, and sports bra.

Interesting.

We sit and BS for a bit and and walk over toward Morgan for a reason I can't remember, when she pulled down my shorts and proceeded to deep throat me from her chair for a minute or two.
Casually she pulls my shorts back up and says, "I'm just the side dish, Katy is the main course."
On cue, Katy stands up and proceeds to pick up where Morgan left off and pushes me onto the bed, undoes my pants, and gives me an awesome blowjob.
Looking over at Morgan, you could tell she was turned on by the way she was staring and was grinding in her chair.
After a few more minutes, she came over to met and proceeded to give me a deep kiss and bared her breasts to me as an invitation to suck on them.
The intensity of what has suddenly turned into a threesome was getting to me as Katy turned up her skills and whatever willpower to keep myself from coming suddenly shattered and unloaded into her mouth.

I laid around and kissed kissed Morgan and Katy (wink!) and snuggled with the both of them and talked a bit more about just nothing in general.
Since it was early, I asked if the ladies wanted something to eat; Katy and I agreed to share a pizza.  Morgan however, picked the Filet Mignon without hesitation.   Wincing at her choice, I went ahead and got it and chose not to make a comment about it.

e laid back down and returned wound up stripping and proceed to give Katy a little lovin' on her clit and switching back and forth to Morgan; fingering and licking alternatively.   At one point, I inserted a couple of fingers in Morgans pussy and ass. Inserting another finger in her pussy, she requested to be fist fucked.COOL!

I washed my hands and tried to go at it, but my hands appeared too be big** for that when Katy stepped up to the plate, (as shown here, just before the insertion) and was able to fist her for a couple of minutes as Morgan seemed to have a single long (and LOUD!) orgasm. As we wound down, we sat there discussing the guys.  It was 6:30pm and we were now waiting for the guys to show up.  Morgan was resistant to continue doing anything else until more men came by, in case she thought I was just a con-artist only wanting a threesome.

Being more than a bit anxious, I started calling and texting guys, to show up. Pat had to blow off the party AGAIN(!) due to personal reasons.  The others were either stuck in traffic because of the weather or was simply waiting to be fashionably late, when I informed them that the girls were WAITING, they seemed a bit more motivated.
The first to show up was Jalapeno, a tall, thin Hispanic man, dark haired, with a quiet demeanor.
Morgan was on him almost instantly and Katy's first words to him were, "Do you want some head?"

I love enthusiastic women.

He begged off a bit and was busy with his blackberry and we all talked a bit, but refused to take anything off and said he wanted to wait for the other guys, so we sat around and talked a bit.*
Morgan was fuming because he constantly fought off her advances.
He seemed to relax a bit more when I suddenly heard Katy talking to him in spanish.
Didn't know she spoke spanish!
When I joined in the conversation, he finally confessed that he can't really get into it unless there are other people performing.
Throughout this entire exchange, Morgan was fuming because she didn't speak the language and made it VERY clear that it was rude.  To mollify her a bit, I tried switching to english, and then started talking about jobs and such.
Whatever.

A bit later, Brad showed up; Katy once again offered him a blowjob.  His pants dropped instantly as she dropped to her knees.
Morgan finally gave up on trying to molest Jalapeno and turned her attention to the newcomer and kissed him deeply.***
 Eventually, he wound up sitting on the bed while one girl firmly attached to his cock and the other going from kissing him to sucking his nipples and her being fingered.
I climbed on and entered her pussy.
It was at this point Jalapeno started to look interested and was getting closer to the action, still fully dressed, he knelt behind Katy and fondled her breasts and kissing her neck and looked closely as she continued to suck Brad's cock 
It seemed to me like he was extending his way to suck his cock with her, but I initially forgot my train of thought as Morgan was starting to scream out out as an orgasm. Pushing a thumb in her ass as I banged into her, she said she wanted a cock or a toy.  With minimal effort, I slide on in and she was REALLY loud and felt her sphincter muscles clamp down on my cock, making me come a second time.


Going to the bathroom for a bit to clean up followed by Morgan, I ask if she's having a good time.
With a smile she says she's enjoying it quite a bit, but was wondering when more men were going to show up.


Good lord.


Leaving the bathroom, I saw that Brad was, at this point, eating out Katy...with great results.  She was screaming, eyes rolling, the whole nine yards.  It's quite obvious that the man has some serious oral skills.  Once she had an orgasm and was literally twitching, he turned his attentions to Morgan and started to eat her out as well.   


Making my way to suck on Katy's nipples, I spotted that Jalapeno had FINALLY dropped his clothing and showed he had a VERY respectable cock and was busily stroking it.  Strangely, it wasn't erect, but I had something else in mind and concentrated on the nipple I was aiming for.
He came over and I initially thought he was going to kneel next to Katy's head so he could get a blowjob.  Next thing I know, his face is within inches of mine and we're licking the same nipple, but seemed aggressive enough where he tried tonguing ME!  I backed off a tad to reposition myself and he tried coaxing me into sharing her nipple again, and I was cool with that.   I'm not afraid to cross swords, but I wanted him to be clear that I was straight.   He seemed like it was cool, and we carried on as before with no issues.
When I had switched to eating out Morgan, I felt a mouth around my cock....that had a 5 O'clock shadow.  Looking down, I saw that it was him again!  Being too into what I was doing to Morgan (eating her out and having a couple of fingers in her ass), I decided to ignore it after I saw Katy looking on in a look of hunger while she was stroking Brad.
As I moved up to climb on top of the object of my desire (and detach myself from Jalapeno), to enter her pussy, he was right behind me, feeling my cock and rubbing her clit.
Okay, I can still handle this.
Finally, he made a move I was NOT cool with and finally had to diplomatically take him to the side and talk to him about it. 
I told him he was more than welcome to come to the Bi party, but *I* wasn't Bi.  Brad overheard this and casually asked if he could go too.
My jaw dropped open.
"You're Bi too?"
"I will suck and fuck cock as well as pussy." He said nonchalantly.
The girls were stunned and were visibly drooling.


With that, they proceeded to put on a bit of a show for the girls, with Jalapeno's cock going down Brad's throat. 
The girls were lying on either side of them watching and gently kissing and rubbing the guy's bodies. Going up to Katy, I gently started to rub her clit, while her eyes were glued to the two men and came rather quickly.  As I made my way to snuggle up to Morgan, I found some resistance.  I figured she just wanted to watch the bi-play (sorry, couldn't resist!),  so I didn't make an issue of it as I took in the scene.

The girls eventually wound up putting on a bit of a show for us as well.

It was at this time that the Cajun FINALLY called at about 9:30pm.   Turns out he was waiting for ME to call HIM.  I told him to hurry over, and he showed up within 20 minutes, he was saying something about the storm when he caught the view of a couple of nude females.

Katy immediately popped up from talking to Jalapeno about a work related thing and walked up to Cajun uttering the familiar words that brought a couple of giggles:


"Do you want me to give you head?"


It took him a moment, caught himself and dropped his trousers.  She immediately took him in deeply for several minutes****, and passed him off to Morgan who was anxious for a new cock in her.
Brad bent over Katy onto the bed and proceeded to give her, what she said later, was a most fabulous pussy eating. The best she ever had.

Morgan commented later that it was the ONLY time in the night that she had an orgasm and said a few fairly (what I thought) were derogatory things about Jalapeno's inability to maintain an erection.*****  
Somehow during or after the latest rounds of screwing, they were discussing the toys that were, lying on the table, (We had used the smaller, white one several times, and were cleaned), and Katy was saying how the red one was too big, for her.  Morgan, on the other hand, said that she could easily put in the red one.

Brad immediately grabbed it, and started to, at first, gently push it in, but after a minute or so, he had very powerful strokes into her pussy, which resulted into ANOTHER screaming orgasm.

At about 11pm, The Cajun got a call and had to leave to cover an overnight shift, which was fine with me.  He was a nice guy, but he wasn't much of a conversationalist.
Then again, this party wasn't really meant for that, but still it's nice to be social.  Since he was at the last party, he was gracious enough to hand me money to help pay for the room, and I discretely put it in a glass.
At about the same time Morgan asked if Katy can take her home (apparently, they talked about this ahead of time), since she had to go to work in the morning.  She then asked for money for breakfast.
I looked at her stunned for a second, noticed Katy behind her had the same expression and blushed a deep red.  Making a fake apology I pointed out I didn't have any cash.


Not catching the hint, Cajun pointed out that he just gave me some cash and OFFERED it to her!




"Are you all still going to be here if I drive back?" 
Without hesitation we all said "Yes."

The girls left and that left all us guys sitting around and I aired my concerns about Morgan's lack of civility and rudeness, and gave examples of what happened before they showed up.


They all just shrugged it off as a "Typical female behavior".  Once again, I was almost struck speechless.


Having to interject something here, I've always believed that a certain amount of "familiarity" is okay, if you were friends with people for a certain amount of time, but NOT when you barely met the guys several MINUTES before fucking them.


Yeah, I'm weird that way. 


Cajun just shrugged, made an excuse and left.


Jalapeno and Brad got back to business and started to take turns sucking each other off and they both asked me if I wanted in, I told them I was perfectly okay with just watching and waiting for Katy.


No, I didn't even think of taking a picture. I promise to next time.


Some time had passed and half an hour later, I got a call from Katy if the guys were for sure they were going to be there. Looking over at the two guys attempting anal sex, I told her that she had better hurry, but yes, they were going to be there.  Turns out Morgan wanted a SIT DOWN breakfast, knowing the guys were waiting.  Katy deciding to just get something through the drive through and said she'd be there shortly.


After another 45 minutes, she arrived and instantly dropped her clothing as we totally ravaged her body.   I got together with Brad and shoved our cocks inside her mouth. She was in sheer heaven as we both did so.  The position was a bit comfortable, Jalapeno took over my position as I got behind her and fucked her anally. A moan of pleasure escaped her lips as I got a steady rhythm. 

We all alternated in the various positions of her sucking us off, fucking her pussy, ass, sucking her clit.

Anything that would be possible with three guys and one girl, we did.  
She was a VERY happy camper.
Some time later, we opened the windows and watched the rain pouring outside, and were amazed to find people in the hot tub, they spotted us, and waved.  I in turn, opened Katy's top.  Kinda' wondered if they knew what had occurred there earlier. Considering it was obvious that Jalapeno was still nude (you can't miss that cock dangling between his legs), I wonder if they put 2 and 2 together.   Three and one, in our case.

At about 2:30am, we decided to call it a night, and we all left at the same time, and as the guys peeled off, I walked Katy to her car.

"I had more fun without Morgan there." she finally said.
"Do you not want me to invite her again?" 
"It's your party, but I thought she was rather rude at times." she continued, "and besides, she didn't treat you particularly well.  On the drive back, she didn't seem to like you all that much."


That kinda' surprised me, but it gave me food for thought.  It was an interesting end, to an otherwise enjoyable evening.


* Initially, we didn't know what to think of him, but you can imagine as the night went on, it was...interesting.
** Oh Yeah! Big hands, ladies! You figure it out.  Yeah. right.

*** Now, you have to remember, the guys are walking into a room with two nude women that are suddenly throwing themselves. They are like kids in a candy store! 
**** Katy later told me that he was unwashed, but didn't back away because she thought it was rude, but was a little irritated that he hadn't been cleaned up when he knew he was going to get laid!   She's such a trooper!
***** He was often seen stroking his cock, throughout the evening, and never "finished" fucking any of the girls.

Going off Half Cocked...

I have a particular fondness for a particular brand of slacks.

They're roomy, they're very wel made and I heart them.
Having recently discovered they made SHORTS, I was there....but I also discovered how roomy they are! Talking to a fellow blogger, Starfish, about my loving these shorts, I showed HOW roomy they were....So she wound up convincing me to put this today.  My only (I believe) HNT!

Enjoy it.
Or not.

Katygirl...

Just as I was finishing my last post, I get a Text from Katy.

"Wanna fuck?" That's direct enough.
"Sure. When?"
"Cool, how about now? Tequila is making my clothes come off..so hurry."

needless to say, I'm finishing this post later.

Edit:

After a quick shower, I fly out the door in 30 minutes.
Fortunately, I had a load just coming out of the drier, another load I'll leave in the washer. Right now, there is another load I'm more interested in.

45 minutes later, I'm pulling into her driveway and enter the door.
Heading towards the bedroom she described, I see a larger woman with ginormous breasts playing with herself.

"I want your tongue on my clit."
"No problem."
That's our introduction.

Lowering myself to her, I decide a direct attack is needed and start fingering her as I put my lips and start sucking her clit.
Just as she is on the verge of an orgasm, does something unexpected; she stops and requests (more of a demand,) to suck my cock and does so for several minutes. Her technique is pretty damned good and had to stop her several times to keep myself from coming.
Once again, I'm surprised by her pushing a finger just below my scrotum and explains that is best way to keep from having an orgasm.
She emphasizes she LOVES sucking cock.

OK.
That's a new one on me, but I can't really argue with the result.

Moving to the doggie position, she was extremely wet and very tight and she's talking VERY dirty and I'm loving it.
Throwing all I have into it for several minutes, I can feel her tighten up and her breathing starts to quicken.
She stops in, what I can tell is the middle of an orgasm and says, "Eat me again, that felt great! I want to come in your mouth."

Ok.

So we reposition ourselves and within a minute, she came hard.
Really hard, she almost started pulling out my hair.
"Oh GOD! That was good! I needed that. Okay, your turn." and with that, got back on her hands and knees.
Entering from behind, we got a good pace going and my thumb made its way into her ass. She REALLY started talking dirty.
"Oh god! Yes! Push it in deeper, I SO want to be your whore!"
That did it for me and it was a hard orgasm, and we both collapse onto the bed.
We chit chat for a bit.
"Oh GOD I needed that" she breathed.
"Happy to oblige. Glad we were able to get in contact again," I said as I snuggled against her neck.

After some additional fooling around, I sucked and pinched her nipples for a bit while doing some idle talk.
She's inquiring about the parties and was wondering if I will be hosting another party, with an a gang bang or blowjob fest in mind.
I said I'll work on it, but it won't be until Late Feb or march.
On the drive over, I said that I saw what I thought was the CL Ad that she put up. Turns out that as soon as I answered the phone and committed that I was coming over, she deleted it.

Hear that guys?

We do some half hearted spanking and throw a few comments on what she likes:
Being talked dirty to.
Dirty talk in general.
Spankings
Some nipple/breast torture
Blow jobs

She also commented that she hasn't done anal, but didn't realize how much she missed it until I stuck in my thumb during doggie style.

With that she faced away from me and I cuddled behind her, upon which she reached back and started to stroke on my flaccid cock.
"Can we try it?"
"What?" I was enjoying a quiet moment and was taken unawares by her comment.

"Can we try fucking my ass? I'm really turned on thinking about it."
"Sure sweetie."
"I am really comfortable with you and I have a feeling you won't hurt me."
"Nah, only if you asked me too."
That got me a giggle as an erection formed.
I reached down and dip my fingers into her wet pussy and play with her lightly and get her going. Now that they were lubed up with her juices, I carefully insert a finger into her ass. Getting it past my second knuckle, her moans were much louder and she pushed back until my finger was totally inside her.
After another couple of minutes, I slowly took out my finger and tentatively pushed in another finger. She was going wild and immediately pushed against my hand again.
The scream that followed alarmed me. Not daring to move my hand, I asked if she was okay.
"It hurts, but it feels so good! Don't stop!"
So I slowly moved my fingers to a slow rhythm, which she matched.
"Fuck me. Fuck my ass. I want it."
"You sure?"
"Yes." Her voice was husky with lust.
With that, We grabbed some Vaseline and lubed myself up best as I could and encouraged her to tell me to stop at any time. After some assurances, I proceeded.
I made the initial contact and gently pushed in. The gasp that was made wasn't telling me if it was in pain or pleasure, so I continued more slowly.
Slowly wasn't what she was after. Pushing back at a more rapid pace took me by surprise, but within minutes, I was as deep as I could go and I just ground my hips into her. Once again, I had tried to take my time, but she took the initiative and quickened the pace and style.
Within several minutes, we both reached a simultaneous orgasm.

Having laid there together for a bit and chatted a bit more.
"You know, you look better than your picture."
"Thank you, you're sweet and you're quite a woman."

Laying with her, I was savoring a moment of quiet bliss, after a few minutes, the noises outside of her home reminded me that I faced a tough commute for my own home.

With a good deal of will, I forced myself to get up and get dressed, I gave her a nice kiss.

It was 6am when I left, traffic was going to be a bitch and I knew I was going to be in for a long day.
Little did I realize how long of a day it was.

.....and sexual Fun.

The day after my last meeting with Sharon, I called up stormcloud and see if she was up to have some company.
Translation: "Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, want dinner?"
"Nah, you're on the menu."
"C'Mon over, sweetie."

Within two hours, I was there.

"Glad you called, I was just thinking of you."
"Playing with yourself?"
"No silly! But I was having dirty thoughts."
"Just craving your specialty."
"oh, I see."
She loves anal sex, but she won't admit it to anyone and she won't let her newest boyfriend do it.
"Shall we?"
"Let me feed you first."
With that, she lead me to her bedroom, dropped her sweats, hopped on the bed and raised her legs.
She was rarely this forward, but who am I to say no?
With that, I slowly kissed her mound and gently licked and teased her lips and clit for some time.
How long, I don't know.
When we're together, time is meaningless and are never in a rush.
She came a few times as I tickled her G spot with one finger, and inserted two in her ass as I sucked on her clit.  Her orgasms were rarely huge, but she told me they come in waves, one after another.
From the muscle contractions, her waves were coming in every few minutes and would occasionally gush.
YUMMY!

After some time, she laid on her side.  Her favorite anal position, I followed her movements and fucked her ass with my tongue for a few more minutes before I went up to spoon her and continued my kissing.
As my erection poked at her rear end, she adjusted her position to allow me to enter her.
With only a slight push, I entered her ass all the way in as I continued to nibble her neck and squeeze her nipples.
She rocked her hips back and forth and we got into a nice steady motion.
"Fill me baby.  Fill me up with your cum" she whispered.
The orgasm that almost immediately followed was awesome.
It rarely is less than that with her.

We fell asleep together entwined.

Such a nice contrast.

Sexual Hate....

On a whim, I drove past her home late one night this past week, I saw the signal.
She was ready.
I wasn't.
Yet.
A couple of days had past when I parked a discrete distance in this sketchy neighborhood and walked a couple of blocks with my bag of toys.*
After a few minutes, I reached her gate and casually walked through up to her door.  Having decided that using the usual garage door entrance wasn't wise since we decided it would be more fun if it came as a complete surprise.
Kicking off my shoes before I put the key in, I feel the adrenaline start to kick in.
I've done this before and it was a blast, but the difference, I sincerely was smitten with my "victim" last time.
This time, there is barely a "like."
Walking through the quiet and dark home, I carefully laid my bag down to check my victim for any surprises.
She was in bed, sleeping heavily under a light sheet and nude.  Having a check around the house, I confirmed that she was alone.
I wasn't sure how light or heavy of a sleeper she was, I figured now would be a good test to see for future reference as I noiselessly get out a set of leather cuffs to be fit behind her and took out the rope and placed them at close to the bed.
Carefully pulling back her cover, there was only a slight change in her breathing and she was laying face down.
My goodness, it was incredibly considerate of her to lay in such a convenient position.
I gently grab one wrist and place it behind her.  The other arm was a challenge since it was under her pillow, but I go for it anyway and she barely stirred as I quickly cuff her in a matter of seconds.
She is starting to stir so I quickly grab her hair and quickly put the velcro blindfold on her.**

I drop the window blinds and turn on the lights as she starts to be awaken, but her world is still mostly dark and I intend to keep it that way.

"Who? Wha-?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" I yelled with a voice I picked at random.***
"WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" she cried while trying to sit up.
"you", I said said with a menacing tone.
She actually starts to shake.
Panic sets in.
With that, I throw her back.
"Be a nice little girl, just give me what I want and no one gets hurt."****
"okay."  She was still in a state of panic, but seemed to be calming down.
I need to work on that.
"Good.  Because it's going to be more fun for me, than you."
Her mouth dropped open at that.
"You seem to have a fine looking body.  I have seen your ass walking jogging around 'hood and I always wanted a piece of you, lady and I look forward to tapping that."
Hopefully any suspicion about it being a play was thrown out the window with that statement and my voice.
I go through the motions of it burglary by moving things around, opening drawers, and tossing my bag around.
"What are you doing!?!?"
"Might see if there might be something in this house I might sell, you have some nice shit, but I got time for that later." and dropped my clothes.
The look once again turned to panic.
With that I rushed her and threw her face down the bed and roughly fingered her.*****
She was only a little wet, so far that convinces me that she thinks this is a real thing.
"You're not turned on by this?  Then this is really going to hurt."
With that I brutally entered her after I spit on my cock and rubbed it on her.
She screamed.
She begged.
She cried.
After about 30 minutes she was starting to enjoy it and obviously getting wet by it, another 10 minutes, she seemed to fight off the fact she was having an orgasm.
"You like that, don't you bitch?"
"No!"
"Don't lie to me. You're acting like a whore."
"Maybe I should fuck your ass too. Ever been fucked in the ass before, bitch?"
"NO!" she screamed
Interesting response.
"Too fuckin' bad!"
With that I shoved it in roughly, because she was fighting me every inch.
I came within a few seconds.
"That was pretty nice ass, bitch."
She lay there crying as I went "through the house looting" when in fact I was just running around moving items and dropping unbreakables on the floor and casually putting my things away in the bag.
Grabbing her by the hair, I lead her to the shower and sat her on the floor.
"STAY!"
"What are you doing?"
"Gathering sheets. You think I'm stupid?"
She continued to whimper while I take the sheets off and throw them on the floor.
"Your turn" I said.
"What?" obviously confused.
"Keep your eyes closed. You open them and you'll never blink again." with the meanest growl I could muster.
I turn her away from me as I take off her cuffs and readjust her mask, feeling her shaking throughout the entire ordeal.
"Shower" and I started opening the faucets on cold.
She jumped as the jets hit her full force and handed her soap and shampoo.
I was really loving this part.
"Okay. I'm finished."
"You're not done yet. Reach in."
"What?"
"Scoop out my cum."
She hesitated.
"Do it or I will and you don't want ME to do it."
I do NOT want to get wet.
She did a halfhearted attempt of digging in her ass and pussy.  I let her get away with it, thinking I overlooked it.

Pushing her towards the bed I, duct tape her.
"You should be able to get loose in a couple of hours.  I'll be gone.  Thanks for the ass and all your shit."
I walk out of the house, go to my car and sit in front of her place for a minute.
Fuck it.
I go upstairs to untie her after a few more minutes.
Obviously she was relieved it was me.
"Did you enjoy it?"
"Well, yes now that I know it was you, but you scared the shit out of me!"

But now she was pissed that I made a mess of the place and starts screaming in rage.
"Tough Shit." and walked out the door and ignored her calls.


* A couple of days had past when I parked a discrete distance in this sketchy neighborhood and walked a couple of blocks with my bag of toys:
Rope, Tape, two paddles, a plug, a Tens Unit, and two dildos, leather cuffs, and two blindfolds.
Like a boy scout, always be prepared.
** Remember kids:  Two sets of blindfolds, your normal one and one with velcro for those times when speed is more important than fashion. 

*** Did I mention I can do different voices?No? She doesn't know it either.  Well, there is quite a bit you don't know.  Ask me nicely and I'll do a kick ass Sean Connery for you.
****  Yeah, I'm quoting U2. Sue me.  I'm not that creative.
***** One thing I took into consideration about this is that I had to alter my "routine" or else the whole game was blown.  As much as I would have loved to mouth fuck her, as soon as she would have had my cock in her mouth, she would have known it was me.

Yes, Virgina, there are girls on CL!

I'm not entirely sure how to write this post, so it may seem less intelligible and more meandering than usual.

A few days ago, A gentlemen made a post surveying several men and their success on CL and what became of it. It seems that the men have been having a horrendous time having any success at meeting women that are desirable.

The Data used was very suspect as it was listed as so:


I received 52 different replies to my original post. Out of the 52, only 5 men reported to have actually met normal/attractive women or had good results from CL.


Here are some of the common comments from the other 47 men who replied and have not had any luck yet:

I emailed the guy and questioned his results and decided to put up similar a similar post that I targeted towards women that went something like this:

Have you responded to an ad?:
Were you able to continue the relationship until meeting? and did it continue from the initial meeting?
Did you stop responding to the person you answered the ad for? And why and after how many emails?
Did he stop responding to emails?
Was a photo sent initially?
What kind of photo was sent, (Portrait, crop from family, self portrait, etc) and was it a torso, facial, bikini, etc?
If you put up an ad, please answer the same questions as above.
What was the initial form of contact? Phone call? Meet at Starbucks? Restaurant?
After the initial meeting, what was the conclusion of the meeting?
Relationship, open relationship, dating, sexual only? 

I gotten quite a few responses (of which I'll eventually post), but one of which I got from an intriguing lady who said that has more to discuss than can be covered in a simple letter.

After some initial texts, she finally called and had a most fascinating conversation:
She had been on CL for at least 2 years and answered quite a few ads of a sexual nature, including, threesomes, spankings, and rough sex.

After another date (Eh), I texted her if she was up for that beer.   She sent back that she was more than ready that her date turned out to be a dud and was itching to get away.   I was at a small bar in the heights and she arrived shortly after.   She was a very attractive woman, with long flowing black hair and a sweater that showed quite a bit of cleavage.
I wasn't there to flirt, but simply get info and boy, did she provide it for me! 
She spun a tale of a number of men that she met over the past few years, how she vetted the men along several levels from the initial letters, phones calls, meetings, to sex.   VERY fascinating stuff, but it is a pity I can't elaborate more, or else someone might take advantage of the information once they realized she is the same woman.  She was even answering ads on her phone while talking to me!

The more she talked, the more I was fascinated by her, but I guess she didn't find me that interesting and proceeded to mingle with the staff, whom she already knew previously.   Looking at my watch, it was about 10:00pm and she was going to take her last drink before calling it an evening.  I closed my modest tab, shook her hand, and headed my way home...

As I was opening the door to my apartment, my phone rang and I answered it without looking at it.
"Hi Baby! Wanna come over to play?"
It was KM!
"Sure, text me your address and I'll be right over."
20 minutes later, I was back in the Heights.....but that's for another post.

Blast with someone from my Past

Picking up my phone, I was greeted with a happy voice:
"Hey!", Oh god. It was HER. What did SHE want?
"Hi!, how're you doing?"  I was waiting for her to ask me for some money again.
"Fine, how about yourself? I was wondering since its cold outside, you might be inclined to visit me.
"Oh?  What do you have to offer?"   She made a crazy Spaghetti Dinner that I loved.
Yes, being a bachelor, I can be easily bribed with food.
"Just Me, Myself, and I.  Interested?", was her response.  Okay.  Food OR Sex.
"Be there in about an hour or so."  I'm easy. Sorry.  Besides, I was in a bit of a funk and figured this would help.

I get there two hours later and I'm greeted at the door.
We chit chat about the new place and look around as I get the tour.
Living room. Cool.
Hall closet. Roomy.
Bathroom.  Tidy.
Bedroom.   Look! a bed!

We continued talking about various things as our hands magically started removing each other's clothing.  The odd thing is that we didn't even break stride in our talking about day at work as the clothing fell to the floor.  We're that comfortable with one another.

We simply moved onto the bed and simply started kissing her lightly while one of my fingers rubbed her clit in slow circles.  I moved towards her neck and breasts while my left hand continued its work.
Kissing her was always one of my pleasures with her.  Even though she would allow me to do anything with her body, kissing was always one of my favorite things with her.
We continued in this way until I figured she reached her 4th orgasm and she then proceeded to give me one of her absolutely wonderful blowjobs.  She reached over for a bottle of something and poured it on my wet cock. I don't know what she used, but it warmed my cock and felt absolutely grand everytime she breathed on it.   It took all I could muster to not cum, for which I'm grateful because she then climbed on top to ride me.  As she lowered herself, I saw this look of total rapture on her face as she ground down on my cock and almost immediately had, what I assumed; was a short, but intense orgasm.
The great thing I miss about being in a relationship is that you know all the right buttons to push, so you can extend the fun, or make the most out of a quickie.
She knew how to extend the fun quite a bit and I allowed myself to be led on.
After she collapsed after another 2 orgasms, we spooned and BS'ed for a good while, gently poking her with my erection on her bottom, more to just slightly annoy her than to give her any hints.
After awhile, she snuggled even closer to me and gave me "That" look.
It was on.
She adjusted her position a bit and gently pushed herself to the point where my cock started to enter her ass.
"You like that baby?", she breathed.
"You know I do, Doll.", was my only response.
She knows I love anal, and I was the only man she allowed to do it to her and she loved it.
We continued to grind into each other, a bit until I felt her orgasm start to build.  In turn she started to grind even harder into me.
We both came hard at the same time and continued to cuddle for while she dozed.
After a couple of hours, I had to come back home.
She gave me a kiss as, once again, I walked out of her door and into the night.

Sparks fly after the AC/DC concert.....

I answered an ad that a woman put out a few months ago.
She seemed incredibly shy, but she eventually got her voice in describing what she wanted.

Her thing was to see a man masturbate while she did the same.
We met up initially at a big mall to get to know each other.  I wasn't in a hurry since I figured this might fall apart and I didn't know if I would be her "type."  But we got along well enough that she wanted to go do something in the mall parking lot!
Not having anticipated this, I had to back out due to another engagement, but I assured her that it was something I was interested in.   To show good faith, I gave her a number to call.

I call that my "Craigslist phone."  Every CL cruiser should have one.
Maybe I should market one...hmm...

She called this past weekend to see if I was available since the stars aligned and her kids were away.  She was unable to join me at my party on that friday and I was busy on Saturday.  I told her I COULD see her on Sunday night, but I had a concert I had already committed to. Since she was taking the next couple of days off, she was okay about waiting up late.

Fast forward to Sunday night.  Right when the band stopped singing, "For those about to Rock", I sent a text msg to let her know I was leaving and we'd meet where had discussed earlier.

She parked her car in the strip mall as I was coming out of the store.   She hopped into the back just as I reached the rear passenger door.  She was already in the process of unbuttoning the lower half of her dress when I climbed in, and I immediately undid my jeans and brought out my cock.

Now remember, this is in front of an exposed strip shopping center in a busy little neighborhood with no tinted windows, we were totally (and literally) exposed. The size of her car certainly made things rather intimate as we literally.  Note the location.

We did little talking as she focused on my increasing erection and I was just looking at her slowly rubbing her clit.
We continued this for a few minutes, then  I saw her licking her lips as some of my precum came out, reached out with her free hand and rubbed it on her thumb before placing it on her tongue.
Having slowed down my approaching orgasm was greeted with some disappointment as she was getting closer to hers and asked me to continue my pace as she casually picked up another dab of precum.
After Ten more minutes, she had already climaxed once, resulting to her squirting on her back seat, that had already sent me over the edge and I was starting my own orgasm and was trying to contain it when I saw her hand suddenly close over mine and told me to "let it happen."   My cum didn't shoot very far, due to the grip, but most of it landed on her arm and hands.
Her facial expression was one of one in a complete state of bliss as she raised her hand to her lips and proceeded to lick our combined juices.

"I thought you didn't want physical contact?"
"I didn't, I just couldn't help myself."

I couldn't find a reasonable response to that.
She proceeded to button up her dress and thanked me for a fun evening climbed into the front of the car as I was getting myself composed.

The car door barely slammed closed when she put it in gear and backed out.

Twenty minutes later, I got a txt telling me she was about to go on a masturbation marathon and that we need to do this again.

This has been one of the more interesting CL meetings.

Screwing is good, but can I get personality on the side?

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