Return to the land of Cheese and Lakes...

I had more business to attend to up north, but this time I had to DRIVE there.

So I thought I'd take advantage of the situation and the more I talked about it to Starfish, the more it sounded appealing:

 A bi party!

So I put up a post or two in the area of interest and came up with some interesting prospects, so far two couples seems to be promising.

Not to say that the last one was a bust, but I hope we have more people.
Will give updates as things allow.

Out of the blue

I haven't heard from her since the beginning of April and just assumed she had grew tired or just blew me off.  During the course of my evening, I received an email: From Jennifer!
The subject line really caught my eye:  "Do I have a story to tell you!!!"

I was hyped, I wondered what she was up to and she didn't disappoint and sent me the (slightly edited) email:

That guy that I met up with a couple weeks ago emailed me back the other day and wondered if I wanted to do that again.  

I told him I could manage that.  

Then he wrote that he had a friend he wanted to bring along too. 

I was kinda nervous about that but agreed to meet them at a restaurant/bar to meet and get to know each other some.  He said that was fine and said his friend was a salesman and was staying at a hotel not far from where we met the first time.  It had a lounge so we agreed to meet up there. 

I got there plenty early so I sat around for awhile waiting, and almost left cause I started to think about it and was thinking this wasn't such a good idea.  Then they showed up all dressed in their suits...wow!  Turns out his friend is black and very good looking too.  

I had butterflies like you wouldn't believe.  We had a couple drinks and talked to get to know each other.  Then, my friend from the first adventure, suggested we go upstairs to his friends room. 

I can't even remember what I was saying or anything, so I may have sounded like a fool but we end up in the room.  

The guys take their coats off and loosen their ties to get more comfortable, I'm just sitting on the bed looking like I don't know what.  The black guy comes over next to me and says "my friend here says you give a mean hand-job."   Or something to that effect.   I think I said yeah, but not sure.  So he is undoing his pants and my eyes are glued to his crotch, just waiting to see what he's got.  

He drops his pants and underwear together and I see the biggest cock I have ever seen!  

The look on my face must have been priceless cause I remember them both laughing.  He's right in my face with it and its like half hard so I grab onto it and start stroking it.  I'm getting very wet at this point and feel like this could go way farther than just a couple hand-jobs.  I'm pretty focused on him, just watching him grow, when all of a sudden, the other guy shoves his cock in my face and it just grazes my cheek. 
I hadn't even noticed he had gotten undressed completely, but I took his cock in my other hand and there I sit stroking 2 cocks.
At this point, I couldn't take it any longer, both of them just a few inches from my face, so I leaned in and gave the black guy a little suck and like on the tip of his cock, then the other one.   
Pretty soon, I'm alternating back and forth, taking them into my mouth and licking their shafts.  I was soaking wet at this point and was rubbing myself through my pants trying to get myself off as well.
They must have seen how this was progressing and one took my shoulders and pushed me back onto the bed and the other, grabbed my waistband of my slacks and pulled them off.
From here its a blur. 
Somehow my panties got destroyed, I think they just grabbed them and pulled cause they were ripped at the sides. 
I do remember the white guy throwing a condom to his friend and soon after the feeling of him pushing into me.  He was very big and it took me awhile to accommodate him.  The other was on the bed next to me and I was giving him a blow job until the black guy started fucking me for real.  He wasn't holding anything back either.  

I was a basket case, I wanted him to fuck me as hard as he could.  I remember his buddy telling him to "cum on the bitch."  So a minute or so later, sure enough he pulls out, yanks the condom of and spurts all over my top, neck, and chin.  Without missing a beat, the other guy already had a condom on and he starts fucking me.  He doesn't last very long and he does the same thing, yanks the condom off and shoots cum on my top, only he tries to get my face more and does succeed too. 
He ends up getting his cock to my face and mouth before he is completely done cumming and I get the last bit in my mouth.  I did swallow it and they both hi-fived after that and got off the bed so I could get up.

I sit up and see myself in the mirror, I'm a mess!  Then I remember you saying bring extra clothes.  Damn!  One of them hands me a towel and I wipe the cum from my chin and neck and try to get most of it soaked up off my blouse. 
We sat around a talked for a bit then I realized I needed to go and I got up, told them we could do this again sometime and we said our goodbyes.  I made a beeline for my car hoping I wouldn't run into someone I know, after all, by the looks of my hair and clothes it was obvious what had just happened.

I could really get into this!
That was the best and wildest sex I've ever had and it felt so great. 

I honestly don't remember the drive home.

Four on Two, The Continuation

My phone buzzed.
Thinking it was a text from FF, I picked it up and was surprised to see it was Katygirl!
She begins by apologizing for not keeping in touch with me and feels that she was rather busy -with Jalapeno!
The conversation was frantic as I was trying to come to grips with all that has happened since I talked to her last.  The last time she mentioned him was during a funny motel episode they had.

My advice to her at the time was perhaps she needed to sever ties with him and move on.
Apparently not only did she not heed my advice...but went into the totally opposite direction.

They have been meeting several people over CL for threesomes and such.
What REALLY stunned me is that they were basically in a relationship and have been inseparable as of late.

But like a famous pitchman, I HAVE MORE!
Turns out Jalapeno never had sex with a woman before until that night and she went on to tell me how after the talk, he had confided how he never really told anyone about his being gay/bi (??) and wasn't comfortable enough to talk to anyone else in his life about that facet of his life.
she continued the conversation by saying that he was very private and closed-mouthed about his wants and needs.
As she drew him out, they realized they have more in common than they realized and worked out to have one of the most unorthodox relationships I have ever heard in my life.  
Let me tell you this, I have seen, heard, and been in quite a few combinations of such so I know a thing or two about that. 
She enlisted a regular FWB to "teach" him on how to treat a female lover since his technique not only needed fine-tuning, but a complete reworking.  He (Jalapeno) was so enthusiastic about it that he was actually asking questions and taking notes.
To top it all off, turns out they are meeting and greeting people as a couple, and even a married couple including to some of his friends.  They are carrying it so far to the point where they actually have gold bands they slip on when they meet people from CL or professional friends.


Talk about a major Beard here. 

"It really works for us!", she said at one point, "I get majorly turned on by watching gay porn, and so does he, but I can see it in real life as well and he makes me happy."
My response to her was simply that I'm glad that she found someone to be happy.

Suddenly, she remembered that I mentioned I had a g/f and asked me about her.


I told her about our meeting, and a few of our dates here and there.

"Wow! That's pretty hot!", she said after I filled her in quite a bit of it.
"Yeah, you two have quite a bit in common.  She LOVES blowjobs."
"Really? Do you think we can meet?"


Why not?  
I filled her in on the scenario, simply as meeting friends with nothing expected.
She agreed to that and also to going to dinner and an opera next month. (FF can't make it due to scheduling conflicts)
I thanked her for thinking of me and we promised to try to keep in touch more, and perhaps a party in January. 


Suddenly, I feel like my life is getting a bit complicated, but fun!

 

Preping for Party...

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Hitting the road....and my 100th post!

Just realized this is the 100th post on this pathetic blog!
With a landmark post, here is a landmark announcement:

I have an opportunity I haven't had in a LOOONG time.

I'm going to take my show on the road (so to speak) by hosting a party in a different part of the country.  Already the various posts are out looking for people.  I'm not going to say where just yet, but I will say that it's not going to be on the East, West, or Southern coasts.
Just saying that in the off chance one of my ten regular readers might be from a particular state I am hosting in.
Since this is a major production, I'm going to call this show the "Glands across America" show.
Yeah. It's lame, but so am I.

You'll get more details soon, I promise!

Blossom...

As I explained in my other post, there were no appealing people for THAT side of my life.

However, one of the caught my eye of sorts.

Blossom.
She came with almost as much baggage as I have, but is on the verge, I feel; of going over the edge in her sexual discovery.
It was as though she went through the blog like a sponge and emailed me questions like an overanxious child who finally realized what "2 Plus 2" is and wanted to know what the other possibilities were and go straight to Theoretical physics.
Sometime during our conversations, she commented that the ONLY sex she had was either vaginally (through various position), oral sex, and a little public exhibition.  I was stunned.


We even had a bit of cybersex, I feel a dawning is definitely on the way.
Her innocent (?) dip in the pool seems to me that the pool is enveloping her.

There is no real opportunity of dating, but might be good for some interesting conversations.

Dealing with suspicous minds

One of the biggest pains with putting up ads is dealing with a huge number of emails and sorting through them.

Quite a few of them are dealing with guys who (justifiably) believe I'm a spammer, or someone trying to pull something over on them.   This is usually tempered fairly quickly by simply emailing them back a request for more information.
Some are a bit taken aback when I give them my CL phone number so we could talk at length.  So far I've been able to convince about eight guys that I'm real.

This then deals with another question I deal with, "What do the girls look like?"
I mean. Really?
Typically, I will simply ask if this is important to them, and if a picture is THAT important to them. As is typical; they will usually back off.
It's not enough that they are actually going to have NSA sex with someone they don't know, they decide they want to see if the girl meets their standards? 

Ten guys that know they will get laid, how much you wanna bet MAYBE five will show?

Oh good lord!

A chat with Katy

Had a date this past Sunday that was probably ruined, in no small part, by a massive headache I had, which I believe was a residual symptom of my previous illness and lack of sleep. She lived down to my expectations, so it was no big loss.
Since I was on the west side of town, I pulled into a parking lot to see who was available for a quick visit.  I was living on 3 hrs sleep and a headache, there was a craving for finding a haven to recover from the date and visit some friends on this side of town I don't see very often.
Yeah, I'm talking WAAAAAAY west.
After some friends weren't at home or not available (damn you RODEO!), I spotted Katy online and sent her a quick Text message.
"Hey! How are you?"
"Fine.You?"
"Cool.  Was in your part of town and wanted to know if you want some coffee?"
"I'm comfy, but you're welcome to come over.  Can't do anything, in case you're curious."
"No worries, I have a headache, just visit."
"Okay. Come over. When?"
"15 minutes?"
"You ARE close.  Okay. I'll be ready."
I walk up to her door and am greeted and was greeted by a warm hug.
We are both a little worse for wear;  She was recovering from a massive party she attended the previous night. I sank into a half sitting/laying position on the couch across from hers, we talk about stuff in general.
She asks about KM and I give her the skinny of it and was pleased I didn't fall into a trap that she saw in text message a bit after the breakup.
The conversation was very low pressure and we both liked the casualness of it.  She even tried a little acupressure to see if that would give me a little relief from my throbbing skull.
We eventually talk about a boyfriend she's trying to dump that just isn't her type, eventually the conversation steers to sex.
Turns out a guy she has phone sex with is trying to convince her to get into camming.
Now we never even talked about phone sex before and winds up going about how much she not only ENJOYS it, but how often she does it.  She flips open the phone and counts the number of times she spent listening to guys get off as well as getting orgasms to it.
Six.
In less than 4 hours.
FUCK!
To say I was impressed and somewhat turned on even with my headache.
Switching the conversation back to Camming, I opened a website I used to be involved with a number of years ago and she was hooked after watching a few of the channels.
She was clicking on channel upon channel as she talked about her love of phone sex and watching guys/girls pleasure themselves.  The conversation got rather explicit and I was finding myself with a hard on.
We both made light of it saying that she was horny as well, but couldn't do anything because of mother nature.
I wasn't in the mood for anything, so I told her not to worry about it.
After she told me to watch a particularly attractive woman being quite enthusiastic with an ear of corn, she tentatively reached for my cock.
"You know, if you want I can just watch you, that is if you need some relief."
How can I refuse that offer?
Going into the back room, I stripped and reclined on the bed with her next to me while she laid down next to me.
As I started to stroke my cock, she was commenting on how fascinated she is on watching men masturbate.  She then started talking dirty and wondering about the next party and wanted to know about a party I threw in the past.
I told her about a party I had a couple of years ago, and she was fascinated and asked me a few pointed questions and suggestions for next time.
Having a common past experience from a series of parties (I might blog about that in the future) we attended, and discussed how wild that era was, along with her fondness of multiple men.
I felt myself building up to an orgasm, and she took over and proceed to swallow everything that I had.
After a few more minutes, we got up and dressed.
"Feel better?"
"Much. Thanks." was my only reply.
We went back to the living room and talked like nothing happened and talked some more.
After watching more TV (Keeping up with the Kardishians....ew), she gave me some more aspirin and I bid her a good night.
Deciding that we perhaps would go out for a date in the future, I promised we would.

Edit:
Corrected and added a bunch of stuff from the drug induced haze I was in.

Katygirl...

Just as I was finishing my last post, I get a Text from Katy.

"Wanna fuck?" That's direct enough.
"Sure. When?"
"Cool, how about now? Tequila is making my clothes come off..so hurry."

needless to say, I'm finishing this post later.

Edit:

After a quick shower, I fly out the door in 30 minutes.
Fortunately, I had a load just coming out of the drier, another load I'll leave in the washer. Right now, there is another load I'm more interested in.

45 minutes later, I'm pulling into her driveway and enter the door.
Heading towards the bedroom she described, I see a larger woman with ginormous breasts playing with herself.

"I want your tongue on my clit."
"No problem."
That's our introduction.

Lowering myself to her, I decide a direct attack is needed and start fingering her as I put my lips and start sucking her clit.
Just as she is on the verge of an orgasm, does something unexpected; she stops and requests (more of a demand,) to suck my cock and does so for several minutes. Her technique is pretty damned good and had to stop her several times to keep myself from coming.
Once again, I'm surprised by her pushing a finger just below my scrotum and explains that is best way to keep from having an orgasm.
She emphasizes she LOVES sucking cock.

OK.
That's a new one on me, but I can't really argue with the result.

Moving to the doggie position, she was extremely wet and very tight and she's talking VERY dirty and I'm loving it.
Throwing all I have into it for several minutes, I can feel her tighten up and her breathing starts to quicken.
She stops in, what I can tell is the middle of an orgasm and says, "Eat me again, that felt great! I want to come in your mouth."

Ok.

So we reposition ourselves and within a minute, she came hard.
Really hard, she almost started pulling out my hair.
"Oh GOD! That was good! I needed that. Okay, your turn." and with that, got back on her hands and knees.
Entering from behind, we got a good pace going and my thumb made its way into her ass. She REALLY started talking dirty.
"Oh god! Yes! Push it in deeper, I SO want to be your whore!"
That did it for me and it was a hard orgasm, and we both collapse onto the bed.
We chit chat for a bit.
"Oh GOD I needed that" she breathed.
"Happy to oblige. Glad we were able to get in contact again," I said as I snuggled against her neck.

After some additional fooling around, I sucked and pinched her nipples for a bit while doing some idle talk.
She's inquiring about the parties and was wondering if I will be hosting another party, with an a gang bang or blowjob fest in mind.
I said I'll work on it, but it won't be until Late Feb or march.
On the drive over, I said that I saw what I thought was the CL Ad that she put up. Turns out that as soon as I answered the phone and committed that I was coming over, she deleted it.

Hear that guys?

We do some half hearted spanking and throw a few comments on what she likes:
Being talked dirty to.
Dirty talk in general.
Spankings
Some nipple/breast torture
Blow jobs

She also commented that she hasn't done anal, but didn't realize how much she missed it until I stuck in my thumb during doggie style.

With that she faced away from me and I cuddled behind her, upon which she reached back and started to stroke on my flaccid cock.
"Can we try it?"
"What?" I was enjoying a quiet moment and was taken unawares by her comment.

"Can we try fucking my ass? I'm really turned on thinking about it."
"Sure sweetie."
"I am really comfortable with you and I have a feeling you won't hurt me."
"Nah, only if you asked me too."
That got me a giggle as an erection formed.
I reached down and dip my fingers into her wet pussy and play with her lightly and get her going. Now that they were lubed up with her juices, I carefully insert a finger into her ass. Getting it past my second knuckle, her moans were much louder and she pushed back until my finger was totally inside her.
After another couple of minutes, I slowly took out my finger and tentatively pushed in another finger. She was going wild and immediately pushed against my hand again.
The scream that followed alarmed me. Not daring to move my hand, I asked if she was okay.
"It hurts, but it feels so good! Don't stop!"
So I slowly moved my fingers to a slow rhythm, which she matched.
"Fuck me. Fuck my ass. I want it."
"You sure?"
"Yes." Her voice was husky with lust.
With that, We grabbed some Vaseline and lubed myself up best as I could and encouraged her to tell me to stop at any time. After some assurances, I proceeded.
I made the initial contact and gently pushed in. The gasp that was made wasn't telling me if it was in pain or pleasure, so I continued more slowly.
Slowly wasn't what she was after. Pushing back at a more rapid pace took me by surprise, but within minutes, I was as deep as I could go and I just ground my hips into her. Once again, I had tried to take my time, but she took the initiative and quickened the pace and style.
Within several minutes, we both reached a simultaneous orgasm.

Having laid there together for a bit and chatted a bit more.
"You know, you look better than your picture."
"Thank you, you're sweet and you're quite a woman."

Laying with her, I was savoring a moment of quiet bliss, after a few minutes, the noises outside of her home reminded me that I faced a tough commute for my own home.

With a good deal of will, I forced myself to get up and get dressed, I gave her a nice kiss.

It was 6am when I left, traffic was going to be a bitch and I knew I was going to be in for a long day.
Little did I realize how long of a day it was.

Craigslist Survey of women...Men are dumbshits!

I read a survey that was totally bogus with no thought behind it.
Being the anal guy that I am, I had emailed the poster and sought to prove to him that his survey was flawed and proceeded to post several times for women to give me their results of a variety of questions that I had asked.  I already posted this on my local Craigslist, so I would figure I'd put it on here:

Out of the 34 women I have talked to, this is the basic breakdown: I want to thank all the ladies that wrote, called, and several that I had met for a very enlightening drink.

Here are the overall results.

Were you able to continue the relationship until meeting? and did it continue from the initial meeting?