Everyone needs a hobby...

About me:

There has been a few people that have written to me asking about my reasoning and life beyond the parties and I will oblige.

I am a straight 40 year-old hispanic man who is single of fairly unremarkable in appearance. I'm not TOO overweight, but my strength is my ability to be able to read people and to make them comfortable around me.

This is not to say that this translates to picking up women is a cinch, but I don't go out with a goal to "hook up" with someone, maybe to just meet someone new and see where it goes

I am, like most males, incredibly dense when picking up signals once they get closer to me emotionally. A case of far-sightedness when it comes to reading them, I guess.

This not to say I've been single all my life, but I have a daughter that has recently moved to another city, quite literally the same month she graduated from high school, but that's another story. My dating up until now has been filled with women of all walks of life, including three serious relationships, quite a number of dates and a surprising amount of FWBs and one-night-stands. Don't ask me for my number, don't count and its not polite to ask.

At some point I might go through the list as I remember them from the haze of the various orgies, threesomes, foursomes, bars, S&M clubs, and internet encounters.

Don't expect world class writing; i type this out on a PDA and do brief edits at home to disguise my writing style. The same includes for world shattering insights on things about sex, being single, or how to pickup women. Quite frankly, i don't think i am that bright. At least I am not as bright or eloquent as OEN.

You probably asked yourself about the "disguise my writing style" part. Let's say that i knew quite a few people in the corporate world, and i literally meet, on a professional level, hundreds of people a month. Don't be surprised if that it is me you encountered in your daily life and not even know it. You may see me at a club and I will literally be there to people watch and have a drink. More than a few people have commented that I don't look my age and can easily pass for a thirty something. I think those people are on crack or some other type of legal (or not) medications.

As far as my parties go, I don't know if you can call me a voyeur, a sexual addict, or any number of psychological maladies that people will armchair quarterback (speculate).

The people at my parties are those that I meet at a variety of places; craig's list, friends, former girlfriends, publications, and people I randomly meet. Like I said, I put people at ease.

But as to why I host these parties?

Everyone needs a hobby.

Cock blocking by a chick? Yeah.

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What if you threw an orgy and nobody comes?

It's the night before the party, and just like every other party I've thrown, I'm a nervous wreck the night before.

What if no one shows up?

This has never happened and it had always worked out great, but still. I am a major cynic on human nature. People have a tendency to flake out, it's like they can't believe a party like this can exist. I have a tendency to "over invite" people because I know 2 or 3 out of 10 will flake out.

Such contingency plans on my part had headed off some potentially uncomfortable parties, I'm sure. In a couple of cases in which only a few people showed up turned out even better.

This party is going to be a bit different my friends flaked out. They got called out of the country or got the dates mixed up and had made concrete plans.

COME ON! You're going to get SERIOUSLY laid! How can you possibly overlook a date like that? But whatever. I have a regular participant showing up and that will be just fine.

Email sent, room reserved, the panic waits at the doorway...

Well I just sent off the list of the responders that passed muster. All I have to do is either wait for a response (which sometimes happens, sometimes don't)or simply wait for them to show up at the meeting spot. Each party is a bit different as far as locations go, but usually in a very fine hotel.

While imagining all the lovely forms of decadence which typically occurs at my parties, I can't help but wonder how it will all turn out...

Orgies and...apartment hunting?

You know, I decided that it's MY blog and I'll write whatever the hell I want on it. I have another blog that is SO boring because my friends know all about it.
I washed my clothing a few days ago. Yay. exciting.


Do you realize how weird it is to lead a bit of a double life?

I have a party to get ready for, condoms to buy, plus lube, a hotel to book, people to verify. so what do I wind up doing? Apartment hunting with a girl I'm going to dump around christmas time. no. I don't plan on moving in, that's too assholish even for me. Just helping her out because she's trusting some apartment locater to some of the craptastic apartments complexes I have ever seen.

What's kinda' depressing is that I want to move into some of the apartments I'm going to go with, but my income is about to take a dramatic downturn. I'm shutting down my business and I'm going to look for a REAL job.
No more 3 hour lunches.
No more "it's 2 O'clock, I'll stop and watch a movie".
No more "it's 4am? Fuck that, I'm going back to sleep until noon."
No more calling in for "insomnia".
No more reading other people's blogs while when I should be working.

Yes. I made a damned good living, but there is something to be said about having a RELIABLE income. As long as I can afford a decent apartment and still afford to host these parties, I think I'll be content with that.

It's for this friday!

The party is this friday. I'm SO looking forward to it as it promises to be one of the better ones yet. The only problem is that my friend "bikeman" isn't going to make it. He's usually the center of entertainment and dives in willy-nilly into the pile of cocks.

Fucker had to go to on a business trip. I KNEW I should have waited an additional week. The other regulars are basically in the same boat. So this should be interesting. I'm going to be the only Straight guy in a room for of Bi's. God I hope all the women show or else I'm fucked. Figuratively

Phone Calls and weeding

Well, I sent out an email on saturday for the people that were interested in the party to give me a call. The reason for them giving me a call is simple: I am VERY good at reading people and I can see if they're going to be flakes or not. If they don't call, then I'll just wipe from from the final emails. Out of the 18 people that originally responded, Six people called within 4 hours of my email, including one woman. I figure the majority will call during the week when they can be away from their wives or their significant others.

The phone calls themselves were rather interesting.

One guy seemed to relax when I confirmed who I was, but apparently he didn't want to let his wife knows what he does and whispered in an almost embarrassingly apologetic tone, "I love to take it up the ass and suck cock. Is that okay?"

I almost dropped the phone.

ME:"Umm...sure. that's the point."
HIM:"Oh. okay, just want to make sure it was cool."
ME:"Excellent! I'll email you the final info in a week."

I hung up the phone and started laughing.

You know, I can understand people's apprehension in answering ads for such parties, so I always try to put them at ease. But if you're talking to someone about the topic at hand, for god sakes! We're just having a conversation about a group of men (and a couple of women) that never met before having some great sex!


me: "''lo? This is
him: "Hi...umm...I'm calling about the ad?"
me:"Oh, you mean the orgy?"
I can hear him wince.
him: "umm..yeah."
me: "Cool, thanks for calling back so quickly. You have any questions?"
him: "umm..not right now."
me: "Excellent! I'll send you an email soon about where the party is."
him:"umm...okay. thanks."

The woman that called was quite enthusiastic about the whole thing and was looking forward to getting a gang bang. I think she was more normal than the other guys.

Women! and a date!

After another little recruitment drive, I finally managed to score a couple of interesting women. They're both highly interested in watching the action, but actually participating in a gang bang.

Well, finally settled on a date, sept. 21st. A friday, I think what I will go ahead and do is start planning one for Late October. These little lapses in time can be a little crazy and hopefully, I can get a couple of women that aren't flakey enough to start up an "Woman gang bang" with the guys watching. the odds of that are low, but I think I will give it a shot.

The latest posts that I've done has brought out a couple of more interesting men, so now I will go ahead and email everyone to send me a pic and I'll send them my number.

Why my number? Simple: to cut down on the flakes and the creeps that I have to weed out. While what I'm doing isn't exactly what most people would consider "high culture", it's being done to have fun by everyone and I don't want it ruined by a couple of people that just want to be jerks.

It's my party, I'm paying for it, so I have that right, don't I? :)