Sunday, September 9, 2007

Phone Calls and weeding

Well, I sent out an email on saturday for the people that were interested in the party to give me a call. The reason for them giving me a call is simple: I am VERY good at reading people and I can see if they're going to be flakes or not. If they don't call, then I'll just wipe from from the final emails. Out of the 18 people that originally responded, Six people called within 4 hours of my email, including one woman. I figure the majority will call during the week when they can be away from their wives or their significant others.

The phone calls themselves were rather interesting.

One guy seemed to relax when I confirmed who I was, but apparently he didn't want to let his wife knows what he does and whispered in an almost embarrassingly apologetic tone, "I love to take it up the ass and suck cock. Is that okay?"

I almost dropped the phone.

ME:"Umm...sure. that's the point."
HIM:"Oh. okay, just want to make sure it was cool."
ME:"Excellent! I'll email you the final info in a week."

I hung up the phone and started laughing.

You know, I can understand people's apprehension in answering ads for such parties, so I always try to put them at ease. But if you're talking to someone about the topic at hand, for god sakes! We're just having a conversation about a group of men (and a couple of women) that never met before having some great sex!


me: "''lo? This is
him: "Hi...umm...I'm calling about the ad?"
me:"Oh, you mean the orgy?"
I can hear him wince.
him: "umm..yeah."
me: "Cool, thanks for calling back so quickly. You have any questions?"
him: "umm..not right now."
me: "Excellent! I'll send you an email soon about where the party is."
him:"umm...okay. thanks."

The woman that called was quite enthusiastic about the whole thing and was looking forward to getting a gang bang. I think she was more normal than the other guys.

1 comment:

Sheen V said...

If I only lived in Houston!!