I read a
survey that was totally bogus with no thought behind it.
Being the anal guy that I am, I had emailed the poster and sought to prove to him that his survey was flawed and proceeded to post several times for women to give me their results of a variety of questions that I had asked. I already posted this on my local Craigslist, so I would figure I'd put it on here:
Out of the 34 women I have talked to, this is the basic breakdown: I want to thank all the ladies that wrote, called, and several that I had met for a very enlightening drink.
Here are the overall results.
Were you able to continue the relationship until meeting? and did it continue from the initial meeting?100% said they have met/dated.
Did you stop responding to the person you answered the ad for?
And why and after how many emails?
100% said they have deleted emails of men, only after they said something inappropriate, rude, or only send pictures of their cocks.
Stated that about 80-90% of men have done or said something inappropriate.
Did he stop responding to emails?
They said about 50% of men stopped emailing them at one time or another without a reason, even with a “good” photo.
Was a photo sent initially?
5 sent the photo when responding to an ad,. but most will eventually send one if one is sent.
What kind of photo was sent, (Portrait, crop from family, self portrait, etc) and was it a torso, facial, bikini, etc?
Usually a “Mirror” shot, body and separate facial shot, but rarely nude.(3)
What was the initial form of contact? Phone call? Meet at Starbucks? Restaurant?
29 have met at a bar near the home or a star bucks. 2 was a combination of “work”, “Park” or other location. 3 will host or go to their dates home or hotel room.
After the initial meeting, what was the conclusion of the meeting?
Varies: 70% said it was simply a meet and greet and 40% of those would continue a further relationship. 30% would would go straight to a discrete (or not) place for an encounter.
Relationship, open relationship, dating, sexual only? 30 said they were either answering ads for sexual or open relationships only.
10 have said that they put up ads, with 8 saying that they have not received ANY responses to their ads.
The kinds of ads that they put up were, including, but not limited to; Spanking, threesomes, gangbangs, phone sex, or simply an anonymous encounters.
Most say they don't put up ads because there are enough ads from men that there isn't a need to unless there is something specific they want.
The few that do put up ads find it that they have all the responses they can handle within 2 hours and will generally delete their own post.
Conclusion:
Seems that the initial email is a make it or break it. All but one of the ladies stated that if you only write one or two lines and/or send a cock picture, you're not even considered.
The ones that send a proper reply have a higher rate of success.
Accuracy of pictures vs. personality:
a PROPER picture that closely resembles you will buy you points if you meet. If the photo is WAY off without explanation (I.e. Shotgun blast to the face or substantial lost weight), is a deal breaker. If the photo is close and relatively recent, they will cut you a little slack. There have been instances where the photo and the person in from of them were not one in the same.
When the emails continued, usually something inappropriate was said along the lines of:
“So, when do you want to fuck?”
“Have you lost weight since that photo was taken?”
“Is that a GOOD picture of you?”
And my personal favorite:
“You don't mind if I bring my kids with me? They can sit in the next room.”
100% of women said they cut off further contact due to the reasons posted above.
100% women said that, at some point men stopped contacted them for unknown reasons.
Out of the anecdotal information I took from the ladies, statistically out of 100 men, only 8 make it past this point.
Phone calls:
Conversational skills are high up in the determination of whether a woman will meet with a gentlemen. While accents aren't generally an issue (but generally well received!), any casual mention of racism, harsh political views (regardless of her politics), crude language, off color humor, unwelcome sexual remarks, and anything that may mean a lack of intelligence and manners is generally a frowned upon.
90% of men make this mistake.
At the initial meeting, the determining factor would be how close the picture resembles the man she is meeting. In a few instances the picture was taken 10 years ago, and some it wasn't them at all!
Needless to say, honesty and taking a good recent picture is important.
Conversational and social skills are generally judged on this as well, but the breakdown is more interesting at this point:
28 of the women said they pretty much either ran after the initial meeting with no further contact.
All of women said that THEY were left at the meeting and were not contacted again.
Considering that I met a few of the women who say they got LEFT, I should go out and slap some men.
One of my favorites is when one said that all one of the men could do is sit there and look at her with “uh-huh”
Way to represent the male species, Cletus.
At this point , its only one in 125 men (approximately) are able to make it to the bedroom.
Out of these, it's mostly acknowledged it's of a sexual nature.
Which kinds you ask?
Well, they told me:
They range from just simple sex, to MFM, Spankings, bondage, group, foursomes, and plain anonymous sex.
Yes, men. They are out there.
The success rate is a bit higher if they are good in bed, practice safe sex, and are courteous lovers.
That means the ladies have an orgasms too, you geniuses.
While the previous “survey” said only 2 men out of 52 have gotten “lucky”, the entire story is that the men are generally their own worst enemies when it gets to such a low percentage of success.
Now, this isn't a very precise survey, but I'm not a professional, but the conclusions are quite clear.
Men are idiots.
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