Snobbery, Sanity, and Snow?

Yes.
Snow. Here in Houston.
This really has a tendency to put a crimp into my plans for making arrangements this week.
My initial plan was to simply head on home, answer emails, make a post or two, answer some phone calls to try to make this party a success.
By the time I get home, I'm frantic, annoyed, and somewhat dismayed by the lack of time I have been able to devote to this and I'm getting stressed.  Isn't a hobby supposed to be so you can RELAX? 
For some idiot reason, I schedule doctor appointments just before my parties and my blood pressure is through the roof.  He's convinced I have blood pressure.
When I have a friend check it AFTER a party, she just says that its normal, but that SHE needs a shot afterward.

A result of this, I actually have to share what one of my posts looks like.  I know I promised to myself (and maybe you) that I wouldn't do this, but I have a good chunk of wine in me and I thought it was, depending on your viewpoint, that I have totally gone off my rocker or really gotten into the holiday spirit.  I really don't expect anyone to reply to this but...anyway, here it is:

Show me your exhibitionist side of you.
What is your fantasy along those lines?
Perhaps you want to give us a view?
Whatever you want to share will be just fine.
In Real life or in mail whatever you share,
Believe me when I say, that I will truly care.

Show me your fantasy, and perhaps you will see,
that you may be able to live them through me. 

Okay, this acknowledges the fact that I'm no OEN as far as writing ability, but man, drinking makes it fun.

Maybe after I find a girlfriend who shares my interests it'll be much easier.
Any applicants?

And remember kids, friends don't let friends post when they're drunk.

Bi Party.....

Now that the Gangbang party is over, I can now concentrate on this friday's Bi party. 

Oh Shit!

I've only been able to get about four men!  This doesn't include Pat or "R".  Those two are a party on their own, so I don't have to worry about that. The thing is that I need to contact at least 10 men to assure that 4 would show up, with 15 men being more compatible.

The women situation is even worse, while two are going to show up, only one of them is actually going to participate.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
And not in a good way!

I quickly started putting out a couple of posts on CL and a few other sites.  I immediately get a response and I have him try to call me.  Nothing.
Typical.
Chickenshit.

I know I sound like a broken record (blogger?), but it just amazes me on how many flakes seem to cruise on the internet.
Of course, the kettle might be seen as calling the pot black, while I have NEVER backed down on a date that I've made; it is apparent to me there are those out there that will simply test the waters to see what kind of reactions they will get when they put up certain ads.

HEY MORONS!  Yes, people DO answer those ads with hopes of meeting people!  Yes, there ARE real ads that will get you laid if you simply follow instructions!

while I (kinda') pledged that I would keep this blog (relatively) picture free (sorry, I'm not attractive enough for HNT), I'm tempted to post the huge number of Cock pics I get on here.

Ohwell, time to sleep and get started on this when I wake up.
It's frustrating as hell at times, but like I said before, everone needs a hobby.

Party Update

The party almost turned out as I expected, about half of the guys didn't show and only one woman turned up.

That was enough.

I got there early and checked into my room and within 5 minutes I sent out the email with the room number at 3:15pm.  While I knew most people would not receive the email in time, I suspected the smarter ones would call me on the phone for the room number.

Having completed my own vital task, I laid down for a nap and was awakened half an hour later by a raspy voiced female.
Turns out it was one of the ladies, she had gotten the flu and was incredibly pissed.   She apologized profusely and insisted that she will most definitely come to the party on the 12th.
Great.
Thirty minutes later, I got another call;  my EXGFBFF (Ex girlfriend's Best Friend) called to say that my EXGF got her doing an errand KNOWING she was coming to the party.   She was less than thrilled, but she called in the favor on something that was unforseen.  She called to say she was going to be late.  She wound up calling at about 9pm saying that it was just not able to come in
Lovely.
One of my best friends showed up at 5:30 and brought party favors in case they were needed.  As usual he over packed (don't get me started), and brought drinks, snacks, and party favors in case they were needed by the ladies such as the following:

Those are just two of the things that I was able to get a decent picture of!   My hands are a good 8 inches long, for a little perspective. He also brought a huge double dildo, 30 feet of rope, a ball gag, a leather mask, leather restraints, handcuffs(!), and nipple clamps.
I kindly asked him to stash it away and we'll bring them out as needed.

It was 7pm and one of the ladies arrived followed by 2 men.  We sat and talked for a bit to put her at ease, set up some ground rules, and to see if anyone else will show up, half an hour later, one more guy was there.
It was on.
She looked at me, winked, started kissing me with a warm embrace.
"I believe as the host, you get first shot."
I'm not going to argue about that and I would really be an idiot to contradict her!
To those that really wants details:
She was about 35, white, 5ft 3in, and was in pretty good shape with a little extra padding.  She has had fantasies about having multiple men.  She has had Threesomes, but never more than that and has been horny all week anticipating this night. Particularly since she didn't know anyone she could tell about the party. No.  I won't post pictures of the party, so don't ask.
The men are me, a 6ft man of moderate shape, my buddy "Pat", 6ft and is an insane cyclist and in phenomenal shape with a slight paunch,  the other three were a couple of guys in their mid 30's in good shape and a young 24 year old Asian guy ("D") looking for his first gang bang.  awwww....ain't he cute? His first gang bang!  They grow up so quick!
"D" had that wild eyed look. Trying to be cool, but was too nervous to pull it off properly when he realizes he's out of his depth.
We  moved over to the bed, she sat me down, undid my pants, and gave me a superb blowjob.
Noticing that at least one of the guys were getting anxious, I lifted her face to mine and gave her a passionate kiss.  It was at this point that my "Pat" lifted her shirt slightly and gave her little kisses on her back.
She ("J") decided that it was time to get down to business and dropped her skirt and shirt, hopped up on to the bed and declared, "I want your cum on my tits or mouth."
I climbed further onto the bed and she picked up where she left off with the blowjob, while she was bent over the bed exposing herself to the rest of the guys.
Motioning towards "D", I had him be the first, and wanted to see how he handles it.   He looked at me with a nervous look, he got undressed and seemed very aware of his actually being nude in a room full of strangers.
Awww!  Ain't he cute?  Actually, he was very attractive.  He was the best built out of all of us, and as he looked at the other guys undressing, he started relaxed (a bit) as he approached "J" from behind and began to delicately rub her clit and kissed her bottom.
After a couple of minutes, "J" looked up rolled her eyes at me and mouthed the words, "Just tell him to get on with it."
I almost broke out laughing as the message was relayed and he just looked at me and blinked.
Finally I said, "C'mon dude, you're holding up the line."
"Pat"  broke out laughing as the others just snickered.
He literally took the plunge into her pussy and I felt a pause in her work for a moment as she was feeling her pussy being filled. He was rather enthusiastic in his pumping when I told him he needed to pace himself.  "J" added, "Hey! I'm trying to suck some dick here."   I don't know why, but that almost got me off and I was going to let someone else have their turn when she indicated that she wanted to finish the job.  Within a minute of her vigorous attendance to my cock, I came into her mouth.
My God, she was good!
I moved over as one of the other gentleman moved to get some oral attention.
Believe it or not, they settled who was next with a couple of rounds of "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
I sat on the bed next to her as she continued to suck cock.
"D" announced he was about to cum as well, she detached herself from what she was doing and proceeded to rip off the condom and swallow his load.  She immediately turned around to finish off the gentleman she was attending to while "Pat" went up behind her and saw that she was furiously rubbing her clit, when he tried to enter her pussy, she blocked it, and indicated she wanted it in her ass.
My she was a dirty girl!
"D" and I closely watched the action as she finished swallowed her third wad of cum.  He was fascinated with Pat's ass fucking, I encouraged him to have a closer look by spreading her cheeks.  The look on his face was priceless.  He never had anal sex before, so to view it from this way was a big treat for him and looked forward to it. He was anxious to take his turn when he saw her have an orgasm and saw the muscles totally contract as pat pulled out to show him.
Awww!  Show and tell!  How cute!
She waved off the last guy and asked him to wait so he could fuck her ass also.
Pat was at that point about to cum when she sat up and took his wad in his mouth.
She stood up for a stretch, grabbed a bottle of water and we BS'ed for a few while she sat in the neglected guy's lap and gently stroked him so he would be ready when she would be.
After about 10 minutes, she was ready to go again.   The clue we got is that she got off the guy's lap and put it in her pussy and did a slow grind for a few minutes, lifted herself up and inserted it into her ass.   I went up and started to softly pinch her nipples.  This resulted in an instant screaming orgasm.  She later told me that it was not only the nipple squeezing and the guy in her ass, but viewing all the men in the room nude for HER.
Who would have thunk it.
She got up and took the guy's cum in her mouth as well, and went back to the bed, repositioned some pillows and got on the bed face down with her ass presented to us at the edge of the bed.
To paraphrase, "Do it hard, do it fast, don't let up and pick where you want it."
We did exactly that, I took my turn first at her ass and pumped furiously until I was dripping with sweat, but stopped just short of my orgasm.  The next guy, opted for her ass as well, and just as he was putting it in, she had another screaming orgasm that seemed to last for a couple of minutes as he furiously stroking in and out of her.  He followed my lead by not having an orgasm, and then "D" went in anxiously, he was pumping furiously, but after only a couple of minutes, he came, Pat stepped in and took over, just in time for her next orgasm.   We continued this until this way several times for each guy. "D" being the youngest, recharged quickly and did a couple of turns.
After she requested a bit of a rest and a drink,  we sat around a bit more, and lounged on the bed with me and "Pat".  Since Pat and I known each other for over a decade, we were comfortable with each other, and didn't have that "Gay" thing to be scared of, even though I was straight.   She was loving that Pat and I was comfortable with eachother that we were already getting ready to DP her.  She was kissing on me when Pat and I gently pushed her on top of me and I went to her pussy while he took up position behind her to get to her ass.   The other guys were just gathering around closer to have a look, as they have all never seen it "live" before.  We continued continued for a few minutes until pat had his orgasm and asked if any others wanted in, turns out they weren't, so "J" and I continued for several minutes and continued to watch the guys around her that were jacking off to us.   Reaching my orgasm, I offered her to the next guy and  he wanted her on top as well to take advantage of those wonderful tits that were very neglected throughout the entire evening.
I came up behind her and fingered her ass.   The guy didn't seem comfortable with my being there, so after a few minutes, I unobtrusely backed off, much to her disappointment.
A number of the guys seemed to be "homophobic" when it comes to having a guy approaching her while they were attending to her.
Whatever.
After another break, we needed more bottled water, so I was about to go out and grab them when I suggested to "J" that she can just wear the trench coat if she wanted to come with me.   Her grin gave away that she thought that would be hot.  So she slipped into my trench coat, that she didn't bother closing to the vending machines towards the other end of the hall.
"Having fun, J?"
"You bet, its even hotter than I thought it would be."
"So you're cool with everything so far?"
"yes, but I wished the guys wouldn't be so weird about each other."
"Don't worry, next party it'll be a free for all with the guys being Bi and all."
"Thank you for hosting this, its a pity more girls didn't show, it would have been hot to watch, but that left all the guys for me."
"I can tell you were disappointed."
She laughed as continued arm in arm.
We came back to find one of the guys missing, turns out he had to leave.
Of course, by this time it was already 11pm.
She wasn't finished with us yet.
We went another round of satisfying all her holes before the night was through.  Pat and I didn't have anything much left to offer, but the other two still going at it until just before 1am, when Pat and one of the other guys had to leave to their wives. I encouraged one of them to use the shower before leaving or else he will have some answering to do at home.
Finally it was me, J, and D.
D was tired and he had a ways to drive home, but he didn't want to leave.   I told him he was welcome to spend the night, but he wasn't down for that.
awwww!  He was shy!
I asked J what she was planning on doing and asked if she could spend the night. She was a little tired.
Of COURSE she could, and offered her the shower first.
She got up slowly, as the nights activities made itself known to her muscles and padded to the shower, and asked join her to help her reach some spots.
As I joined her, it was nice and we got along quite well together. Pity she was married.  She was disappointed that no one came on her tits, but other than that, she had a great deal of fun.
She commented that her excuse was that she was spend the night with a girlfriend on a girls night out thing and using the same excuse for next weekend as well.
She is a recent initiate to CL, but has had trouble meeting guys that weren't being flakes in some fashion and had walked out of more than a few men that were a bit too demanding.
We continued the idle conversation and then brought up what Pat had brought and went to the drawers that he left them in (I would take them home and bring them to the next party).  She was a bit startled at the size goes and was glad they weren't brought out.   She was more intrigued by the clamps and mask, saying that perhaps next time they could be used.

The night wore on and decided it was time for sleep, we fell asleep in each other's arms.
I'd call that a good party.

The Nerves begin!

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Screwing is good, but can I get personality on the side?

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"The Break in" Part One

A blast from the past, oh god it was hot. This occurred a few years ago. Our relationship lasted for several years after this.

I had a friend that lived in a nearby state and we were talking about a girl he had recently met online and whom he was having a dalliance with. The only problem was that she was in another city.

She said to him that one of her fantasies was to be "raped" or "Ravaged".

She was introduced to me via email and we started chatting and eventually on the phone to get to know one another. Since I had connection to a previous lover of hers, we chatted like we knew each other well.

As you can imagine, the subject of sex eventually took place and discussed some fantasies and eventually brought up the "rape" fantasy.

I told her I'd do it, but some things needed to be in place first: One, I need a key mailed to me.

Sorry, but breaking down doors could lead to all sorts of misunderstandings that could involve some unpleasantness. I'm Just sayin'.

The other was a bit of a schedule of hers on a day to day basis so I can know when she was going to be home asleep. Since we talked quite a bit anyway, I kinda' already knew....but why take the chance?

The other that, if any time during the assault she wanted me to stop, we arranged a signal in which I would instantly (but with great regret) stop.

She would never know when I was heading there.

Once I got the key, the plan fell into place two months later.
I took a week off from work and started my drive (she lives in a small town).

passing the city limits, my heart started pumping. It was a blistery cold night as a front just pushed through and the wind was howling making it seem far colder than the 20F temperature.
As I had pulled up to her apartment at about 1 A.M, I made sure everything was kosher.

Apartment name. check.
Apartment number. Check.
Distinct markers on her doorstep. Check.
I inserted the key into the lock and gave it a slight turn. Check.

The blood was flowing, Heart pumping, Mask on, hard on, check.
I took a deep breath and turned the lock and pushed open the door gently. As the darkness of the apartment enveloped me, I stood still to allow my eyes to adjust to the dark.

I memorized the layout of the apartment and repeated it in my head. Straight past the living room. 2nd door straight ahead. I kicked off my shoes and made my way towards my "Victim."

The door was open and I could see a deeply breathing figure on a the bed under a light blanket (!) . I turned on my penlight to make sure there was no final surprise.
Bingo!

Having shed my pants, shirt, and overcoat (FUCK! it was hot in here it was like 80! and later found it was WAS actually 84!), I moved in.

I took off her blanket and studied the lovely 5 foot tall, slim figure, and awesome breasts still in a state of deep sleep for a few moments when I pounced.
Having spread her legs I shoved my face into her pussy and roughly started licking her. It was only 30 seconds or so when she became aware of what was going on and she was already wet.
As soon as she stirred, I flipped her over, raised her hips and entered her roughly as a loud grunt left her lips as I pounded her pussy.

She tried briefly to fight me off, but my her tiny 120lbs frame was no match for my 200lbs.

The Adrenaline rush was incredible, but I kept sharp to see any signs of our signal and none was going to happen. Particularly after her first orgasm.
I adjusted my rhythm to keep from having an orgasm too quickly, but after a few minutes, I forced myself to stop and roughly fingered her ass and her incredibly wet pussy.

"Do you like this?" I asked.
"Yes." she moaned after a few seconds.
"Do you want me to stop?"
"NO!"
"What do you want?"
"Do what you want, I want it all!"

With that, I pushed myself back into her, just finished squirting pussy, for a few more minutes and then backed out to tongue her ass hard.

The intake of breath could be heard throughout the apartment. As I was trying to go deeper into her ass with my tongue, she was pushing back wanting me go deeper.
I held her down as I lifted my head, positioned my cock and plunged in her ass. It slid easily in as I went in balls deep and rotated my hips as I ground into her.
It was heavenly. She apparently thought so as well as she screamed out another orgasm.
Another couple of minutes and I backed off until it came all the way out and plunged in again. I LOVE doing this. Her body shivering and her grunts getting louder with every stroke. She was breaking out into a sweat after only a half an hour.

I was close to a heat stroke personally, god it was hot(!) and I was sweating like mad!
Needing a break, I looked around the room and saw a towel and pantyhose nearby.

By this time, I had stopped pumping her ass and her her pinned, face down-ass up, on the bed as I continued to furiously rub her clit and finger her ass. She was starting to build up to another climax when I started to spank her. Hard. Her entire body contracted in her orgasm after the second slap, and I increased the pace and force of spankings throughout her entire episode and it just seemed to elongate the orgasm.

I stopped just long enough to tie her hands to the bed. Turning her over, I see this animalistic look of lust I've seen some women have. It was a bit disconcerting and I briefly wondered as to who was playing who as I got some pillows and put them under her ass.

Desperate in need a bit of a break, I left her tied there while I got something to drink and idle went through her home and fridge. I found what I had been looking for and went back to care of my little "captive."

I put the items down out of her view and brought her a glass with a straw. She was still recovering and was obviously thirsty as she sucked down the water and had to go back several times to get her more. We didn't talk much.
You gotta remember, I was the rapist. Rapists aren't known for their idle chatter.

I climbed on top of her, raised her legs (with some resistance and a few kicks to my head!) to present me with her asshole and I roughly went at it again. I love this position because I can play with her clit as well.

I was getting louder at every stroke and I was getting close.

"Let me have it!"
"What do you want."
"Cum in my mouth I want to taste it. I want to taste you. Do it!"

So much for being a victim breaking her spirit.

I straddled her chest and plunged my cock in her waiting mouth.

Part two some other time, I have to call up a friend for a quickie after this story...

Sucking Cock....

I was in a 4some with a friend of mine and a couple I recently met from craig's list and it was fun. I'll write about it later.

As I saw my buddy sucking cock (he obviously being Bi), I always wondered what it was like and I never really found it appealing.
With some rare exceptions, I don't find the male body all that appealing. In fact, I kinda' find it almost comedic and wonder why women don't giggle at even the most fit males when we (as a group) get nude in front of them.

Now, I understand that there are women that find giving a blowjob is more of a chore than something pleasurable. on the other hand, I've found women that give out blowjobs like handshakes and find them EXTREMELY pleasurable. Like many things, different people like different things.

Of course, I feel differently about the female body, but this post isn't about that.

I know I have at least a fourf readers, one of them a female at least and what I'm curious about is to what makes it appealing? Is it the texture, the sense of power (or submission as some say), the fun, the juicy center?

I tried asking my friend and several girls about it, but they don't have an appropriate answer. Of course, I think it could be that I'm standing there in front of them thinking I'm judging, which or not.
It's simply a curiousity I have about about the human animal and how they think. It's my weakness. I figure if I add it on here, I'll get some straight answers (even from Bi Men) on why it's so appealing or repulsive. Even have a new poll. :) Feel free to answer or leave a comment.

It's my orgy and she'll come if I want to!

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I must be going insane....

Well, I did it.

I started a new party, this one is going to be a "BI" party and put up a CL post accordingly. This will be a bit different by the fact that ladies can come and watch, which more than likely will be actual participants.

That's the way it usually winds up.

On the other party front, my nerves are still on the edge as one woman wants to talk to another. One is iffy because her escort won't be able to make it, and the other is an unknown. While two others are expected to show up, I hedged my bets a bit and put out a new ad for the party.

Ohwell, I guess I'm going to start drinking this weekend, maybe see if I can get a hook up.

ANOTHER party and an update...

Believe it or not, one of my friends is trying to convince me to have an all male party the following weekend. I have to think about it a bit, but a few of the regulars might be more interested in this party, though.


Additionally, I went ahead and set the date and location of the party. the 5th of December. I sent out a bunch of emails informing everyone invited to attend and immediately was greeted by 2 emails of a couple of guys that are declining.

This is the time I start getting nervous.

As the tired old joke goes, "What if they threw an orgy but nobody came?"
I know it's not going to happen, it hasn't happened in the number of parties I have put together, but it is STILL a bit unnerving.